I've had it with Denmark. Anyone else feeling this way? What the fuck is their problem these days?
They treat our president like shit
They are stalling like crazy on selling us Greenland
They keep talking about NATO
They're being really disloyal just like jews who vote for Democrats
I just don't understand it. What the hell happened to these guys? They used to be so cool.
>What the hell happened to these guys?
Socialism killed the white ethnostate
Just fucking sell it already, it's a fucking ice rock
so why would anyone need it?
>They're being really disloyal
Loyalty doesn’t mean ceding your lands to your allies. If Canada asks for Alaska, do we have an obligation to grant it to or sell it to them? Of course not.
Danes are descended from vikings, you're just a mutt with no heritage.
Sneaky bastard. Greenland is ours.
It was never for sale. Why do you want it anyways?
Any country can mine those ores btw... you just got to get a permit... so do that?
did I miss a meeting?
since when does Denmark have to sell us anything?
Sneaky bastard yourself. Give back our Alaska then and let's speak about Greenland.
europe is ungrateful for our protection like a bunch of angsty teenagers rebelling against their parent. soon they will learn what the real world outside of their US protectorate bubble is.
they're haters and losers. Irrelevant country that would be destroyed in a day if we weren't protecting them.
Give it up already clocks ticking
more like a threat if danish dont give up total control on the Baltic sea aces america will declare war on them or some shit.
No matter what, america is the enemy Germany stands with his danish bro´s.
Death to american s.
Why are you anti American?
I knew it. I knew one of you guys would show up and go nuts for no reason.
>Not for sale
>Not for sale
That's all we ever hear from the Danishes these days. We need it, you don't. We have what you want - money. Let's make a deal.
>I just don't understand it.
Shut the fuck up you faggot neocon boomer.
what does denmark use greenland for anyways? or is it just so they can feel like a big country?
I for one vote to nuke Copenhagen and their shitty gay bikes.
>If Canada asks for Alaska
AAAAAAHAHAHA!!!
>Danes are descended from vikings
oh god.. it's one of those guys again.
you sound mad nigger. get permits if you want to mine
protection from what ? if anything since your protection came in we have nukes pointed at every european capital
Even if we wanted to sell you Alaska we couldn't. It's fully colonized and populated. Just like Crimea it's got millions of Americans that go back generations living there.
Maybe you guys can sell us Denmark?
They keep bringing up NATO so it's on the table.
you guys gotta stick to us both. make Europe grate again!
You've had enough? lol. Who are you, and why would anyone give a fuck what your feelings about Denmark are?
Fuck Lars Ulrich. Fuck King Diamond. Bunch of faggots.
Respecting your allies isn’t anti America. We’re a country of integrity and honor.
Why didn’t you address the substance of my post?
>Post-1945 Germany
>Fighting any war
Hah.. Ahahaha...
just some stupid cringe boomer idiot
>Give back our Alaska
That land belonged to Tartaria.
Y'all lost the last stand on some Bolsh-it...
Meant for
You got no ballz m8. Literally, 2 tiny raisins for testicles.
you don't use it anyway + correct me if Im wrong the majority of Alaska's population are local natives. and they are pretty depressive people.
I don't know why you Americans want Greenland when you can't even actually protect your borders or take over Canada by buying every piece of land little by little
From what? Country is surrounded by allies and friendly nations...
>That land belonged to Tartaria
this never existed, my man. it's like a folklore Rivendell or shit.
The Mexicans need more room. How inconsiderate. Trust the plan. Can't stop winning.
It is the center and birthplace of germanic men and women and our civilisation. We hatched out of denmark. It is the most sacred block of land to us. If your an amerimutt dont respond pretend i didnt post at all.
This. I’m cool with giving Alaska back to Russia. I just want to move there first.
we've been protecting you guys since the USA saved you guys at the end of world war 2. You should be grateful but instead you show disrespect and no class whatsoever.
look Danebros, it's simple. We want Greenland. We're gonna get Greenland. The only question is "What do you want in return?" Do you want gold? Or do you want its elemental neighbor?
>thinks any eu country is still run by actual citizens
lol
every eu govt, with a few exceptions, are like this
everyone is a brussels/davos puppet, no legitimate government workers exist in any key position anymore.
when you complain about denmark, you're really complaining about davos/deepstate/psychokikes, not any legitimate danish
they'll make a deal because they want the money and don't like paying anything to any goy.
nato noise is just wanting money and kvetching about having to pay 2 whole percent for defense.
>like jews
lol these are mostly (((JEWS))) in every hole, under every rock, behind every big desk, and diverting every bit of money and shit they can before they are stopped.
you've lost your mind
You’re an idiot.
They can give you 1 bullet. Question is, where do you want it? In your head or in your balls?
All the E.U. is run by corrupt politicians and their media is also shit. The official narrative is never the real one
Why are Danes so jewy?
Lol yah, and?
When was Denmark ever cool?
Yeah a bunch of surrender niggers like Germany, Belgium, Norway, Poland, France, Holland, etc. Real scary.
Head, because he has no ballz
and how about that. you keep Alaska. we make both America and Europe grate again. send all niggers and mudslimes and spics (if you want) to Africa and all kikes straight to China, and build a wall arround them. then we both attack saudis and split their oils 50/50?
Ive had enough with American posters too but you guys wont fuck off. Ebin thread by the way. Just another fucking slide thread. Fuck yourself
FUCK PETER SCHMEICHEL
I mean, I would agree to it.
don't make us use a third nuke.
Based. Russia & America alliance 21st-century edition.
do it faggot
>Canada
Once we have Greenland, you're next. It wouldn't even be that hard. First we'd push for Quebec independence, offer them statehood and integrate them, and then do the same for your western provinces. After losing the economic support from those areas you'd have no choice, but to join us or risk complete economic collapse. Those food prices you have now are nothing compared to what'll happen.
Fuck you dude I'll fuck you up
Based Denmark at it again. Fuck you cucks.
>muh war
>muh military
You aren't going to do shit, hahahah.
I will rip your face off your dirty danish skull
but I would also propose to clean up Africa later then. it's a huge piece of an incredibly fertile land too shame to waste. so Im open to your suggestions lads what we gonna do with them. all.
>No matter what, america is the enemy Germany stands with his danish bro´s.
Need we remind you of what happens when you get these silly ideas?
Eurofag.
you die in the millions , create a even bigger enemy, you drag more and more innocent nations in to a war and in the end you still manage to loose.
then you need protection and competence personal of said nation that you try to defeat.
the usual american looser dance.
how shit can your nation be?
This is the first and last straw! Surrender Greenland immediately!
better then being a bunch of actual niggers, like America
Said the increasingly nervous Spurdo for the 45th time.
Hold up hold up
How the fuck did Denmark even get Greenland in the first place?
And if we just take it, what are they gonna do? Send ABBA? Fuck them
Lol
>MFW DeutcheBank and the Euro collapses in 2020 and the Danes have no choice but to cuck on Greenland.
We'll be expecting a discount.
Lol your right. Trumptards lack ballz for anything except shitposting. About as low T activity as they get.
>t. muhammad bin muhammad
They invented the Danish pastry that's pretty good.
lol
If Denmark will ever decide ti sell it to US, they shall do that for oil, gas or gold, never ever sell it for dollars
Gold. But good post.
>and they are pretty depressive people.
you're right that sounds like russia already, you can have alaska
Don't worry when Germany heads into its recession officially in a couple of months, the European banking system collapses and brexit means Denmark are going to be prevented from making money on when there biggest industries (Fishing) they will be begging you to buy Greenland and will accept half the price.
Denmark was never cool, you’re getting the Danes confused with the Dutch who are from Holland, the Dutch are the tall ones who like drugs and being wealthy:
The Danes are the disgusting looking Scandinavians from the mitten, not the Penis. Scrawny, white blonde, balding men and women with no history who still enjoy thinking of themselves as colonizers.
We actually didn't. Danish pastry originates from Vienna. It's even called "Wienerbroed" in Danish, literally meaning "Vienna bread". It just became popular here, somehow, and then everyone thinks that it's a Danish invention. With that said, many of the different types of pastry are only found in Denmark.
Dollars are green, Greenland is green, come on user it's a match made in heaven.
You’re literally going to start World War Three because you refuse to free 57,000 colonial era slaves. You’re a filthy disgusting excuse for a people.
EU could set up missles, etc in Greenland and bombard tye US. Also base for invasion of US.It's going to be American. Quit crying cuck Kazarians.
#CancelDenmark
Sorry your country doesn’t have the $20,000,000 to buy it back.
We need to send them all of our Puerto Ricans
I can't even yell what is or isn't satire anymore on here, so well done ig
Some of you Danes are alright, make sure you aren't in Denmark tomorrow
Thanks. We don't want your filthy Zognald Zogstein here anyway.
Maybe 1 million Puerto Ricans will change their tune
Two million Puerto Ricans could change that...
They won't until Puerto Ricans replace their Muslim population.
Fuck off, we're going to have to send a few million Puerto Ricans as ambassadors
Fuck you.
Puerto Ricans are more loyal than Denmark... more like Hurr-durr-durr
Puerto Ricans make a great Aryan army to colonize Danish wombs
>$20,000,000
some low-tier Ruski businessman spends more on instagram hookers - daily. but anyway that was a good one, I admit it, burgerbruh.
We will exhaust you by sending endless waves of spics!