Is there a more redpilled breed?

>Anglo
>highly intelligent and empathetic, almost human
>longevity, 2 decades of life in that little dog
>very little inbreeding
>hunting dog in a lapdog's body
>great showdog, understands English
>jumps as high as your head
>ridiculously fast and agile
>never lets go when it bites, just rips everything to shreds really fast
>spunky and brave enough to take on anything, even a fucking Rottweiler
>kills pigeons, opossums, skunks, raccoons, foxes, ducks, geese, swans, rats, locusts, rattlesnakes, cobras, beaver, badgers, boars, turkeys, fish, rabbits, other dogs, whatever so much as looks at it the wrong way
>great with little kids, high energy
>growls and runs and barks in its sleep, dreams of the hunt even as a puppy
>smart enough to attack a venomous snake from the back of the head
>smart enough to force another animal's head underwater and drown it
>smart enough to use cover and sneak-attack
>smart enough to use its kibble as bird bait
>loves water, loves to swim, will try to drag you out if you look like you're drowning and can actually save toddlers
>smart enough to open the door for you
>great digger, drags rats and foxes out of holes and murders them like it's in fucking Vietnam
>likes television, can be trained out of assaulting the animals onscreen
>can choose between short and long coat
>sometimes comes in rare monochrome variant

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jack Russel and welsh terriers were originally bred to hunt down escaped slaves.

You may not like it, but this is peak dog

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OP had it right, but high quality doggo that is...

those dogs are dumbos. you can put like 5 tennis balls in their mouth and they dont care

Hachikō would like a word with you.

They are OK, but a bit over caffeinated.

>Is there a more redpilled breed?

Yes. Pic related.

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a girl i was seeing used to beat the shit out of her jack russel. Dog would literally cower behind me everytime she got mad.

is that a redbone hound?