Zognald Klompf is laughing stock

Lying cunt.

seething amerimutt

based christmas present

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The Danish PM is holding a press conference in 3 minutes. I hope she bashes Klompf.

>she

I lived there from 2007 to 2008 and I worked there last year building a bridge in Nuuk

Greenlanders want America

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At least she's not behaving like a 3 year old crybaby.

No they don't. They know it'll be total destruction for them. PM speaks now.

Yeah, I'm sure Greenland will go up in flames without Denmark lel

Danish anons are being real assholes about this.

It's only because you're being assholes. What comes around goes around.

They are extremely butt hurt about America because of their Marxist anti-American schooling. They also can't accept that Greenlanders honestly don't like them and would much rather be with America

Imagine being this ice cuck.

>how dare this dane discuss recent political events directly involving his nation? obsessed.

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I don't have to imagine
I'm living the dream as an Icelander living in a century without Danish oppression, unfortunately Greenlanders are not as lucky

Is that the bridge you built? Looks comfy desu.

Canada and Denmark alliance !
Strong words from strong nations

This is the bridge. I just did constructed the seat for the bridge

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Of course. Your life is perfect.

Looks gay.

Now you are getting it

>Hey maybe we should look at making an offer to buy something
>RREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE BLUMPHALUMPA WOOOODFGKH GGEHGJ;dsf NOOOOOOOOO BLURGABLURGABLURGA
>atleast "she" isn't acting like a 3 year old.
Are Danes the dumbest people on the planet? yes, they are.

Krumpf is fucked, he will never win the reelection, he is laughing stock to all people everywhere!

I bet you could fit that entire bridge inside your voracious anus

>god forbid he use one of the hundreds of other Dane threads

I bet there's a reason you have such thoughts.

I was trying to imagine how a bridge could be gay

>itt:butthurt Danish
lel

america would've looked so big with greenland added on. canada surrounded too. shame.

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What's so important about Greenland anyway

I agree, trump should not have sperged out like that

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Anything built by a gay is gay by default. And since Iceland is a gay country, you must also be gay.

Using meme arrows and spouting memes isn’t grounds for a discussion so of course they are getting the fuck off treatment. Show flag kike

Denmark should sell Greenland to China to spite America, like when Russia sold Alaska to America to spite Britain

>They know it'll be total destruction for them.
lol what, will all their frozen rocks get taken away?

The bridge was built in Poland by Poles

>ice niggers heavily dependent on welfare
>us
>welfare
>kek

Okay, Fjolsnir.

Cope more fatty

>T.shitmerican expat
44% longnose or what?

100% Icelandic stallion

prove it simo(n)

How?

Both Greenlandic parties want independence, it is just a matter of 2021 or 2030. They do not like you. The Faroes government is the same. As soon as contracts with other nations are enough, they will leave. They don't like you and your government does nothing to keep them.

Orange Man Bad

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literally seething and coping goblina. many such cases!

It's funny

it was a joke. keep on living in your fantasy world you danes and buy into Drumph's distraction.

america is acting like incel that got rejected by 10/10 girl, lower your standards america, ask mexico if it wants to sell Baja California

I think proxy chinks should fuck off

You can become the richest country in the world. Just sell it.

It still fucking astounds me he actually tried to buy it

You dipshits always laugh too soon. And then Trump reveals his true agenda, and you end up with egg on your face again, and again...
I don't even like Trump, but are you seriously still so ignorant that you haven't figured out his successful tactics yet?
Retarded nigger.
Trump laughs last.
Screen cap it, faggot.

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Why is trump acting like spoiled entitled child used to get everything he wants? Butthurt hit him hard when Danes denied him a candy for his sorry fat ass

Fuck trump fuck you

drumpf is not gonna buy greenland nigger
period

Yes, they want to be independent - which also means they don't want to become the 51st state. Furthermore, they WANT to become independent, but they KNOW that at this point, it's a really bad idea, since they're dependent on Danish money.

As if they'd fight for independence just to give it away to the ZOG, haha. Use your fucking head.

most Greenlanders consider themselves ethnic Americans and speak an English dialect.
Basically like the ethnic russians of Eastern Ukraine do.

Do you have the balls to put the matter to a Referendum, DÄNMARK?

Why are you making this so hard? Please, for your sake just give us what we want. Everyone must “render unto Caesar” at some point. Did you think there would be no strings attached to our relationship? Plus, we’re good friends. Don’t you like us? Don’t you want your friends to be happy? FUCKIng dO It!

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have the greenlanders vote to declare independence at the same time with joining the united states
denmark belongs to germany anyways

I laughed when you elected the retard and I am still laughing.

>Z-ZOG

The last retreat of the delusional stormfag. Trump is shitting on your retarded country because you have a commie cunt in office while your anti-immigrant party, which never did anything of value, has collapsed.

Danes are the worst Nords because you pretend you're different from the others.

On behalf of all burgers, when the glorious American occupation of Greenland commences, you shall be made minister of bridges and be granted all powers and authority that comes with that office. Together we can make Greenland great again.

Fucking Danes spamming Jow Forums with the same thread over and over again.

I was once a dtumpf supporter untill I saw this topic

I am now riding with Biden

Donald was cucked again and threw a tantrum when everyone is laughing at him. This isnt 19th century where bankrupt countries need desperately money and sell land but 21th century and a country with one of the best living standards in the world. It would be idiotic for the locals to join a 3rd world country instead of having Danish gibs.

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Zogfag.

I like his anti immigration policy but to be honest he embarrasses america so much in front of his own allies

literally seething
cope moar fggt

when one in five residents isn't even born in your country, you have no right to call anyone mutt.

Canada is beyond muttified and might as well be part of Asia.

why did this make me kek so hard

You do realize the US bought Alaska and Hawaii, right? This isn't unheard of. Fucking reach, Dane. Look at your PM's confusion over Trump canceling on them, I wonder who is more clueless here; you or your rep?

yeah it's an American who started this thread

We don't even need to buy it, we already occupy Greenland and treat Denmark like our bitch. Americans have no reason to be butthurt about Danish denial of selling us something we already control.

your country is like 50% white

you must be gay if you think everything is gay

>Lets throw away free money and keep an Ice-rock that does fuck all
>Fuck the offer from a country that has experience dealing with an Arctic landscape

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You faggots take time to insult us every day and then beg us to protect you from big meanie Russia

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did he actually? put a team of analysts together to run a discounted cash flow projection? had a team of lawyers put together an offer? Drafted a Letter of Intent to purchase? Or did he just tweet about it?

what destitute shithole are you from? India?

Nah, he's right. Everyone is laughing at you.

First post, worst post. Get wrecked, ameriturd, and pray for Israel.

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Donald Trump is slowly turning into Donald Duck

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What are we buying? Greenland.
Who's going to pay for it? Denmark.

You could have just said "cope" and it would have captured your memewords just as accurately, underage faggot

I'd rather Russia take the reigns of the globe overtly right now than live one more day in this degenerate subversive amercanized shitfest.

Just like Mexico paid for the wall.

Imagine being so jewish that you think because someone couldn't make a purchase that they are BTFO.

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Ur a fucken fagget. Get a real country, Moran

God damn fucking danes overracting like he was interested in EXPLORING the opportunity but you go on a crusade and let all your steam out, like of course he was not going to visit you.

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>gets BTFO by Mexico
>Russia
>China
>North Korea

turns on... Denmark

>and gets BTFO AGAIN

Denmark is a real country, as opposed to the US. The US might be 217 times bigger, but it's also 217 times shittier.