BREAKING: TRUMP'S IDIOCY NEVER ENDS

BREAKING: TRUMP'S IDIOCY NEVER ENDS
"Trump is calling off an upcoming trip to Denmark after its prime minister rebuffed his interest in buying Greenland, a Danish territory, the White House announced on Tuesday." - MSNBC

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Fucking based. We need Greenland

everyone all over the world already hates us and blames us for everything, even and especially under obama. The americans whinging over it are the embarrassment.

>Drumpf : "gib me dat"
>Danish PM politely : "Sorry Mister President, we can't sell our fellow countrymen"
> Muh, gnaaaaaa, muh, oiiizzzpdhhh, CANCEL meeting ebil Danes poors
Murricans : FUCK YEAH AMERICA"
I can't wait for the moment when Putin declares he's buying Ukraine against a bottle of Vodka.

The left still can't meme

Fucking ex pat nigger

>be Japan
>have an entire marijuana island
>can't economy
>even niggers aren't in debt to themselves

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let's invade denmark.

The real takeaway. They still continue to try though.

sure declare war on off all of the EU.

Smart move, as smart as trump is.
Please do!

What !? Where is this island I need to know so I can avoid all that weed and qt jap women

Fighting talk hans
UKUSA vs EU27 = you know the outcome

>t,engrish treacher in japan

well why would he go all the way there if they aren't even going to sell him greenland?

>Frickin'
cringe

WTF is going on here?!

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But denmark is our most amazing ally!

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Together?

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Chinese gook, not American.

Us already has massive military forces in Europe obviously.

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Germany single-handedly turned a portion of the army to fags. I don't think we're winning this occupation.

Umm... you do know where the funding for "your" military comes from, right?

The fact that he might actually be...

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Danes BTFO!

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Considering that the last time somebody tried that they would have succeeded if it weren't for us, i think we'd be alright

LoL why is this such a tough thing for people to get? I am a liberal and I get it.

What does Denmark have to offer the US other than the base they are leasing them. Denmark knows it needs the money from that base. Denmark knows it CANT DEFEND GREENLAND. Denmark is the bitch in this relationship and Trump just wants to saw a piece off before asking Canada to lease a small slice of Baffin Island.

You are aware that the Arctic is a MAJOR resource draw right? No? Well let me explain some of the GeoPolitics.

>MAJOR EAST/WEST trade lane.
>Major supply of oil and gas.
>Massive amounts of readily available and untapped minerals including diamond.
>Great potential for green renewable energy plants.
>Within Striking distance of major centers in Russia.

So, lets not think Trump, who is surrounded by educated military advisors, is some low IQ dipshit. This is precisely how he won in 2016, Femicrats underestimated him. He may not be the smartest, but his IQ is well above the average. This shouldn't be a mind blower unless you are a slack jawed Femicrat.

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Hey, look, a liberal who isn't retarded.

Together.

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shills SEETHING that Donald The Strong walked away. Denmark has nothing we need, even moreso if Greenlang is not theirs to sell. Shills are uneducated rednecks. Trump for God Emperor 2024!!

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The EU should burn like Rome once did

they said it wasnt theirs to sell, so trump walked. why can't the left meme? it's always just playing pretend

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Link, faggot. If the trip was for a meeting about Greenland, why would he go if they already said no?

>whinging
spotted the Brit larping as American

The island, Denmark. Hand it over.

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Shits me how mongoloid niggers laugh about wanting to buy Greenland, as if shit like that hasn't been done before. Total tards forgot that alaska has been bought from the Russians...

Lol based. Excellent excuse because Denmark is shit and unimportant.

Good. If they're not selling then it's time for war.

I claim first leaf visit to US owned Greenland to officially recognize it as a US entity on behalf of all of Canada and therefore the world.

This leaf gets citizenship.

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I didn’t think he was serious, I legit thought it was just an insane idea floating around proposed by some low level aid...

No, the media tells you that.

>OMG Trump is so dumb he doesn't see the point in talking to an irrelevant PM of an irrelevant country

China's is angry they didn't think of just buying honk konk with funny money like trump did.

LOL he's taking the troll pretty far.

>Danish PM politely : "Sorry Mister President, we can't sell our fellow countrymen"

greenland is 90% nonwhite you inbred

Yeah, because we give a fuck about impressing Denmark. I don't even know or care where Denmark is, they haven't mattered in centuries.

Based and Greenpilled.

why is this suppose to be bad?

>greenland is 90% nonwhite you inbred
So are 45% of US citizens, so what's your point ?

I would be embarrassed if he still went desu

My thoughts exactly. I think he's just doing this to shit all over Democrats and it's working. They are losing it.

Fools!! Denmark is the home of Lego. We step one foot on Danish soil and those sick fucks will salt the earth with lego caltrops. We wouldn't stand a chance.

What other reason would there be for the most powerful man on earth to visit with the representative of some literal who country?

This. He's still going in some weeks to say what's up anyway.