Muslim men started praying right outside the pilot cockpit

Do a hard roll. Right stick and left rudder.

If I were the pilot I would go into a 10 degree bank to the left and see if they really know where Mecca is at all times.

It was supposed to be 50 a day but mohammed went on his flying horse to meet super jew moses and then moses went to God and haggled it down to 5.
It a low-IQ religion that's for sure.

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trivia: did you know muslims like it up the ass

They're broken into it young.

Imagine the smell.

>see flag, not sure if true
>but we are talking about islam so something this ridiculous seems very plausible

Google miraj, its like reading bad fanfic from the 600's.

Imagine the pilot starts circling around

Muslim here

Flown many times before, always just pray in my seat.

That's what these guys should really do.
There is a lot to Islam than just pounding your head on the floor 5 times a day

So in answer to your question, kindly remind them that are impeding on that poor bald headed jews leg room and that they could just sit in their seats to pray.

These guys are literally retarded
I have been on planes too no one does that
You can pray sitting if you have to

Crash the plane or make turns so they have to keep adjusting.

Crash the plane for fun. Blame it on them.

I would turn the plane so Mecca is on other side, toppest of kekekeks

Why are they so fat?

islamic coubtries are the fattest on earth

Drop some bacon near them "by accident"

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EAT BEANS AND FART

FIRST OFF, I WOULDN'T BE GIVING UP MY LEG-SPACE IN THE FIRST PLACE:

M: HEY INFIDEL, I NEED TO PRAY, CAN YOU MOVE

I: NOPE.

PROBLEM SOLVED.

Kek

Women don't even feel anything in the top position there. All you do is stir their shit around.

BRAAAAP

What’s his holdup?

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lol he came late

That's the exit , open the door get on the floor everybody walk the dinosaur

Find the hottest chick in the cabin and grab her by the pussy

>FOOT REST.

>There is a lot to Islam than just pounding your head on the floor 5 times a day

Pounding goats. Pounding little boys. Pounding the electronic switch for the vest...

Yikes. Look at these literal golemn spewing out their jewish approved stance on muslims and islam. You know Muslims have more respect for Jesus (who they consider a proohet) than jews (who consider him the son of a prostitute and a scumbag boiling in excrement)?

I am not Muslim but i am not gonna hate these sand people just because it's allowed by the (((culture)))

Bold, brave, and provocative.

Do a barrel roll!

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Die with them. Muslim.
You fuck right off.

at least they arent piloting the plane now

use their backs as a leg rest.

Forgot the lyrics.

what I said in my post is factual, nigger.
> You know Muslims have more respect for Jesus than jews
Jews had jesus, their savior, crucified on the cross. Islam jesus is some other probably made up imitation that very conveniently doesn't offend the jews or remind them that they will burn in hell.

>the prophet Muhammad: "I am extremely humble, so never draw or paint pictures of me."
>also Muhammad: "Please name all of your male descendants after me"

>You know Muslims have more respect for Jesus (who they consider a proohet)
Muslims also deny Jesus' divinity, think Christians are the "worst of creatures", contradict everything in the Gospels and have it written into their religion that they will eventually subjugate Christendom. Yeah, let's be pals with them because they think Jesus was "a prophet".

Stand in front of them to piss them off and wait for the chimpout
twitter.com/AldoSterone111/status/1163904940915511296?s=19

Ding ding....

> We're so enlightened that niggers and muslims are outpopulating us in our own lands and women need to show their goodness by sliding a herpetic nigger dick between their buttermilk thighs.
> They're so retarded that they can behead any foreigners if they get uppity.
It's not stupid if it works

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To much Leg space. Fake

Who cares about what women feel?

It's a sign of dominance. Literally, you have to stop for me.

let them pray? the fuck does it matter to you, faggot

I'd convert to Islam. Even if there's a slight chance they're right I don't want to miss out on my 72 virgins if the plane is going down.

>Leg room
Based on how the Huwite folks are dressed and the fact that there appears to be a pack of cigarettes in that dude's shirt pocket, I am guessing the photo was taken late 70s/80s?

>good goys

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You get to wear the funny hats too, right?

Nah. They're ostentatious because they know we're weak. They would NEVER do this in public in a land where they respect their hosts as guests.
It's both a flex and a political statement.
That's finna be a hard rope from me, golem.

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I think they're gay, pushing their ass up like that, ready be fucked by a goat. I get it now lmao

if i was him i would order some bacon sandwiches, beer, and milk and rip an emergency landing tier fart.

it works inside the individual to convince them by creating a strong response in the brain through physical activity induced through verbal / textual convincing.
same goes with all cults
heavens gate
scientology
"the church"
basically all religions / beliefs use the same concept
this concept is more effetive than some of the others
other concepts are specifically tailored for some kind of people , other concepts of belief are specifically tailored to work with other kinds of people.
wasnt that hard ?
or was it ?

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You didn’t say what everyone was thinking

Were they praying for the plane to crash?

Kek!

Kek. Break dancing.

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Fuck STAHP IT!!

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Jews invented Islam you reprobate.

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>cockpit door
>outside
Pick one redneck cockney

Fpbp

72 women to nag you for eternity.

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Muslim>degenerate faggotry

They forgot their boxcutters

broad strokes

Pee on them. Say this is the way you pray.

Respectfully allow them to practice their religion as a true American. Secretly, hide my disgust that grown men still believe in fairy tales and bedtime stories.

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Put on your Batman face.

Join them and then when they get up. Yell "Allah akbar" as I reveal hot dogs strapped to my chest.

>You know, Muslims aren't that bad, I'm starting to like these guys

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BBBRRRRRRRRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAPPPPPPPPPP

Never fails to deliver.

I would join them in prayer.

It's the 21st fucking century.
We need laws outlawing these ancient sand peoples propaganda.
It's tiresome, tacky, unrefined, distasteful, and a blight on human history.
The stars are calling and here we have subhuman's with IQ's in the single digits getting on their knees 5 times a fucking day worshiping a fucking cube.
This madness needs to stop.

share this

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Throw some bacon on them, and watch them flee.

Why do you muds think we don't hate you as much as the kikes? You both want global domination.

based aussiebro

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The real redpill is realizing that both Muslims and Jews are our enemies.

getting in your knees for jesus isn’t much better

top kek

And you keep delivering.

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Damn do all Muslim women have thicc asses

Classic Aussie shitposting! I miss it! Pls come back and reck the faggot ass leafs!

Dude, it’s absolutely insane. So before becoming a prophet, Mohammed was an illiterate, epileptic bandit. However, for some reason god chose him. So one day the angel Gabriel sort of emerged from Mohammed’s belly button and said “you’re a prophet Harry”.

Then he took Moe on a wild nighttime ride on a flying horse to Jerusalem, and climbed a magic ladder ascending from the dome of the rock. After climbing the ladder, Moe used his rugged charm to convince an omnipotent being to change a few heavenly laws.

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