Im Injecting CRISPR into myself AMA

Im responsible for the genetically engineered stem cell skin graft posts, i have the intention of bio-hacking myself to be effectively biologically senescent as well as whatever physical enhancements i can realistically do (myostatin, follistatin, ncor1, pepc-k ect). Ive decided against a skin graft and instead am going to genetically modify my stem cells using this method newatlas.com/stem-cells-edited-in-body/59991/?fbclid=IwAR29T7AdXnSmdvw7FlMncDIkE7T3a0PlIHwhlUHJr2OCptRI1yE638NBdSo
i make this change not because of fear of operating on myself but because this method may be simpler for the average white man (would u rather perform invasive surgery or inject a vial of liquid ?). I plan on genetically genetically modifying my stem cells to produce certain compounds such as senolytics (fisetin) tert upregulating RNA and downregulating antibodies and sRNA for things such as; myostatin, mTOR, hyalauric acid enzymes, glycine inhibiting proteins, Sclerostin ect. i have a honours in biotechnology and have worked with using crispr.
here is my email:
[email protected]

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I'll pay up to $100k for a SAPIENT, colorful pony

I'm glad someone is really doing this. Taking the power into their own hands. It took long enough.

this OP is how the plot of bioshock begins.

Pics of the tumors afterwards or it never happened.

isolate jewish DNA
find a way to sterilize them and only them

This gay ass world. Instead of improving through effort, discipline, discomfort and resolve, we are now going to seek injections and fucking stem cell treatments to 'be better'. It's ridiculous. I hope nothing happens to you OP, but I also hope nothing improves.

but you can introduce malicious code that way. why you do this?

it's happening

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no mouse has gotten cancer from any of these gene therapies i doubt i will. but yes we need to take things into our own hands, the fda will never pass this stuff and (((they))) will be sure to regulate whatever does get passed, fuck that scientist of old didnt do that shit, they injected themselves with shit to see what happened, isaac newton put needles in his eyeballs to study eye muscle movement

Lmao wut. Just check urself into the hospital user theyll take care of you. And itll be free

Can you make your cock bigger with crispy?

true
no tumors will occur
>"fuck this gay ass world, now people count micronutrients instead of putting in the extra effort"
this is basically the exact same arguement, white have always progressed by decreasing our workload to achieve things. adapt or die.
no malicious code will be introduced, only the gRNA fragments i choose

This user got the right idea

>I am going to die in the most retarded way
tldr for you

>KoscheiTheDeathless
1v1 me in Wildy, faggot.

can I make my dick bigger though?

I fully support your decision, user.

Fortune favors the bold.

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If he records the process it'll still be useful, and far from the most retarded way anyone's died.

Keep us posted

crispr has been shown to be safe time and time again, none of the animals given crispr gene therapies have developed cancer, the ONE study which showed off site cuts from crispr was recanted 3 days after it was released for massive systematic errors.

Could you go extra crispy on I Am Jazzs shredded non pussy microdick and make it into a mini dick that would be suitable to turn into a neo vagina?

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based /mlpol/

sciencealert.com/turns-out-crispr-doesn-t-introduce-hundreds-of-unexpected-mutations-after-all-genetic-editing-variants

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Do it faggot

The absolute madman, can you make a daily vlog diary for us?

>DON'T TOUCH MY CRISPR TENDIES SPODERMAN

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Is this crispr something I can make using my laptop and a tube?

Can you use a tripcode so we know it’s you and keep us updated in the future?
I’m actually interested how it goes, you could also post before and after photos (don’t include your face though, not allowed here)

Godspeed and God Bless user

Good luck.

actually not far off
nature.com/articles/nbt.3859

I hope. Things need to get more exciting.

Please keep us updated somewhere outside of honeypot zeronet when the time comes to perform the procdedure. /sci/ would probably be receptive.

for
bump

These stupid suicide threads are becoming too elaborate and drawn out.

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Is this like a new bait thread? How many times a day do you post this shit?

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Good luck with the off targeting fag. Buy $ARWR stock for RNAi gene silencing that works and doesn’t potato your DNA like CRSPR CAS9.

what biotech companies are currently developing this tech, and do you have in the future of bio-hacking?

obviously wont include my face, i can release timestamps so u know its me

Well if you don't kill yourself like a retard I will be very curious how this goes.

are you keeping a blog for updates and pictures?

Honestly good luck, be sure to provide updates about your steadily growing scaly skin and your bigger cock

OP...
Are you aware of any 'hacks' for neuro/skin issues such as psoriasis, or similar ailments?
If so, what would be the first step one would take to properly educate themselves for a path toward self-hacking such things?

Careful. I did biohacking to try and bind plasmids to a modified SARS on a HBA1 gene in mice in minecraft. Leads to extreme fevers/death and I couldn't figure out why.

random Jow Forums posts are hard to follow.

there is NO offtarget effects
forbes.com/sites/stevensalzberg/2018/03/26/crispr-restored-scientists-reverse-finding-that-gene-editing-technology-had-flaws/#5e43f7f57f92

You’re making a mistake
The gRNA for crispr is only 9 bases long, which leaves immense room for cleavage of other genes.

Don’t do it pls user think it through. At least not until we can improve on crispr’s specificity.

To what end? What are you planning on accomplishing?

You think this could be used to cure hair loss?

Can it make you smarter ? By smarter I mean being more eloquent in speech, better problem solving skills.

God speed man

yes
no i dont know
kek

No amount of hair will save your country.

PS: J' Ma se pouse

not true, no off target effects

Godspeed, genetic pioneer. Hopefully we will witness the birth of the first primarch.

doubt it

Newton stuck a bodkin, a blunt think needle, AROUND his eye.

Kind of a difference.

Absolutely nice, no need for you to put yourself as a control, taking the initiative.

Muscles and a big dick, faggot

Looks like you missed Olympics tryouts. Will you be ready for 2024?

>Follistatin
>Jonathan Brisby

I am not a medfag but I figure that the gene treatment is probably not "homogeneous" if you're just inserting hat shit in your bloodstreams or something. Not sure if having some normal cells and some gene edited cells could be a big issue for very specific modifications.

My understanding was that CRISPR would only really work on a single cell embryo, how would it even begin the change the DNA of a fully grown adult?

I wont try to pretend I know anything about what you're doing. But OP, if you were to have children would they suffer any side effects from your gene/stem cell editing? Or is there no research on the subject?

When were those swole-ass mice edited, though?
You aren't going to see those kinds of systemic results unless you edit embryos.
You'll give yourself mosaicism. And not in a fun calico-cat kinda way.
Please take lots of pictures along the way. Dis gon be gud.

Literally completely false
Numerous publications have already shown this and in fact they are now making a new version if Cas9 that doesnt cleave (dCas9) just to avoid permanent damage from off target effects
You’re a complete fucking retard

I wish you luck

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> (You)
>no i dont know

fine then
fuck you and your shitty high school science fair project
i'll just keep my shitty skin and continue to cry myself to sleep at night
forever alone
well.... tanks fa nuttin ya cunt.


seriously though. good luck, don't die.

It changes the cells

can you inject that shit into this board? Its fuckin' dying.. what are the spooks scraping extra these days?

It changes DNA, if you build a building and then go back and alter the blueprints later, the building doesn't just magically change to match the new drawing.

Pretty cool good luck OP godspeed

What is the aim of your master plan?

What superpowers will you develop?

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its not meant to be homogenous, ncor1 deletion in muscle cells only results in super strong muscles. deletion in fat only causes obesity and body wide deletion causes mental retardation, this therapy is going to be tissue specific

OP 9 weeks from now

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no you can put crispr inside adrenoviruses and inject it into a adult organism newatlas.com/stem-cells-edited-in-body/59991/?fbclid=IwAR29T7AdXnSmdvw7FlMncDIkE7T3a0PlIHwhlUHJr2OCptRI1yE638NBdSo

you culture stemcells and reprogram them to produce hormones.

read and weep u faggot
forbes.com/sites/stevensalzberg/2018/03/26/crispr-restored-scientists-reverse-finding-that-gene-editing-technology-had-flaws/#5e43f7f57f92

Godspeed. I'd just wait until anti agiing bros reversed aging to be desu.

Based my little Jow Forumsny

except that the building blocks of the cell are replaced every 72 hours and its just not a building its also a factory if you alter the factory plans it starts producing different products and maintenance plans

Oh I meant like not having all your muscles cells affected.

You are going to induce eithet
1. Massive immune response and death
2. Cancer cell growth

Ask the liquidators at chernoybl what happens when you start fucking around with cell structure.

It looks like your mouse got tumors.

TFW no crispy crisprs

Surprisingly low IQ post.

no every fiber needs to be infected. 60-80% is reasonable

Give me a cute girl with cat ears and a tail and I will sell you my soul.

no tumors just swole asf

This is going to backfire horribly.

Oh interesting, I wish you the best in becoming the king of Jow Forums.

Thats one buff mouse

The irony of this comment coming from a leaf.
All you faggots do is smoke fake weed you don't even run CANDU anymore to make medical isotopes fucking Canada has no high tech anything anymore because everyone with any value left the country to escape the cuck.
Pic related is what you see in your mirror staring back.

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The follistatin mouse seems to have testicles 50% smaller than the normal mouse. Are those muscles really worth it?

You will never have a real vagina

Can today's technology make a virus that would wipe out all Mosquitoes? I hate Mosquitoes.

Hi guys it's me, op

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they look the same size, just the tips of the balls arent as pointy, this is also ignoring balls size variation between the mice themselves

Found the j**