/GLG/ Greenland General

Here’s what I got so far:

The purchase of Greenland means total control of the Northwest Passage - the very impetus of the United States.
It also makes Canada’s role in the Northwest Passage totally superfluous (the USA will own the tollbooths at both ends) - the only reason anyone would use Canada’s side is to trade with the US, the Greenland southern tip is the quickest route to Europe.
Let me try and break this down for you.
Control of the Northwest Passage represents the wealth of GENERATIONS of Nations.
It insures that no American citizen will ever have to pay taxes again.
It insures a peaceful transition into automation while maintaining a high standard of living for the jobless working class.
It is the motivation for foreign influence successfully compromising most of our government.

The Danish PM said it’s not for sale.
That Greenland is for the Greenlandic.
Trump is right, it really does save everyone a lot of time.
You see, Danes fell for the indigenous peoples meme and gave the Inuits autonomy over their island...
Now, instead of dealing with the Danish, we just have to convince 50,000 Inuits they need American protection from foreign forces, which they 100% do, and no one can do it better than US.

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>It insures that no American citizen will ever have to pay taxes again.
>believing this

I live in northern territories ama you don't want greenland

I doubt it would be used to the direct benefit of the citizenry, but would be a great asset...better in our hands than theirs, for certain

They can accept US rule now, or they can be invaded by Russia in 10 years.

Think it won't happen?

implying we dont know that and will ever agree to america getting its hands on this pice of land.


tz tz tz your more stupid then we ever thought.

That makes no sense.
Russia has their own side of the passage, they wouldn’t risk and all out war attempting to take control over our side. Their route takes longer, but they’ll still make a lot of money off it.
Russia will be a friendly competitor, if not an ally someday.

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And the only reason traffic would go to that side is to trade with the US anyway, in which case we would have final say at our Ports anyway.
So again, you’re really not make sense here.

>Greenland (U.S.)
Perfect

There’s no stopping it, this plan has been in play since this nations birth. Greenland is the final piece and there’s literally nothing anyone can do about it.
Nor is it a surprise to any of them.
They lost.

how's that EU military super power thing going?

Should've just kept it after WW2 as a fee for liberating Denmark.

What we need is a Northern Exposure reboot to get people fired up about living in the snowy north

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>no American citizen will ever have to pay taxes again.
HAHAHHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHSHAHAHASA

ABSOLUTELY DELUSIONAL

great we outnumber adn out tech the US by far,
are not in cold war with russia or china and think about support both with our close knowledge of US defenses and capabilitys.

So how is the loosing going?
Last thing i heard is you get BTFO by the Afghanis and you capitulate to them.

Why do native women have no ass?

Is it really dark half the year? When was the last time you saw the sun?

The US would shred Europe's sad excuse of an armed force. You have no idea.

Asian genes

It's dark for the winter and late fall and as for the last time I saw the sun it was today. The sun here has a light yellow glow.

Reminder
>Commonwealth 2.5 billion
>PR China 1.4 billion
>EU27 0.5 bilion
>Arab League 0.4 billion
>USA 0.3 billion

Purchase?
Our own Admiral Peary Staked it long before denmark.
The USVI used to belong to Denmark also.

Can you imagine how triggered the left would be if Trump named one of his sons as Governor of Greenland?

Then why do they have big tits?

The USA has 100 million well armed well trained Men.
More than all armies on Earth combined.
Once the exodus starts it will be a juggernaut. Canada, Greenland have no chance. The entire planet has no chance once Americans start moving and colonizing.

oh i have a great idea and no they wouldn't at all.
A few dents a few looses but its a total lose for america.

I know that for 100%, trust me.
America is all bark no bite.

A little further explanation is needed I see.
>Greenland isn’t for sale
>Greenland is for the Greenlandic
Anons, Mike Pompeo (former head of the CIA) is Secretary of State.
He just met with the Arctic Council recently.
youtu.be/wY1oFADT1kA
>Greenland is for the Greenlandic
What does the CIA do anons?
What have they perfected doing?
This means we don’t have to deal with the Danish now, we just have to deal with 1 Inuit per square mile of land.
>inb4 what if they revolt, what about THOSE optics
I would say it would be a good idea for our Attorney General Bill Barr to do some research about policing large swaths of land with small pockets of native population.
Oh!
He did:
>Bill Barr visits Rural Alaska
youtu.be/oxg8YkS6UVU

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Perhaps a wave of Puerto Ricans can colonize there... everyone is saying that a Puerto Rican and a Danish make a Canadian!

This is why we need those Israeli Directed energy satellites, to warm the thing year round

You want it for yourself

#MAGAconDACA

14 twin reactor ruskie Icebreakers keep the NW passage open nowdays.
Strange weather weve had.

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Correction.
1 Inuit per TEN* squares miles of land.

Inuits are white

>*Labored breathing*
D-Dah-Dahnold
>*Huffs*
W-We've successfully landed at Greenland
>*Takes in deep freezing breaths*
I-Ill report back as soon...
>*Breaths heavily*
....as soon as the danish delegates are in place.
>*Deeps Breaths*
Cruz, out.

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They're good people whose culture I'd hate to see destroyed, but they ain't white

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Kek baiting this hard

They’re culture most certainly WOULD be destroyed if the US doesn’t interfere, how sympathetic do you think the Chinese would be to them?

Not disagreeing there, the Danes deserve to get raped by niggers for the next hundred years if they seriously go through with making Greenland independent. The self-proclaimed near-arctic state would love nothing more.

Post an example

Greenland belongs to the nordic countries as a whole, and if we stretch to Germany too, the US should take it's nigger jew hands off of Greenland and anything related to Europe.

Third time's a charm, hans. let's rumble

don't worry, paolo, Brasil's turn is coming

Can someone post some pictures of Inuit women so we can evaluate the deal?

Why don’t we offer Denmark a straight up trade? We will give them back the Virgin Islands in exchange for Greenland.

>It insures that no American citizen will ever have to pay taxes again.
Nigga. Denmark's government looses $600k/year on Greenland. WTF are you talking about?

Easier said than done.

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By that logic brazil belongs to portugal, joao

If the US took control of Greenland it would quickly turn into another globalist hellhole. They'd probably get a shit load of niggers and the like too. Why the fuck is Trump doing this shit? He should focus on that wall he promised. I understand that they want Independence, but what proof do we have that China would get involved with them once they achieve it? If that really is the case and Greenland it going to be in the middle of a tug-of-war between China and US, I can't think of a sorrier state to be in.

What do the Greenlanders say about all of this? I know Denmark is mad but what the the people actually think?

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How much can you buy one for in USD?

We want to annex you too hopefully

Take your meds, you utter schizophrenic.

obvious dane posting under a vpn

which one you using bro

Not bad

This one might be a snow hapa. She'd look decent in a nice midwestern wheatfield, in any case.

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Just sue the jews.they owe the american people.

Buying Greenland gives US control over the North Pole.

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An island will drift away.

Why?
Like I said this deal knocks Canada totally out of the game.
There are now only two players in the world, Russia and the US.

Is it actually the Inuits choice? Cuz they can definitely be bought.

Nope, just a NC user. Am I wrong in what I'm saying? Greenland looks like a very nice country, it would suck for it to get fisted by China or get the Globohomo treatment, where everywhere would look the same and a city in Greenland would look no different than a place like Charlotte. It just seems like all this came out of no where and to me it's very silly.

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The Lomonosov ridge will be discovered to divide Greenland from North America thus making it a European country.

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Farmland after the globe warms up

>An island will drift away.
fugg

Why? You really want Canadians to be able to vote for American politicians? Unless it’s some kind of a Puerto Rico kind of deal it’s gonna be a hard pass.

>globe warms up
>globe
Nope, just the northern hemisphere

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>this
Incredibly short sighted.

>The Danish PM said it’s not for sale.
Everything is for sale. The Danes are just being coy.

It’s coming true user.
This is it!

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Which does what exactly?

NW passage seriously? We send cargo through Panama. You are delusional.

Seems we need to ditch the US dollar and create closer ties with russia and china

It's worth it just to keep chang and vlad out. Natural resources are icing. Just annex it and tell Denmark to fuck off. What are they gonna do?

Enjoy the fall.

It’s Happening!

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Cant be worse than having you guys around

What is a fair price for Greenland? What would a reasonable deal look like?

Here's what I got:
Pissrael and Trump should keep their greedy little paws off of Greenland.

>the earth isn't f-

Haha, better start learning Mandarin.

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You... You guys do realize that Greenland is an economically worthless shithole with no infrastructure and people with one of the highest suicide rates on the planet right?

Like if you want natural resources so hard just invade the Congo.

Greenland is rightful American clay

>Now, instead of dealing with the Danish, we just have to convince 50,000 Inuits they need American protection from foreign forces, which they 100% do, and no one can do it better than US.
or, we take a page out of the hispanic book.
just physically travel to the island and refuse to leave.
they will have absolutely no power to remove you by force and we only need a handful of people to do this and americans will be the ethnic majority in greenland.
after that we petition the UN for sovereignty, hold a national referendum(which will be a formality) and denmark to go fuck themselves.
once formally recognized as independent we just apply to the US for statehood, or become a protectorate like puerto rico

yeah we kinda do, as for the sun shit do you forget there are already over a million burgers in alaska?
they have mcDonalds and everything

Pareidolia?

mmmm bet they're all natural

Based, the US purchasing Greenland means that it's actually Mexico purchasing Greenland. Can't wait to taste some whale meat tacos, yum!

Totally, I’ll be it’s qiviut.

>just physically travel to the island and refuse to leave.
>americans will be the ethnic majority in greenland.

So, the chinese tibetan treatment?

What did John McCain have removed from his skull at the mayo clinic?
What does Nancy Pelosi still have installed in her brain?

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Who was an example of what can happen if you leave it in and don’t do what “they” command?

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11 nypd officers shot in the head, of an apparent suicide?
Easy way to remove evidence of one of these things.
Didn’t Musk work with the Trump team?
Doesn’t Musk need top level security clearances from the State Dept. to operate within NASA’s space program?

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i wouldn't call using broomsticks to train soldiers out teching the ameriturds

China. State Owned Enterprise. Builds Skyscrapers. Greenland Holdings. Duh.

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Generally I am not in favor of America's reach extending any further than it already has, especially if the new possession would make it easier for the United States to maintain stability. The wealth gained would not be used for the sake of the citizenry, but for the sake of the jews. They want control of it because they have always sought to control all trade, and the trade they have controlled has always been used solely for their own benefit. Automation will be halted as that would make their colored hordes obsolete, and how would they eradicate us then? The only foreign forces the inuit need protection from are the armed forces of the United States.

>no American citizen will ever have to pay taxes again
picrelated
It isn't a lack of money that has made us slaves, but rather the jewish manipulation of our money.
We wouldn't have to pay any taxes anyways if our government weren't throwing all our money away in the first place.

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