Ok, memes aside. Which conspiracy theories do you unironically believe are 100% true? What's your proof...

Ok, memes aside. Which conspiracy theories do you unironically believe are 100% true? What's your proof? Have you managed to convince a normie that you're right?

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not joking but im masturbating to this image right now and everyone else who posts in this thread is involved in my sexual act

>helping a wanker wank
>on Jow Forums
meh, not the weirdest thing that's happened here

Does flat earth count as conspiracy theory? If it does then yeah I believe it is true and, my proof is that water never curves it finds it's level and this is an observable FACT we can see with our eyes. Meaning, that a NASA cgi globe model is impossible as a globe cannot have water be level. Also I did convince people on Reddit and Facebook like all globetards they don't know shit.

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Jerusalem is the capital of the united states

ooh thats the ticket more more

Al Franken stole his election just to vote for Obongocare
and then as tossed under the bus for a TRUMPED up #metoo nonsense

god yes
yes baby it sure is

fuck man yea

PUT ME IN THE SCREENCAP!

god keep going

>thinks the earth is the size of a building where he can see the curve up close

user...

baby dont stop i love you

Me and my gf just separated over this issue, s'all good though, let God be true and every man a liar.

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Why would it benefit anyone to make this a conspiracy

how do you do it oh my god baby
yes thats it thats how mmmm

oh fuck yes man this is gonna be a big nut to pass

blah blah blah something about jews blah blah baphomet blah blah

I lived with some flat earthers a while back. There is no legitimate rational, just mentally unstable people feeding each other.

Also post me some of your best resources brother, I'm trying to convince my immediate family on this topic.
Here's a good one if you haven't seen it:
fecore.org/final-results-fecore-measurements-disprove-the-wgs84-model-by-proving-flat-lake-surface/

oh god its clogged fuck
ow baby slow down...tease it out baby

Owls are the cats of the sky.

Pedophiles run the world.

yeah you know it just like my rod in your clouds honey child

Everytime you globeshitters think you've seen the curve It's because you're looking at footage from fisheye lens. If we correct it using the fisheye correction formula we can see the Earth is demonstrably flat.

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I would never sleep again

shh baby shh i dont wanna know it

Go ahead, the owl has already lost it's dignity

oh fuck oh fuck
yes your so good the best the best for me

No it doesn't. It counts as a field study for Dunning-Kruger tho.

Our financial and music institutions really are ran by secret societies and its connected to Israel and masonry.

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ooOOOOoo i cant i cant

fuck how do you do that the sasuage
theres nobody liek you baby nobody

Not even Alex Jones believes in flat earth mate

Why does a ship's last appear over the horizon first? Could we get a powerful enough telescope and see across an ocean?

In order to see the curve you need to reach outer space.

Spheres up close have no observable curve. The earth is massive. Just like you, you massive retard.

Stop doing this to yourself

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user, stop arguing with the flat earth posting leaf

Looks like someone has never filled up a glass to the brim and seen the water curve when the surface tension is just right.

Owl come again if you ask nicely

NNNNNNNggggh baby slow slow
i need drink baby so hot for you
UUUH CHUNK CHUNKY ASS
this is it i feel the clog shift baby
f-FUUUUUUUH BABY YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES

The term "conspiracy theory" was pushed by the CIA to discredit any serious accusations of government malfeasance.
>ie. Operation Mockingbird

Low tier/Declassified tier:
>Operation Northwoods
>Gulf of Tonkin incident
>Various incidents of chemical/biological/radioactive testing upon U.S. G.I.s and citizens
>MkUltra

Mid tier (within the Overton Window):
>Kennedy vs. The Fed
>Bush did 9/11
>Epstein suicide
>Las Vegas shooting

You're on a list tier:
>Pizzagate
>Globohomo pedophile rings
>Masonic cult Satanist human sacrifices
>Human-animal cross experimentation
>White genocide
>International [redacted]
>U.S. and [redacted] funding of Islamic extremist groups (recently)
>Sandy Hook
>MkUltra-CIA false flags

Just to name a few

Come to r/Earth_is_level (don't worry the sub isn't pozzed we crush NASA shills daily)

To hide the resources of the earth

imagine the smell

yes water for you love
ive not cum yet sweety mmm but for you soon i think yea

Nov 3 2019 or 4403 there's suppose to be a false flag in seattle
youtu.be/J9_ifwcbO6U

Mtv Headquarters in Toronto is also a Masonic Lodge

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UNGH UNGH UNF UNFFF
dont talk to me about garden love i rake leaves in morning
is only smellz

1. The earth is a stationary, enclosed plane.
2. Elvis lives! He's now Bob. Bobjoyce dot org.
3. Jesus lives and is coming soon!

And no, normies don't want to hear things that disagree with the television.

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here it go pump for you pump
yes jiggle that belly i squeeze i love i smell

Eppy is ALIVE and was smuggled out.

If they wanted to kill him the "Hulking ex-cop" would've been the man for the job.

IIRC Mr T is up on FOUR MURDERS related to his MAJOR FED DRUG charges and is "set for life".

He have had literally NOTHING TO LOSE if he killed the Jew, and there would be several ready made narratives to explain it.

"I might have been a bad cop, but that don't mean I'm gonna let a perv get away with hurting kids".....

OR....

"the weirdo attacked me in my sleep, I guess my cop training kicked in, hell in the cell, no prize for 2nd place in a street fight".

etc.

Epstein was smuggled out to Israel because he is still highly valuable for Blackmailing goyim, such as Trump.

They wouldn't need to turn off ALL those CCTV and have guards go away to have Mr T snuff a 65yr old Jew in a cell, they needed to do that to smuggle him out.

If Eppy was really dead the cops, DA, etc would still be holding his body as evidence for possible up cumming trials.

kek but I'm bored, I'm trying to get him to react
half of those are blaringly obvious, they hardly fit in the same vein as "hitler excaped to rainbow island in the middle of the earth" or "timecube, day happens 4 times at once" level theories. The stuff you listed is probably all real. or most of it anyway

see my milk drip in you
feel how thick and potent you make me baby

feel my silky panties on you baby my hardness inside you

the owls are not what they seem

The gum you like is going to come back in style

NOT NOW SO CLOSE

AAAAAAAH FUCK BABY I DANCE IN YOU NOW I DANCE

US Government regularly still experiments on the populace and pushes "it's for your own good" shit as a cover for it. I don't need proof, they have a continuing history of it that can be traced back all the way to the 1940s by their own documentation of doing it.
Vaccinations were used as an excuse for feeding kids feces laced with HIV and AIDS at Willowbrook.

We should have killed our military and government a long fucking time ago.

im already hard again for you baby but now im sticky and sweet yes ;)

flat earth pizzagate MKUltra Gulf of Tonkin Tower 7
need more or did you nut yet?

This has to be a joke, what the fuck is a meniscus then?

You had that typed out and prepared for the next person to reply, I'm not special. I mean nothing to you, and you mean nothing to me. This whole relationship is a lie.

huh huh huhu yes love i nut but i can cum more for you mm i feel so good my dick is so ready

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"I'm going to smash the CIA into a thousand pieces"

*gets shot in the head*

I don't really get into conspiracy theories for the most part.

really only one is our future was stolen (so tiresome that they blame millenials for this to as well) - israelis + saudis + dirty intelligence + bush family (CIA connections) + ??? = current time and future.

keep blaming us millenials for something we had nothing to do with even.

It is happening again again

i honestly do not understand flat earth

how fucking dumb have you got to be

its like a parody

no joke i thick for you alrady
no baby you my trips i love you most i need your thicc for me forever you gimme triplets like no other baby child gimme blonde boys blue eyes

it makes the 360 degree neck thing less impressive

Actual retard here folks

At a time we had militias which were organized and prepared to do that, and they all got infiltrated. At this point all you can hope for is an apocalypse to wipe away all but a small portion of life on Earth so we can rebuild again, and even then I'm sure the cockroaches would survive in their spookshow underground.

see

im trying to have sex with your sister shut up
smash my balls force it out
you are my special baby you give me 3 i love so good show me bob

BIN THAT CRINGE

Go to the beach and lay flat on your stomach as the Sun sets. As you see the last bit of Sun dissapear behind the Horizon, stand up quickly. Behold as you see the Sun again and see it set for a second time. The Earth is round you dumb cunt.

IMO White Supremacy is Black Supremacy or Female Supremacy marketed to White males.

1/3 expectation

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Bugs Bunny is a real Native American shapeshifter and he has been psyoping and brainwashing our populace for quite some time.

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>Have you managed to convince a normie that you're right?
no
their heads are buried in normie land
they have to discover the redpills themselves
they will never listen

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epstein was mossad

3/3 propaganda

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closest I can do for you.

youtube.com/watch?v=6Dh-RL__uN4

God bless you

TRIPLETS FOR ME BABY TRIPLETS
BABY chest baby
NGHHHHHHHHH OW BABY NO NO NOT LIKE THIS

I do not consent

ive convinced many a normie that the word nazi is 5000 years old

>its like a parody
ding ding ding.

it is a meme that was cast out like a net, and has caught many room temp IQ mouthbreathers who now push it in earnest.

if you didn't know that, I'd say you are pretty stupid too, tbqh

mgghdhlove you
always
B B. CUM hel nofn

I believe the whole conspiracy is a collection of alot of the smaller ones.

that the US government is run by pedophilic satanists