Burgers what is this?
>man in florida doesn't cut his lawn
>gets fined by state $500 per day
>ends up with 30k debt
>going to lose house
do you have your long grass license burgers?
Ummm
Brody Davis
Ryder Cox
amerimutts and their lawn culture is so stupid. half of the reason why bees are dying so rapidly is because people don't let wildflowers grow in their yards
Nathan Robinson
>ficken
Chase Ward
Alpha male detected
Andrew Phillips
In my local area if you don't keep it up, they send city workers to do the lawn and then charge you for it.
If you didn't now at att it'd probably be $500 per month
Leo Garcia
You dont have a version of a Homeowner's association in the UK?
Joshua Allen
Its time
Nicholas Murphy
Jesus, this shit again... the fucking BEES...
There are more folks raising honeybees for honey now than ever before. Shit, honeybees aren't even native to North America! The Indians called them "English flies" because they were everywhere after colonization became a regular thing...
Begone, Leaf. And take your fake Beepocalypse with you....
Cameron Price
no but bumblebees are you fucking retard, the honeybees replaced them as the primary pollinator. how do you intend on growing crops if we kill all the primary pollinators? fuck your stupid fake looking lawn you subhuman
Christopher Clark
>Homeowner's association
I'm very doubtful that any Brit's have owned any English land in a very long time
Elijah Rodriguez
Dont come crying if your fruit trees dont have or have very few fruit.
Parker Martinez
>Ficken
Kevin Sullivan
HOA can fine you for that kind of shit, it takes 20 mins to mow the front lawn you don't even have to mow the back lawn
Oliver Lewis
>Jim Fuck
Based
Nicholas Lee
>land of the free
Brayden Howard
Hey Walmart bro, good to see you again fren
Hudson Campbell
Home owners associations are a retarded American thing.
Sebastian Barnes
just buy some shitty mower and take 15 min to mow it, dumb fuck
Eli Myers
Homeowners associations are cancer.
If you have one, get a bunch of neighbors together and shut it down.
Charles Lee
>says "bees" - nonspecific
>says honeybees replaced bumblebees as primary pollinators (more honeybees than ever before)
>asks how will we grow crops with "no pollinators"
lel...
What... the... fuck? Do you even hear yourself?
I think you should go now - your breakfast is ready, Leaf. A nice crayon, paste and play-doh croissant...
Luis Barnes
my asshole art teacher (who has a chink wife and hapa children) from intermediate school has a fucking bee farm not even a mile from my house. fuck my life
Zachary Taylor
>he fell for the suburb meme
Dominic Richardson
Why it's the free-est country on Earth, where in order to own property other people near your house can enforce practices on you that keep your resale value (and their resale value) high. Or at least, the practice of looking as 1950's as possible is believed to keep your resale value high so everybody keeps doing it.
Andrew Martinez
If something is outright nasty and out of place you can complain to the local council, then they get into talking to them, dunno what happens after that but im pretty sure it isnt 30k of debt.
Jose Reyes
Where do you fucking people get these ideas?
We reclaimed a horse pasture gone to weeds and planted an orchard - walnuts, almonds, apples, plums... (so my wife can make her beloved Zwetschgenkuchen).
Haven't had a problem.
Dominic Powell
Sign agreement, don't abide by agreement, get fucked. Fucking bong nigger can't grasp this concept apparently.
Connor Collins
This is how you wind up with people [REDACTED] things.
Cameron Richardson
At least he still has the constitution
Easton Brooks
>more honeybees than ever before
so now you're just pulling shit directly out of your gaping cavernous asshole? I'm not sure why you're seething this hard right now, I know amerinogs are inexplicably touchy about their absurd and quite frankly retarded lawn """"culture"""" but I suspect you might be a john deere enthusiast
Levi Smith
There's a guy not far from us who raises bees... I trade with him for raw wax.
Gavin Wright
What sort of white man doesn't maintain his lawn?
Nolan Lee
You can have all the honey farmers with all the hives in the world but what the fuck are the bees going to EAT if we destroyed their habitats? Most people have to subsidise the bees diet with auger water because there's not enough plants to get pollen from around.
Tyler Richardson
Charles Adams
A friend of mine moved to North Carolina and specifically avoided HOAs. Within a month of moving into his new house, this old man on his street left him a letter in his mailbox saying he was the “sheriff” on their street whose job it is to keep the peace. The neighbors were getting concerned about how long his grass was getting. That right there is why I live on my own private 3 acres in Live Free or Die New Hampshire. If anybody told someone to cut their lawn here, they would be told to fuck off.
Xavier Ward
clearly you don't know what that word means. projection isn't a synonym for "no u".
Caleb Allen
You're moving the goal posts.
First, it was the Beepocalypse. Now it's not actually a BEEPOCALYPSE, but a FLOWERPOCALYPSE.
You have no idea about that which you speak. Amerifags get accused of being provincial - and there is a certain truth to that - but it is also true of those who accuse us.
You have no idea where I live. It is a 30 minute drive to anything resembling a "town". It's a 45 minute drive in the other direction just to get to someplace you would call a "city" (but that would be kind of pretentious, given how puny it is)...
This place is nothing but fields mixed with huge stands of timber. My next door neighbor is 600 yards away. My other neighbor is farther away than that. You don't have to worry about flowers - they're *everywhere*.
Dude, I even plant milkweeds on my fenceline - on purpose - just so the Monarch butterflies have something to eat.
So please, all you DOOOOM! types worrying about bees and flowers and shit? We got this covered... no worries...
Jordan Rogers
>do you have your long grass license burgers?
Much like free speech and legal self defense in the UK, a long grass license is not available in the US. On the bright side, I don't need to pay extra to have the clippings removed.
Cooper King
*shrug* You're the one who lost his shit and started flinging pejoratives at me like "subhuman"...
All I did was point out the glaring, obvious fuckups in your argument. I didn't fuck you over - you did that on your own.
After losing your shit and flinging pejoratives, you sit back and accuse me of doing that...
Yeah... I'd call that projection.
You might want to look into that... projection, denial, reaction formation... there's help available to you given Canada's Free Shit Health Care System, but you have to wait 9 months for an appointment...
Brayden Reyes
I can't tell what's more severe, your butthurt or your stupidity
Andrew Young
This is why I live where I do - in an unincorporated area. Nobody to tell me I need a "loiscence" to put a dormer on my house if I want to... or a shed behind my house... or a new fence line if I want to bisect a field... or that I have to trim my hedges or some stupid shit...
Living the dream, user. I was just on the porch having a smoke and life is pretty fucking good. Happily married to a hottie. Great kids. Nice old farmhouse done in the Craftsman style (not Greene & Greene levels, but not bad either). White oak hardwood floors and plaster walls - not drywall. Friendly neighbors who live WAY the fuck "over yonder". No niggers. No traffic. No airplane overflights. No howling police sirens. Wildlife everywhere..
It's like living in the Shire.
Nothing but the wind in the trees... this is some good shit. This place is mine, and it is good, because I have made it so...
Jack Wood
Seethe more, Leaf.
I'm living the dream while you're stuck in that frozen multi-culti shithole.
BAHH-HAHAHAH!
Ethan Bell
What state?
Chase Cruz
You're the only one seething here mutt, someone insults your lawn and you chimp the fuck out
Luis Robinson
Yes, all the US is exactly like some fucking little fiefdom in Florida that even Florida has never heard of.
Why are Bongs so obsessed with every fucking thing that happens in this country? Are you really hoping to find a developed nation more fucked up than the UK? Sorry, you're the west's retarded step-child.
Isaiah Clark
Kentucky.
Not the mountains proper, but a bit to the West of them... rolling drumlins of farmland mixed with big stands of hardwoods. We live on a dead-end road that ends at a river.
Everyone here is pretty conservative, as you'd expect. Even have some old school blue dog Southern Democrat types floating around like they got teleported here via Time Machine. Everyone owns a firearm. Hunting is still a robust, manly rite of passage thing to do (my own son took his first deer at the ripe old age of 10).
Photo was taken from my driveway, looking east into the morning sun... the horses are mine, as is the barn...
Plenty of pocket farms around here for sale, user...
Brody Martin
It's to keep niggers out of your neighborhood.
Nathan Reyes
So in other words a Hillbilly KKona fuck.
Hudson Nelson
>long grass license
Nicholas Rivera
American freedom at it's finest
Hunter Reed
Don't you have to sleep till noon or something?
I prefer to live among my own kind - same as you. And there's nothing written anywhere that says I have to like - or even tolerate - anyone if I don't want to.
There's no niggers out here - no Free Shit for them to leech off of. They don't swim. They don't hunt. They don't ride horses. They are adverse to hard work.
Jesus, add in "Job Applications" and this place is Nigger Kryptonite.
Cry more, Lavontavious...
Ian Martinez
Americans paint their lawn green.
Joshua Anderson
Yeahhh there are some pretty brutal HOA stories but he pretty much signed a contract when he moved in, honestly dick masterson had the best story about his dad wanting to build a deck and the HOA saying no so he just became president of it and built his deck and now he gets to steal shit from foreclosed homes and stuff
Jeremiah Ross
averse*
Chase Carter
That's not paint.
It's a mix of pulp, grass seed, green dye and water... instead of putting down sod, they spray that sludge on a dead lawn to encourage grass to grow. It's a "meh" way to grow grass - sometimes it works, sometimes not. They used to sell that mess in bags and such you could hook to a water hose... more a gimmick than anything else.
By the way - lawns are a very European thing. Dates back to just after the Black Death - with such a low population after the dieoff, folks didn't have to use every available patch of dirt for growing food, and lawns became a thing. Bigger the lawn = more wealthy the owner.
It's a holdover from the Middle Ages.
Eli Jenkins
Thank you. Good catch.
Nolan Evans
hydro seeding, look it up.
Elijah James
If he wanted to live free he shouldn't be living in a city.
John Rogers
Hello fellow Kentuckian.
Let us pray together that Lexington and Louisville fall off the face of the earth.
Nolan Cruz
This,
Friend is stationed at Ft Campbell and he has nothing nice to say about Louisville. Said it’s blacks for miles.
Brayden Diaz
I'm right there with you Brother.
Louisville. I don't know anyone who doesn't hate Louisville - even the people FROM Louisville hate Louisville...
Place should be declared a disaster area and qualify as an EPA Superfund Cleanup site. Just bulldoze the whole thing.
Lexington isn't as bad. Traffic is what gets me the most - that and the potholes. And driving on the east side of town on New Circle is just... bleah... every time I go over that way, I feel like I need a shower when I get home.
Lexington can be salvaged... Louisville is a lost cause... when they're a regular on First 48, you know they're done.
Grayson Baker
Don't be silly. The correct response is to buy a gun and threaten to shoot anyone who sets foot on your property.
Muh Freedoms not infringed or whatever
Austin Davis
Lexington's problem is a neo-liberal san-franciscan mindset that's taking root. They've been that way since they forced the county to incorporate into the larger metro area in the 80s. Interestingly enough this happened when they elected a literal californian to be mayor.
Daniel Cook
I've noticed an influx of carpetbaggers in Lexington... mostly tax refugees from places like Massholeachusettes and New Dumpshire.
They fuck up their own homes, then move down here, then bitch "What do you mean there's no garbage pickup?"... then comes the new taxes to pay for all this shit nobody ever asked for...
I ran into relatives of that bitch Gene Shaheen when I was at one of the Big Box stores over in Lexington a few years back... she was the one who inflicted taxes on the people of New Dumpshire for the first time ever. Fucked the state into a cocked hat. And I told them as much.
THEY moved HERE - not the other way around. Don't try to make HERE like the shithole you just came from - adapt, STFU or GTFO.
Thankfully, there's few of them out this far... none at all, as I can recall. Very few out of state plates... mostly Ohio and a couple from Indiana...
I was out of the country from about the mid-80's to about 2000 or so. I missed a lot.
Samuel Carter
Looks beautiful there, user. I’m not sure that is fit in there as a Yankee New Englander. I’m perfectly happy here in 90+% white New Hampshire with acres of my own private forest and neighbors who are all friendly but mind their own business.
Adam Jones
I live near Richmond and even here there's an influx of Californians. The biggest draw is the chemical weapons destruction plant at the Bluegrass Army Depot drawing them in with fedbux. It's disgusting.
As of now I believe that Bowling Green is up to 20% Californian expats by some metric I read. It's disgusting.
Chase Lewis
Tax refugees from NH doesn’t make sense. We have no sales tax or income tax. I’d guess they are moving there to avoid snow.
Ethan Walker
I took a shit on New Hampshire, but there are still good people there... spent some time up that way.
Being a Southerner, in your words = it wasn't a good fit. Don't know how many times someone said some shit about me having all my teeth... or they were surprised I was wearing shoes... or some kind of remark about KFC... it got old, fast.
I think the ones who give New Hampshire a bad rep are the Massholes who flee their own shithole and live in NH, but work in Mass. Vote for taxes in their own shithole, then run away to let some other chump pay for everything...
The folks in the northern part of the state... they're okay.
Jaxson Hernandez
Didn't that Shaheen bitch hit you guys with property taxes for the first time in your history?
Did you all repeal that cancer or what?
Michael Brooks
Deliverance is one of the most horrible things that ever happened for the south. The inaccurate stereotypes still exist to this day.
Isaac Gonzalez
>living in an HOA
lmao, I havent cut my grass in a month, eat shit faggota.
Cameron Jones
It goes back farther than that, user.
If you read "American Nations", the author makes the argument that the folks who settled Yankeeland were English - those who settled Appalachia were Scots/Irish - and they had a shared animosity going back centuries.
When they came here, they brought their feud with them - the exact same stereotypes can be found about the Scots and Irish 400 years ago as exist in the US today about Southerners in general and us American Highlanders specifically... lazy, insolent, lacking morals, lacking restraint, most times skunked on our own liquor, hyper-violent, armed to the teeth, provincial, clannish, etc...
It's a blood feud going back hundreds of years..
Jaxson Sullivan
Jeremiah Edwards
You’ve shit on me again haha. I grew up in Mass and fled that shithole to live here. I still work in Mass too. What I dont do is vote to bring Mass politics to New Hampshire. I came here specifically to be among more conservative white people and raise my sons in a better place than where I grew up. I’d tou look at an election map, the border counties votes more conservatively than northern NH. Most people who fled here from Mass are conservative refugees. The left leaning problem in NH is more home grown than a lot will admit here.
Unfortunately northerners have a misconception that a southern accent means someone is uneducated. I know this is far from the truth and have worked with many good people from Tennessee and Kentucky who are very intelligent and educated. Southerners from good families typically have much better manners than us too. The Boston accent also has a reputation for being low class these days.
Christian Smith
Property taxes have been high in New Hampshire for as long as I can remember. It is basically the only tax normal people pay here and it finds the local schools and road maintenance, etc. It sucks but there are few places in the United States that have zero property tax. As bad as it is here, it’s worse in New York and Conn (high property tax and income tax) and Mass and Maine (medium property tax and income tax).
Brayden Kelly
Can't win for losing, can I user? Try to be nice to someone and just end up stepping in it again... lel..
The Baah-ston accent... I can live with it.
It's the Noo Yawk Shitty accent that grates. One of the reasons why the NYC accent is so... abrasive... is because NYC is an island. And for most of it's existence it was isolated from the rest of the continent - only way to get there was by boat. Then they finally built that bridge.
It's a common thing - abrasive or weird accents developing in relative isolation. As I recall, there's an island in the Carolinas that has a population that are descended from slaves that fled their masters 150 years ago. Developed damn near their own language - they're Americans, but nobody can understand them - and their dialect is only spoken on that one island.
I mean, I can understand that Cajun guy going after gators (CHOOT HIM 'LIZ-BETH!'), but those on that island... just gibberish...
You have to understand that - up until recently - Yankee carpetbaggers and others have taken advantage of Southerners - particularly those who live in Appalachia. It's actually a very sad chapter in US history - that whites would do this to fellow whites.
They've been taken advantage of so often that even hearing a Yankee accent will cause them to close ranks and become... not hostile, but just "curt" with the Yankee. Hell, they've even got ME doing it.
Don't get me started on "property taxes" - basically paying rent on land I alledgedly own free and clear. If I don't pay my "rent", then the real owners will send armed goons to my home to force me to pay. If I resist, they can *end me* completely legally and with no worries thanks to Qualified Immunity...
Feh... sorry ass state of things, innit?
Jose Ward
I sometimes let it grow a little bit so the mowing is a little more satisfying.
Thomas Robinson
He should've looked at these "mutual property" papers before he signed them
haha.
LWYERUP
Alexander Gutierrez
Noah Long
I was in popo academy in wv, and we had a prosecutor from kentucky go on a rant about how he's a southern conservative democrat and elizabeth warren doesn't run his party. It was really weird but kind of funny. Even our coal fields in wv have grown out of that shit. You guys seem to have the holdouts. Beautiful land user