Denmark Refused our Reasonable Offer. Time to Take Greenland by Force

Post your best ideas for a pretext.

Emergency invoking of Monroe Doctrine on behalf of Canada in the dispute over Hans Island.

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bitch you can't even take back Baltimore
get fucked Amerikike

>t. Vpnfag who's never been to america

humanitarian crisis of insufficient housing

build enough trump towers to provide each family with a free condo

The will say the destroyed one of our ships with a snow ball

Give them our major cities in exchange for Greenland

Refugee crisis. Denmark is Jewing all this free space where these poor people could build homes.

Isn't your military busy defending Israel? Could you even spare a single soldier for this invasion?

Reminder that Vinland (or "USA" as the eternal Anglo calls it) is rightful Danish clay.

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Denmark's lacking response to global warming: Greenland will literally melt unless we intervene
It's a climate issue

Snow bombing of restive populations by the Greenish government.

give it a few weeks, lets go back to hunting down pedovore jews and bringing them to justice

serious question, why does trump even want greenland? doesnt it end up costing denmark millions a year?

Come and get it.

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>our Reasonable Offer

>Reasonable

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Think of the loans you could leverage off that chunk of dirt.

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>Sniffs
Boot on the ground...Soon.

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Greenland has a smaller population than Baltimore. Better yet we should encourage baltimore residents to move to greenland. $500 a month to move in there and claim it for the US

Naval bombardment of Copenhagen, they will surrender in less than 12 hours. It is how Denmark rolls.

>54 40' or fight
Poetry.

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fuck it let's buy iceland as well

Why don't we just take Denmark too.

>$500 a month
>enough to live on in the far north
Whew

We're busy defending your impotent continent too, Jesper

Given the murder rate and suicide rate the argument can be made that denmark has failed the native population there and it is a humanitarian crisis. Greenland has the highest suicide rate in the world. The murder rate is about 12.05 which is the average for africa. The max was in 2010 when it was 30.35 and min was in 2016 at 5.03

The danes dont care about greenlanders and under tyrranical danish rule they are suffering. They need peacekeeping forces sent to the region and US military bases established until things get under control. They also need US business interests to have free reign to help establish jobs for the native workforce so theyll stop killing one another

What’s this about an attack on a US Navy ship?

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Greenland USA is an idea whose time has come. MGGA.

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For the same reason you bone a fish.

“Was”. Give us what we want and we’ll go away.

we should retake Michigan and CA first

Can someone please explain to me what the fuck Denmark is doing with it? I mean really. It's like a freezer in their basement.

If the climate is changing then greenland will be livable farmable land again like it was when the vikings settled it. It is inhumane for the danes to treat the natives in such a way and irresponsible for the danes to just ignore perfectly good land they could use to settle refugees. As a member of NATO and of the UN it is their responsibility to provide aid to other members. France and Germany are in crisis while denmark is sitting on all this unused land.

Hate speech
works for everything else

>Sail west in search for lumber to harvest
>Discover America, but do jack shit beside cut down trees and get scalped by Native Americans
>Leave after a few years and never go back
Germanoids, ladies and gentlemen.

Heh. "Soldiers."

Good one. Pic related.

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At least we have a real military. Youre basically a client state as long as youre in NATO and we do the heavy lifting. The only reason we ask nicely is for optics. Any other time period and wed just take it and itd be your responsibility to do something. We already defend greenland along with all the rest of your freeloaders. The primary function of government is collective defense. The group providing that defense is the true government with actual power, because they could just walk away at any time and leave you to get rammed by the chinese and russians

lets buy all those little canadian islands too

Further investigation into the Epstein case reveals Greenland and not pedo island was his main base of operations.

It worked with Spain and you stole Cuba from us.

Fucking false flags. Remember the Maine

I'd join the marines for a 2 week campaign to take back that American clay the Danes stole from us.

>no money for a wall
>money to buy Greenland

Hmmmmmm

Or twenty non-working Betamax VCRs.

Don't ask me how I know.

No you're not imagining things - this VCR is upholstered.

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Kek

Denmark doesnt have the capability to use it like we do because theyre small, poor, and overall insignificant. Greenland has rare earth metals. Off the coast if NE greenland is supposed to be the largest undiscovered oil resources in the world. As the climate warms up the northwest passage will open up more. China is already sending ships through. The northwest passage will be the most important trade route in the world. Itll end up causing countries like panama to collapse since trade wont have to go through the canal anymore. You want the US to have bases up there to keep hold on the NW passage. Otherwise youll have a bunch of chinese and russians up there dictating what is sent t europe and making things difficult.

If denmark cant use it then they should lose it. Greenland needs to be in the hands of a competent NATO naval power.

From what? Right wing nationalist parties?

Greenland also used to be farmable land during the medieval warm period. It became infertile during the little ice age. As the climate warms up itll be farmable again

Why tf do my fellow burgers feel the need to McRuin everything European

Once we take Greenland, the rest will fall like dominoes.

It's true. Trust us.

kek

>a block of ice
>European

But where at the trains?

It really is. We shall have Canada surrounded. And with their grocery prices they will come running.

We have the CIA. Those guys know how to overthrow governments and replace them with friendly ones. Regime change for Denmark!

>You want the US to have bases up there to keep hold on the NW passage. Otherwise youll have a bunch of chinese and russians up there dictating what is sent t europe and making things difficult.
you're a fucking retard or a kike

It actually is bullshit what Denmark has done to Greenland. Which is, absolutely nothing.
They just own the land and do nothing with it. Those people barely even have internet. There’s no infrastructure, no jobs. They just live on welfare.

He knows in 10 or 15 years the Danes will be desperate and China will buy it from them.

China is going to take it by force if we don’t buy it

Their 2015 trade deficit was comparable to that of the US, around $500 billion.

Give the God Emperor a bit of time. Denmark will come around. They have to have the opportunity to appear as if they are negotiating something positive for their country. Greenlanders will be paying US taxes by 2021.

Meanwhile, dispatch a couple of BBGs to the North Sea, sign non-aggression pact with Russia.

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Didn't Trump already say it was strategically important?

If Bannon intends to bring Canada into the North American Union by force, surrounding them would be useful. We already know that Bannon places a high value on destabilizing the EU; amping up tensions between the US and Denmark might be relevant.

>Denmark
>Poor
Ahahaha nope.

>Competition with China
How? China has zero territorial claim on the Northwest Passage and is in a poor position to extend influence by force, since they'd have to either go most of the way around the world to get there through the Atlantic or head up through the Bering Strait - which is of sufficient strategic importance to the US and Russia that either could interdict it.

>farms
Small areas on the coast only. That big old ice sheet is OLD.

We need a good old fashioned bust-out, goomba style.
Fuck you, pay me, Greenland.

>You want the US to have bases up there to keep hold on the NW passage. Otherwise youll have a bunch of chinese and russians up there dictating what is sent t europe and making things difficult.
what is canada

No one likes Amerifags and no one will let them take anything.

>He knows in 10 or 15 years the Danes will be desperate and China will buy it from them.
You seem to have missed the fact that Greenland is part of the EU and, as such, can't be bought without the approval of Brussels. If you think Spain, Belgium, France and others are going to agree, you're making a mistake. Best case scenario, Greenland becomes independent and, as such, a new EU member state.

>Danish
Norwegian.

I recommend a humanitarian intervention to rename all of its placenames in a humanly pronounceable language. No reasonable person could object.

>national park

Does Greenland even have a nation?

Who Nuuk here?

As if it'd take more than one.

>Burgcucks taking Greenland by force to give to their kike masters.

Fucking BASED!

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kill yourself leaf cuck, you are no one to go against Trump's will

We can rename it "Groinland". That alone is worth it.

You really want to defile pristine white land with niggers? You should be ashamed of yourself.

Oil.
That's not ice, it's white oil.
Best kind.
Let's roll.

No, Denmark is part of the EU. Greenland is by extension ONLY if you recognize Denmark's sovereignty over it.

Currently that works in Denmark's favor, like the Maginot Line worked for France.

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Greenlands high suicide rate is a humanitarian crisis that Denmark has ignored for decades becasue politcal optics. It time America does what we do best, bring these sad fucking eskimos some freedom from the Danish oppression where suicide is thier only way out. Post your eskimo qt you'll breed after the occupation. Pic related

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This fucking Gook sounds like he’s onto something. Looks like we’re going to have to take the whole EU, boys!

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Least i'm not a fucking spic

I'm not fussy; any two will do.

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Worse, you're a leaf

>If Bannon intends
nobody cares what bannon thinks
>Ahahaha nope.
they're not poor but they're fucking tiny, they dont have the resources the US does.
>China has zero territorial claim on the Northwest Passage
you're retarded if you think they need to have a legitimate claim to something to take it.

>"...any two will do"

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Figures the American kikes would get all hot and bothered over the prospect of murdering genuine whites.
Not that i'm worried, knowing the Danes they'd give it to Russia or China out of pure spite.

> bring these sad fucking eskimos some freedom

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The EU is NATO, the US is 98% of NATO, the EU is the US. Greenland is ours now, just deal with it. They lack the will to fight off Islam they damn sure aren't gunna do anything about greenland.

>Post your eskimo qt you'll breed after the occupation.
No thanks, I'm already 50% slitty-eye. Bleaching is in order, preferably with a Jewess

Our own Admiral Peary staked it long before fucking denmark.

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Self help eugenics is the final red pill. I'm fucking proud user.

$1000 a month or get bent.

Spain is gay and gave independence to everything we didn't take.