PRESIDENT TRUMP GENERAL - VICIOUS FOES STEER SHY EDITION /ptg/

I love Kellyanne!

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you better mention the statue of liberty cumo. shit i'm lose bingo. i'll wait till jack tapper, jack tapper will say that shit.

youtube.com/watch?v=FFrag8ll85w

wtf how do you have aliens in your house?

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what news frens

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Real American are uncircumcised.

Are you legit? Post foreskin pics. Let's bro down together guys.

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This

You know what
I still believe these 4 bitches are under trumps payroll, or are Just useful idiots for trump to trash both Israel and pelosi

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It's going to happen.
Greenland's 3 electoral votes will put Trump over the top.

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Hong Kong.

I know this will be a waste of time but it is really tempting...
Recommend me some distractions so I stay away from this piece of shit.

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poor guy, he must be feeling extremely suicidal

>300

Not bad

kek you saved it

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You won't do anything you nigger.

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TEMPLATE

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The Yukon region of Canada, combine it entirely with Alaska, link it all the way with the United States.

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there's a reason they call me best baker

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I don't recognize the first one. Is she she Shemp of the group

CHYNA

Hans Island

The Panama Canal

Does Madagascar have niggers on it?

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chyna

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>not transparent
ghey

Nice..

Just saw it in the catalog

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I WANT GREENLAND

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the voices in your head don't count

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she's the token nigger

Any place that can produce waifus.

Jeez, those really do look like aliums..

The fun of it is not revealing it and having people know what is under it if they are smart enough. The second panel is like explaining the joke.

>tfw scored a date with a zoomer chick with a Trump phone case after she recognized my Pewdiepie t-shirt
No way this could go wrong, right?
Any tips on preventing her from discovering im like 30?

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>Not recognizing nogs
the fact that you don't know her name shows how racist you are.
the entire coffee shop stood up and broke into thunderous applause

Uranus

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oh...

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If forgot to add: That is unless you were subverting expectations with the second frame like a Chuck Jones gag, but single frame is easier to make a joke of.

It does, but just release a deadly virus there, close all the ports, and it will work out.

The Falkland Islands

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I will only give my support to the US presidential candidate who promise free citizenship for all canadians who apply and a guaranteed well paying job to facilitate integration.

Denmark said no so it is over. Right?

There's a thread going right now, it's got the rest in it, and anons speculating as to what comes next (his suicide, is the consensus).

If she doesnt have a father, you dont have to worry

Wish I'd gotten it earlier m8, night.

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It was 301, don't try to bullshit me. 300 was some weird post about poop (which girls don't do).

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hows this

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He said "buy", not "nuke", user.

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Here we go, final one

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Freedom Delivery™ incoming

What's this about?

>Trump phone case
Unless it was an ironic phone case I seriously doubt that. Single mothers are liberal breeders

>im like 30
How old is she?

AHAHA

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Greenland's people have a say. Trump can always liberate them if they ask us to.

Greece has the right idea too

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Second one needs to be him grabbing a pussy

Donner pls go

based and redpilled

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banging her mom would be the ultimate power play

here's single panel

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Is it still an AWOOVEMENT, frens?

Been away for a week not paying any attention to news and politics whatsoever, and it was blissful. Last event I heard about was Epstein's "apparent suicide." I need the awoodown, stat.

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>Denmark said no so it is over. Right?
Who the fuck even asked Denmark, land of sandniggers?

Shouldn't this be posted by a Canadian?

>im like 30?
>my Pewdiepie t-shirt

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Then you have to worry if she has a paternal figure :/

More like he just gets ignored.

Jews jewing jewishly.

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Smol house district election today in PA. Repub expected to keep seat red.

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does anyone have the photo of gun girl where she shit her pants?
remember seeing it a bunch a few months ago but never managed to save it
thanks

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What, realistically, would happen if we liberated Greenland? Sanctions? Military retaliation? Everyone's in our pocket

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see

sweet dreams

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Problem?

Eh, I wouldn't really recommend it. Dated a 21 y/o for a few months back when I was around 30 and she was borderline insufferable. It was like dating a fucking child (albeit a hot one with big tiddies and mad BJ skills).

19 or 20

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FLASHBACK: SENATOR CRUZ SAYS CANDIDATE DONALD TRUMP WOULD 'NUKE DENMARK'

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He's alive.

Pls fire women from everything
youtu.be/bnL1iPdQVuc

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That is what I am wondering. How much autonomy do they have?

>Is it still an AWOOVEMENT, frens?
You betcha!

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good to hear...

youtu.be/x9wJxZc2KF8

Based

TRUMP NO!

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Ah, so that guy has proof of the google bias?

>not supporting /ourguy/
cringing at your life right now. Maybe you wouldn't be a virgin if you weren't so self conscious. Sad!

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LOL pro israeli democrats are forced to defend that anti Israel somalian bitch

>t. FBI
This isn't really an extreme enough post to get the nazi 4chins shut down. Nice try though.

gib greenland and no one gets hurt