Give me a reason not to shoot you. You have 5 seconds

>Give me a reason not to shoot you. You have 5 seconds.
Your response is?

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someone has to feed my dog

How is this politics?

I'm White!

i have information that will lead to the attest of Hillary Cl

I shoot you first because I don't wait 5 seconds like a bitch.

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its a toss up between "gas the kikes race war now" and "give me a gun and ill help" (this is satire, FBI)

IM YOUR HANDLER GOY

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Jow Forums is satire

You get to 3 and I shoot you first.

>shoots first
heh... nothing personnel kid

Lmao. You won't do anything, nigger.

>How is this politics?

From the sticky: "Off-topic and /b/-tier threads will be deleted (and possibly earn you a ban, if you persist)"

I wish they really meant it. The entire site is /b/ now.

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There is a nigger over there, shoot him

I'm not the problem.

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>1 post by this id
>shoot me

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Five seconds is enough for me to throw my semen in your eye and then penetrate your ass

Do it! I die with pride \o

*pulls the trigger immediately*

Immediately grab my pistol whilst strafing and catch him in the head. Decisively. The fact he didn't immediately gun me down and told me I have x amount of time, shows his reservations. His deadly cowardice.

This. Unironically tho

*teleports behind you*

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Hey lads come join this d*scord server its much more comfy and kino, unlike all of the other cope servers that are shilled here

discord gg 6cpurHp

pop pop

head shot you

>Give me a reason not to shoot you. You have 5 seconds.
>Your response is?

BANG! BANG! BANG-BANG-BANGITTY-BANG!!

>"i hate niggers, desu"
>"Whiter than you, muhammed"
>"Your mother"
>"Heil Hitler, nigger"
>"PeePee PooPoo"
>"Subscribe to Pewdiepie"

Israel #1

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Because, Instead of playing singleplayer. You should be playing co-op.

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>Discord
Begone fag.

Because you're a fag *dabs and pulls ruger redhawk .44*

what the fuck are you doing that for
just kidding pulls out gun while ur busy thinking and blows ur head off

i have evidence that will lead to the arrest of hillary clinton

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your safety is on

Pepe! Pepe!

Bullets are my fetish and that'd make you gay!

You again. Rare ass flag.

based and Corbin Dallas-pilled

pass me the 9mm, in minecraft

A jew deserves it more.

>"give me a gun and ill help"
Imagine how big of an idiot you'd have to be to actually do this as the shooter.

Jews did WTC and the holocaust is a lie. Prove me wrong.

please end this farce of an existance.

You're a bitch-made, faggot pussy.

just make it quick

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*Points out the niggers and minorities*

White is right

1488

I need to feed my tamagotchi

YOLO el oh el

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Not waiting 5 seconds to shoot you first?

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I'm white bro!

*flashes card*
>Excuse me, Sir.

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Don't waste your ammo on me, there's some jews right over there

Have sex incel

>Have sex, they said.

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