Bought this thing at an auction for 10 grand this morning after hearing the Danish madame presidents bullshit about not selling us Greenland, As an American i don't take no for an answer and am setting sail out of New York tomorrow to take what is rightfully mine. If anyone wants to tag along hmu, Danes not welcome.
Denmark is fucked
shut the fuck up boomer
absolutely based daneshits on suicide watch this user can single handedly dispute your bullshit indefensible claim
I didn't send men to the moon and watch my wife miscarry at woodstock to get denied by a bunch of pastry eating commies from Denmark kiddo
Bring them sardines and parsnips. They only know the taste of rotting flesh. Once we show them what civilization has to offer, they will demand to join our union.
I'll tag along. I need the exercise.
Gib greenland and shieettt daney
unironically what could denmark do to stop a couple hundred american boomers going over to greenland and trying to take it over
Ask the UN for help
US is the main contributor though. would the US try that hard to stop it?
>unironically what could denmark do to stop a couple hundred american boomers going over to greenland and trying to take it over
well for starters they could just ban trans fats and the Americans would rapidly transform into grease clouds due to the thermal activity.
are you saying we should turn Greenland into a boomer containment zone
Remember when the UN was supposed to help Crimea?
Remember when the UN was supposed to be united?
Come pick me up desu
I’ve got military training
My sides are fuckin wrekt
Block Ben Shapiros radio show from airing
Remember when the UN was supposed to help Rwanda?
Nobody wants your grease loving, baby abusing, Jew worshiping culture closer to Europe. The Influence we get from you across the media and fast food joint is enough bullshit!
How many gun does she stow? And be ye in need of a stout boatswain?
Shut up leftist drunk
Go and eat fried raccoons asshole with a little salsa on it!
Really?
Is this true, leaf? Amazin’
Lol. The danish tears and seething has been fucking hilarious.
LARPing as if we won’t just take what we want.
nvm me, just dropping in to say
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shut the fuck up amerinigger, Denmark is a white country unlike america
I've been to Europe enough to get a good understanding of your """""culture""""". Apart from poorly planned cities where you live like a serf in a concrete box with no AC until you die, what do you guys do there except for live in neverending mediocrity and irrelevance? Get trashed every weekend?
kek, look at these danes who took the ferry over to Oslo so they could talk shit about the USA under a different flag
absolutely gay
>its the mutt-response
Danes blame Americanization for a lot of their health and social problems....
To be fair there are areas of Western Europe that imported all of the negatives of America without the positives. So their opinions reflect that. They don’t realize what’s actually happening though
That's the fucking USS Constitution in Boston Harbor
kek. it was admittedly pretty lame, but it wasn't intended seriously.
What?
Even if you did attempt to sail over there you would end up needing to be rescued by the US Coast Guard.
It's really their own fault if they import the bad and leave out the good. Of course, the good would likely require them to bulldoze their medieval hovels.
I'm not Danish you two digit IQ, grease eating moron!
Still better than your reality TV, Israel's puppet and plaything, gross food joint, rampant and constant elite scandal, double digit IQ populous country of USA!
Assuming I'm danish, I assume your a downie considering the country you come from...
based and pilgrimpilled
That's a pretty cringe post my dude.
You do realize that many cities in Europe are several hundred if not thousands of years old, right? Sorry our ancestors didn’t plan their cities to your liking.
Watch ur mouth, bitch or whatever the fuck country ur from is next. The solar system belongs to America
Yeah, like your culture that I described!
No, it belongs to Israel you slave! And that's because you people let them!
kys
what a stupid fucking topic to attempt to divide white's over. These posts are the weakest shill threads
you seem upset
Anti ship cruise missile when you violate their borders.
I don't watch TV, only retards do that and they do it willingly.
Israel is more akin to a mole on our ass that's slightly too close to a major artery to surgically remove.
Fast food in the US is orders of magnitude better than in Europe (some exceptions) and you are really only supposed to get it when you are in a rush and need to stuff something down your throat in short order. It isn't meant to be a culinary masterpiece (though most of the overly fancy lunch joints I ran across in France didn't serve anything better tasting than what I can get for $5 at McDick's)
I agree. Most politicians would better serve the country 6 feet under.
Our white population is as intelligent as yours. We just have lower iq minorities and more of them, but you can live in a state as large as your country with similar demographics. And 98 is hardly that bad. I'm pretty sure more than half of continental Europe is lower than us.
Remember when the UN was supposed to help?
Imagine living here as a euro immigrant, surrounded by all these lard asses. There’s something no right with white Americans, when interesting with them they’re just absent minded. The older they are the worse it is. The younger generation is alright but the boomers aren’t even sentient.
Interacting*
Correct. You live in ruins. You have to tear some things down to make it better rather than shoving in a trolley and calling it a day.
It's time to have a talk euroslaves. The islam that has flooded your nations are or were active US proxy forces, any polfag will admit this. Let that sink in for a moment. NATO is 98% US forces. The EU has zero military, none of you have a functional military without US support. The target wasnt the middle east, it was you with middle eastern support. China is our ally not yours, you really shouldn't believe the media hype. Welcome to the Empire faggots, you will deliver Greenland or our muslim armies will destroy your nations from within.
Beats McDonald’s land with a fast food joint every block.
It's because you don't know what they are interested in.
Checked.
And leafs are next.
based
It doesn't. Shitty selection sees to that on its own. We have plenty of non-chain places as well. A great deal of people live their lives never going to fast food restaurants.
I live in Europe. The culture is quite important, but for me it's not a huge deal and I don't like the touristy shit.
I live in Madeira Island. The landscape here is quite incredible; see Pico do Arieiro, Ribeiro Frio, Paúl da Serra, the old roads have nice views, and so on. (drive to each of these places from the capital is 35min for pico do arieiro, 30min for ribeiro frio, old roads depends).
Its a feature not a bug. We are consumers or warriors. We hide our power level. Do you think we give a shit about displaying intelligence to random fucks? Nah. We let our competitors overplay their hand. If we are such lard asses why do we absolutely wipe every other country. You wouldnt be talking about us if you werent jealous.
>China is our ally
Americans are delusional, you guys have more illegals than Europe, mister 56%. We will hit population cap with majority being native white, while you will end up being a second south africa. You know it, thats why you guys want Greenland because you are desperate to flee, sad
Good that someone is aware of the problems floating around, considering that there is enough of them here too!
The state of the world, that's all...
>warriors
You never won a real war and only won ww2 because of the Russians
>white’s
White isnt a race its a jewish invention, not that it matters because youre a spic anyways.
>A great deal of people live their lives never going to fast food restaurants
Hahahahahaha
Jesus dude are you posting that same 56% meme and population cap meme on every thread you see?
Netherlands are only 77% white, the US isn't far behind you and we have SHIT loads more land that no one lives on. Get the fuck out of here with your alcoholicbrain logic.
Greenland would just be another nice vacation spot and source of money for the homeland. Illegals are just a source of cheap labor. Also nobody gives a shit what the demographic s of your country are
Lego will be spread all over the land in Greenland, you won't have a fighting chance.
>77% white
Wrong, 77% Dutch. And yes you have more land therefore the max population cap, wich means in the end you will end up with more non whites, since you got more space for them
also OP; greenland's CAPITAL is -15ºC (5ºF) in february. bring a LOT of jackets.
also, the weather is always shit
>1/6th interraciallistan talking shit
You will not get a reply from any eurofag because this is 100% true. Europe fucked up when trying to unite under one flag to challenge the American empire. The world belongs to the UNITED STATES
You better learn spanish faggot
How do I jump on board? That island is OURS (European peoples, not the colored in USA, who aren't even americans, just american citizens).
US is fragile, we could just nuke the dollar and create closer ties to Russia and China ourselves.
>*written in his foreign language*
Lmao
Who cares? If arabfags, russianfags or 1989TiananmenSquareMassacrefags invade a NATO country, we could fuck over those. That's great
no hablo retardado
>i don't take no for an answer
Child.
We are so fking rich yet nobody tries to take it. Why are we sitting on the best land in the world? Meanwhile you? Why do we have the largest hottest economy. How come our president can talk about buying and island and the whole world knows. Meanwhile. Your leader? He could neck himself and we wouldnt hear about it.
We have a militarized police force that keeps everyone in check. We are all around the world. We dont try to win wars because thats what desperate ppl do. We capitalize off them. We literally drink the blood of our enemies as long as possible
Kek.
As a dane, i'm very sad that our faggot, niggerlovin' government didn't sell greenland to orange man. It's a giant, useless icecube, filled with pedos and alcoholics on welfare. They don't contribute to danish society at all. Fuck greenland, we need Donald to help us.
Y vos aprende a hablar arabe hijo de puta.
You know nothing about us
You know we have a navy and a military right?
You fat fucks would freeze to death halfway there anyway
i am 56 percent norweigian, can i immigrate to oslo? yes or no?
So strong and powerfull, yet cant make us pay for nato. Your generation is delusional, you arent the guys that put the US in the "golden age". Your era is over
Cuck
Damn it feels good to be American in this thread.
Imagine being such a rootless mutt that the very concept of having a culture and heritage upsets you.
By we you mean the jews right, anne frank loving kike
Lots of European towns and cities are like living museums. It's a total mind-fuck to someone like me who's lived in the US my whole life but especially the West Coast where aside from a couple of Spanish monasteries from the late 16th and 17th century nothing is over 150 years old.
It's times like this I am glad you guys got your independence from us.
Vi har ikke brug for gronland. Det er en bunke kold lort som tager vores skattepenge igennem velfærd og bloktilskud.
We as in Europe or EU, wichever you prefer
The land is old brother, thats what america is about and why we’re superior in culture
I like scenic stuff, and I'm sure islands have their own pace independent from the mainland. So it would be cool to see. I've danced around Central Europe mostly, though France and Germany are meant to be the banner-bearers to be fair.
To reciprocate, the US is interesting by virtue of it's size and common language. You can drive for 3 days across the country and be able to communicate with everyone with no barriers. On the East coast, if you're into big concrete abominations, Philadelphia, NYC, Boston, Baltimore, etc are all within a few hours of each other. Though Baltimore probably isn't worth the visit. Also some beaches and casinos in NJ, which is basically a glorified suburb for NYC.
Head a little further West and you'll get some cultural stuff/nature. Lancaster and Reading, PA are a couple of hours East of Philadelphia and are known for nice handmade products and great food. If you like hiking, the AT is just about the largest trail and it's very scenic. Pretty much all temperate forests, rivers, streams, etc. You could spend a week at each of these places and barely scratch the surface. Driving is also a joy for most of the US. 95 is miserable due to the sheer number of people, but it cuts through most relevant cities on the East coast, but most other interstates are relatively open road for hundreds or thousands of miles. Tolls are easily avoided and the structure of the interstate system is conducive to visiting attractions along the way.