Am i jew?

Hi,
My surname is very similar to Jewish ones(just one letters changed) but nobody from my family is or was Jewish, my facial feathers are jewish(dark hair and eyes, big nose, big head) ,everyone from my family is well educated and very smart(another typical jewish thing) and comes from place where Ashkenazis used to live.

So my question is:
Am i Ethnic Jew?(especially Ashkenazi)
When Zionist would conquer world would they consider me as Jew, one of them?

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why do you have feathers on your face?

you might be a bird or something rather than a jew or a human for that matter

i meant features but auto correct made it to feathers, you know in our zionist group we like to kill birds..

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As a Jew, I can say we would take you at face value.

But i am white as fuck,is it a problem?

But i am white as fuck, is it a problem?

Ask yourself a simple question. You want to conquer other countrys and rule the world? If yes then u are a jew or good goy if not welcome to the winning side :p

Yeah that was always my case. But i can chose if i want to do this as ethnic jew or as slav

And i haven't still chosen side

Has a Rabbi sucked your penis? If yes, Jew! else not Jew!

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Only catholic priest :(, but those accept some jew as king so i don't know... and i have foreskin, i was wondering if it's problem too

Who you stole from this week? Maybe dat help u be Jew

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Yes

Are you jew? You know i want it from verified source

I am lending money to my brother and then he has to pay me 20% more back.

If you don't know you're Jewish, it's hard to imagine you are Jewish. Jews love to tell people just like Vegans. Regardless, People can also have big noses and brown eyes, western europe and eastern. perhaps you're just a Pole.

hypocrite rabbi's! religion is very stupid!

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I have met a few poles with surnames that are like you describe, and they are not Jewish.

at any point, if you wish to become a jew, they are going to want your foreskin first.

As a fellow jew I am willing to accept you as a jew as well. Now that we jews are gathering on Jow Forums maybe it's time we can discuss open borders for Isreal. Yes, we are G-d's chosen, but it is still quite bigoted and not woke of us to keep diversity out of our country

Interesting..now i don't know what to think

20%? Haf Jew!
Full Jew charge hidden fees too!

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Man you forgot important point, he's my brother, so if i am jew he's too, so i gave him better fees as i would give to my other co-jews.

Bullshit that's just propaganda, u have much learning to become full Jew.
Remember say one thing do another.

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New test
When you see 9/11 you:
a) fee compassion for the victims
b) want revenge against the perpetrators
c) dance and blame Palestinians

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I think most real Ashkenazi Jews have light colored eyes (grey, green, blue) because they are genetically Eastern European. As least Ashkenazi women are practically identical in looks to the phenotypes we have here in Eastern Europe.

my surname is nuremburgstein is it jew

My last names Goldbagelsteinberg. I'm guess'n I'm fucked huh?

Man west Slavic countries, where ashkenazis used to live aren't even similar with Romania

I am laughing at everything and everyone. What are my results?

Either Zionist leader Jew... or crazy homeless person.

Shit my surname is then too short

What about being leader of h
United Slavic Federation

Slavic! now you half white nigger, half Jew!
Those two bad halfs *shakes head*
Maybe kys is best answer?

How badly do you hate white people?
You can test your jewish-level on a scale of how much you hate white people.

Go fucking back to Mongolia on your small horse dumb ass. Our flagpole is higher than your's so shut fuck up.

You dumb dog shit almost every askenazi has some slavic blood, jews from your state were so fucked that they cooperated with Nazis.

I hate Hungarians(then obviously Finns and Estonians cause they're same) as hell, then Turks, Arabs and those (but someone doesn't consider them white so I don't know), then Germans cause they think they're something more but they're shit, then all other white people expect slavs. Slave are only one I like

Slavs*

Yes we spawned the great global Jew himself.
I told you to charge your brother fees!
George got commissions for sending jews to the the trains...Now that's what I call a JEW!

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He's so Jewish that he even doesn't like Israel

Yup it's like he's become so Jewish he might start screwing himself over in deals. We need to preserve this mans blood, along with Epstein's egg shaped penis of course.

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That's the future!

what is your surname ?

Sry bro I won't tell, cause very small number of people have it.

It's not niggerstein is it? That's a pretty rare name.

send forskin

I need to find some expert good at it, you as Jew would you accept me as Ethnic Jew?

It's orbanjekokot

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Yup you passed the test. You are official an Ethic Jew.

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Mr Orbanjekokot since your a Jew now you need the Rabbi to suck your dick too

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