Dear Fin/Nord frens

I don’t want to go back to the US. I’ve been hiking Scandinavia and have really fallen in love with the land here, especially Norway and Finland.
What do I need to do to stay? I’m running out of time in the Schengen zone, but I’m willing to learn Finish (or Swedish, which I found to be easier).

There’s nothing waiting for me back in the US but sad memories and some semi-autos I don’t care about anymore.
Please don’t deport me. I’ll obey your laws, I’m white (mostly Scottish), young/healthy, I have a bachelor’s but I don’t mind working with my hands. I just wanna live in your country man.

What do?

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Fuck off and die

pretend to be muslim and we'll never deport you

Suomes puhutaan suomea eikä ruotsia vitun neekeri huora mene nyt vittuun täält

Just stay, everyone else seem to do that anyway.

Do you know how to make whisky?

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Come home you fucking retard, Northern European countries are feminist, secular trash. America loves you, and so does Jesus Christ, our Lord and Savior.

dont her feet get cold?

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Muh jeebus
Kys