I won't lie to you, if you went this far without sex you probably can't just use Tinder as any horny normie.
Your option is paying for the service. You already know that but you are frightened and don't even try. I suspect your biggest fear is not being able to get hard because you're so stressed, or cumming too quickly.
Let me first tell you that a prostitutes dream is a premature cummer.. she gets paid for the service, not by the minute. Last thing, you think she will find you ugly. Well mate, she probably will but she's sucked the ugliest dudes in the world already, she does it for the money. She doesn't care.
>Step zero: Grown yourself and always put a condom on. We're trying to get you laid, not AIDSed. >Step one: get an escort and tell her you will pay for a blowjob. Once you're in the safe space with her, tell her that you are a virgin and extremely nerveous about your first time. >Step two: If you feel it's not going to work, tell her you will pay her for the amount of the BJ only for her sitting across you while you both masturbate... she's going to say yes 100% since she doesn't need to suck your stinky dick. If You can't get it going pay her and tell her it wont work. Repeat when you feel more confident. >Step three: Have a supplement in $ ready in case you get a good old erection and tell her you will pay for both her playing with her pussy but you want to try getting your dick sucked. it's not the time for bargain, pay the stupid price. >Step four: enjoy your blowjob. You might not cum, you might lose your erection but the feeling of getting some hot mouth suck your weiner will be powerfull enough for you to retry this scheme. >Step five: Once you feel confident enough while getting your dick sucked, tell her you will pay for a penetration. Again, you're a kisslkess virgin, not the time to bargain, unless the price is stupid. >Step six: Congrats, your're not a virgin anymore.
I have written a whole protocol for you. Talk to me fren, what is your concern?
Daniel Howard
Be a volunteer firefighter. Take EMT classes. Its free it gives a uniform and I guarantee you will get laid.
Joseph Baker
If you want actual tips look up Dan Bacon on youtube. Also stop masturbating.
Jackson Long
Good. Let those virgins know.
Lucas James
"rules for being irresistible:
1. Look at her like she's a toilet seat 2. Talk to her like she's a child 3. Listen to her like she's background noise 4. Never need her as much as she needs you 5. If she walks away, NEVER CHASE
Not only will they want you, they will plot to get and keep you."
Dude just try to find the right girl. Don't go for thot coalburners who won't fuck anything less than a donkey.
William Cooper
I have a tip for you too OP: go fucking kill yourself you kike shill. Paying / getting paid for sex is one of the most degrading things both a man and a woman could ever do in their lives. There is literally nothing wrong in not having experienced sex: the specific purpose of sex is to bond with the person you love / have married and to make children with them. Anything other than that is vapid hedonism that will only damage your psyche and capacity to bond with the opposite sex, permanently. You won't find a single shred of love in fucking a prostitute; you will be just as lonely and miserable as before, if not even even more. You are not your genitalia, so stop thinking only in function of them. Focus on your own persona, on your passions and on what else is really important in life; happiness and pleasure will then come by themselves, without doubt.
