I don’t want to go back to the US. I’ve been hiking Scandinavia and have really fallen in love with the land here, especially Norway and Finland.
What do I need to do to stay? I’m running out of time in the Schengen zone, but I’m willing to learn Finish (or Swedish, which I found to be easier).
There’s nothing waiting for me back in the US but sad memories and some semi-autos I don’t care about anymore.
Please don’t deport me. I’ll obey your laws, I’m white (mostly Scottish), young/healthy, I have a bachelor’s but I don’t mind working with my hands. I just wanna live in your country man.
What do?