American-Danish War is imminent

Long necked ugly pagan larping faggot Danes bout to get DUNKED on

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Most delicious war ever

oh god you're right

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Yeah that's just what we need another war between whites. Oh and financed on both sides by the Jews.

trump niggers really are this fucking stupid

The Danish have an army?

Americans aren't white

I love how you guys beat the U.K. in a dispute over fishing rights. Must suck to be a Britcuck.

As much as I find these threads amusing; I do wonder what the kikes are trying to slide at the moment with these bait threads.
The US and danish army had a great co-operation going in Afghanistan in Helman. No fucking way this will be forgotten by the top brass on both sides.

None. I just find Denmark is too leftist, degenerate.

Yeah and it's not full of nigs like ours.

well Denmark is more then 1000 years old so i think we will do just fine.
let wait 757 years and maybe if your county still exist we can talk

Danes unironically

Yes seriously Danes and Poles are some of the best troops we had fighting with us against the goat fuckers. I can't possibly stand for a war with Danes especially not over a chunk of fucking ice.

i think our army in old then your country

Greenland is rightful American clay. Give us what u owe or we will take it from you by FORCE.

At least five threads with this shit at the moment. Something is going on beyond typical Jow Forums banter.

It's a fucking wasteland. Why dispute it? We already have Alaska. Which is bigger than Greenland and Denmark How about this all Danes can fuck your sister then they'll give us Greenland.

It has to be bots. I see the same posts all the fucking time.
I for one welcome our new robot overlords. Beep boop

Greenland lands has resources
>Boots on ground

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As much as I'd like to buy your frozen wasteland and call you names, I have to agree.

What the fuck happened in the news today that the entire internet is being distracted with fucking GREENLAND? What did we miss?

It has strategic value for the annexation of Canada, after we will use it as our base to invade Western Europe.

lol yea ok

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lol

Noone. I am not supporting brother wars.

The Germans conquered Denmark so quickly, the Danes didn't have time to formally declare war against them. They surrendered after 2 hours

Dont get btfo over funposts. You should just enjoy the attention

A victory for Trump is a victory for Israel.

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Put us out of our misery

Western Europe is definitely Cancer we do not need France with all its niggers and mudslimes. Shit we have enough nigs and goat fuckers to feed already.

>based get

Reminder that Greenland's suicide rate is so high because Denmark forcibly shut-down Eskimo villages and forced them into commieblocks, preventing them from living like their ancestors.
The people responsible for these decisions must face swift justice.
npr.org/sections/goatsandsoda/2016/04/21/474847921/the-arctic-suicides-its-not-the-dark-that-kills-you

>implying we’ll take them on as part of the robot warrior American empire
Oh user

it is well known that Denmark was on very good terms with the nazi at the start of the war.
Germany attacked Denmark April 9, 1940; Denmark surrendered to Germany almost immediately following the attack. King Christian and the Danish government realized that active resistance against the Nazi invasion would be useless. Denmark was a small country with an equally small military, and a battle against Germany would have been swift and violent, leading to the deaths of many Danes.

Upon surrender, Denmark was afforded certain concessions not allowed in other Nazi-attacked countries. The Danish government and monarchy would remain intact, and Denmark's newspapers would continue to operate, albeit in a censored state. Germany also allowed Denmark to maintain its military; the Nazis did not consider the Danish army or navy a major threat to German forces.

Why did Germany allow Denmark these concessions when Poland, the Netherlands, and other conquered countries received far worse treatment? Hitler regarded Danes as noble members of the Aryan race, and he considered it improper to violently attack fellow Aryans. Equally important, however, was Denmark's ability to furnish Nazi Germany with supplies. A European "breadbasket," Denmark could provide Germany with food, as well as vital transportation assistance via railway routes into Scandinavia.

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VIVA LA GREENLAND

Inuits.

>US military full of niggers and spics
Sweet!
Fuck having just a war with Denmark, let's start a World War and cleanse our nation with a racially biased draft.

>SKATES
>ON
>ICE

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>strawpoll.me/18513289

Less Jews in Denmark and they don't control it.
I support Denmark over Israel of America.

Imagine wanting to take one of the last remaining white ethnostate and spreading your mutt ideology.

Top Kek
>just heading to daneland to take out the daneniggers :) :)

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:) :)

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all countries belong to America

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I hope the Danes lose it, its rightful Norwegian clay. If we cant have it, may as well give it to nogs(i.e mutts)

>Muhammad thinks we care about him
Kek

please fucking annihilate the hotdog merchants. bomb legoland also, that will demoralize the shit out of them

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>2 hours

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based icebro

You guys left your chainmail armor on the boats. Then you got beat by Saxons. If the Norse had won and taken over in 1066 then things would be very different. Alas no you guys got beat back to Oslo. What happened to your mighty nation? Greenland was abandoned by Vikings wasn't it?

>Less Jews
where are you from that you think that's proper English?

what country are danemarks from
t. jonathan smith jensen

What if you guys made a Scandanavian league? It would be bad ass if you sent longships to raid Constantinople again.

What if it meant the US got to take over Denmark and you could make them make you pastries and stuff on demand? Plus you got a blonde wife

at stamford bridge yes, who knows how history could've gone. IIRC the Greenland colony died out due to lack of support under Denmark.
>What happened
Our small and sparse population could never recover like our neighbors after the plague. Pretty anticlimactic really, we fended off so many attacks on our country yet rats doomed us
Now that's just fanciful. I'd love a union with Iceland though

The Danish army in any conflict would be 85 percent American units.
So I side with America.

>caring what an aggressive nigger-tier country have to say
shouldnt you mutts argue which genders are real instead.

>2 hours

i had no idea there was so much pent-up hostility towards Denmark in the rest of Scandinavia.

by the way, we promise to build a huge monument to Leif Erickson there

We should just nuke the dollar and create closer ties with China and Russia

as long as we ban vertigo or inferno we will be fine.

Denmark for sure

you only get to gloat if you have an army

>implying we need silly armies

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BRRRRAAAAAAAAPPPPPPPPPPP

Dänemark!

>American using vpn

yeah this is identical to fighting an invading force

>2

Smug Danes
Fuck em

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What a bizarre situation. America already have a base there. Make a better deal! Dont fuck it up like this? Come on Trump!

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Based

Found the self-hating American.

>the resistance lasted 2 hours

jfc HAAHAHAHAHHAHAHA

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my understanding is there is a pretty serious threat of China getting a foothold into Greenland and Denmark is too pussy to do much about it (though they have stepped in on our behalf before) because they think it seems too "colonial" when they interfere in the affairs of their own colony.

Denmark could invade Pisland in 10 minutes, so shut the fuck up. You're literally the weakest country in the Northern Hemisphere, if not the entire world.

>Nice get
Honestly yeah, it's like all anyone's talking about. I feel like something else important was going on though, like someone important got murdered or something. Oh well best not dwell on it, better focus on Denmark instead

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kvetching your legos will not erase history, hotdog merchant. we defeated the strongest navy in the world unarmed. be upset, it only makes me pleased

Based mutt.

Whatever you say, Bjarnur.

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They border Germany, there is no way they would have won

Narrow border that has a channel possibly multiple running through not to mention danish capital is an island

Surrenderfag

if someone hates the united states it means they have never left, the rest of the world is shit

Germans had the most advanced arsenal of that time and also more than 5 million soldiers

try us faggot, you pathetic fucks cant get Venezuela or mexico or even syria and you want to take on the first world.

AHAHAHHAHAH!

USA USA USA USA USA

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Then make a deal and get bigger bases there! Not this hamfisted shit.

muri NIGGERs sucking jew cock fighting for the wrong side hmmmm, a shekel for ur troubles kike fag