How much should Trump offer for Greenland?

We got Alaska for like two cents an acre.

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honestly two subs should suffice

Make them paint it green first so there's no worry about contractual hang-ups and we will throw in a couple gyros.

>How much should Trump offer for Greenland?
Nothing.
Fuck Legoland and their icy vassal.

LETS GIVE THEM AN AIRCRAFT CARRIER

lets give them a large military base, a few nukes and about 5,000 troops. its the traditional american way

woa thats too much matey, its fucking greenland.

now if you gife us one we back up usa claims on the falklands and greenland
bonoro loves trump anyways
come on you guys love islands and shitting on the brits

Puerto Rico

jesus christ you guys dont know how to barter at all
a nuke for a rock?

Why the hell not? We’ve got plenty

Depends how much he sells Calafornia for i guess, he will difinitely be hoping for a healthy profit

not to mention we would still keep control of them

Where is the Wall?

>Calafornia
Paki education

10 trillion us dollars minimum

no matter what he pays the energy and mineral riches will make it profitable
But if I have to pin down a number I'd say $3 and a "no invasion" voucher

>Where is the Wall?
What's the point of saying this?

>Denmark offers 10 billion
>Trump says 1 billion
>Denmark offers 8 billion
>Trump say 500 million
>Denmark offers 6 billion
>Trump settles for 5 billion

35 cents an acre.

Or three for a dollar.

Because I care more about the Wall than Greenland

Can we trade them California?

about trefeddy

best answer

>10 billion? There’s no way I’m paying 5 billion. You really think I’d pay for a piece of shit island for 1 billion? There’s no way I’d spend 500 million on a stupid shitty danish island.

Give Denmark security guarantee and protection for 50 years

That's what NATO has been.
Art of the Deal.

Cali , yeah i made a mistake , fuck me your life must be shite Fucking uptight cock breath ha ha ha

I'd agree to that to be honest

Tfw Epstein wasn't suicided and has a brand new island

No one wants Puerto Rico, even Puerto Rico.

Five moon rocks, a smithsonian (NOT the air and space), and a great lake. FINAL OFFER

A big island for you!

>your life must be shite Fucking uptight cock breath ha ha ha
Chill out dude it was a fucking joke, asshole

Oh , I'm whiter than you mutt.

Truth

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quíntuplos de verdad

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>Can we trade them California?
Do it. Maybe my Mexican neighborhood will move to Denmark.

Since when do you think what you said could ever be seen as a joke ? Taking the pisss arnt ya ?

I don’t think they’ve completely ripped apart enterprise yet. We could tow that over for them.

Over run with snow niggers. It's worthless.

No, it’s been decided. We want to make a winter theme park out of it and build a giant tram to it from the mainland. It’ll be fucking kino

selling land after the Alaska fuck up by Russia.

yeah nah, it will never happen.

No buffer zone for america
China or russia may buy harbor and or airport rights to strike in to america.

The EU will use Greenland for sure to strike in to america.
Your fuckt and you are the enemy of the free world.
You are the communists now.

>I care more about the Wall than Greenland
Why are you acting like a woman? That makes no sense. Do you believe passive aggressively bitching about the wall on a Korean basket weaving forum its going to change anything?

Our military bases in Germany.

You really think (pic related) will be an issue?

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Do you have Publix in hueland?

(YOU) no understand.

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fuck off kike shill

they don't even have publix north of the mason dixon line bro

>We got Alaska for like two cents an acre.

We overpaid. Lot's of it is fucking uninhabitable wasteland.

IT'S NOT FOR SALE YOU BUFFOONS!

Every country in the world belongs to America.
>I want you out by tomorrow morning.

Little st james and greater st james

>Since when do you think what you said could ever be seen as a joke ?
Since when? Look mother fucker, this isn't a joke anymore. You want to call me mutt do you? I have you know im 48% Anglo, 26% German, 13% Irish, 12% Sicilian, and 1% Navajo. Who's the mutt now fuck head?

Pay 2% or shut up kraut cunt

Temper, temper. That’s a yikes from me nigger

>trump distracting from the Epstein case with sensationalist bullshit

Kek, this. We really killed all of the respectable ones, didn’t we?

>fuck off kike shill
you're doing a good job.

>China or russia may buy harbor and or airport rights to strike in to america.

Monroe Doctrine has never gone out of effect. There is no way America would allow it.

Fuck Greenland. We should buy some tropical Islands, kick the indigenous people out and create a vacation paradise. Fuck the cold.

>OK, we'll keep it then, bye

I feel sorry for your boss

You see it too

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Always proud to serve your masters, right?

5 billion is nothing

It's one of the mandatory ShareBlue talking points.
>Rolcon
And that's another one.

>1 post by this id

two words: cheap liquor

Well as a matter of fact Obama declared the Monroe Doctrine to be over.

With modern political climate it would be unsavory to murder them outright and they'll pull the same hustle natives do on the mainland which makes mining there impossible.

I’m mocking the Jew here. the nuance was lost

Are they equally fucked by the white man’s firewater? Assuming so.

of course they are - it's irresistible. throw in some bingo cards and voila - no resistance.

They seem more like a listerine/melted deodorant type of people.

>your masters
>your
>implying you aren’t posting under the same flag
Fuck off, nigger

Tuna and turkey

Kek. why won’t the Danes just eat fresh?

Fixed it. Trump wants greenland to destroy the world. Oh... wait that's Lambright!

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Its already ours Admiral Peary staked it first.