Trump plans visit to Denmark
>Trump: Let me buy your country
>Denmark: Actually Greenland isn't our country. We can't sell it
>Trump: tHen i'LL cAncEL mY vIsiT!!!11
Are all Americans this dense and why is the answer yes? Even for burger standards Trump seems to be acting like a, dare I say it, snowflake.
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We are going to buy greenland and you cant stop us. I will impregnate every single depressed inuit girl.
Greenland has always been rightful US clay.
It's a geopolitical strategem to force us to invest militarily into the Arctic
Don't want to sell?
We will free the shit out of those little green motherfuckers!
Greenlanders hate Danes and love America
Let them be free
To protect arctic shipping lanes opened by climate change.
Death to those 50k nonwhite snowgooks
haha your jealousy is showing
Why not just buy Antarctrica instead
That's curious because all greenlabders live on Dane welfare
That flag looks pretty good.
Antarctica isn't becoming a major trade route.
Show flag nigger
>Greene Land is rightfully US clay
Imagine talking about rightfully clay, when you literally invade and taking a country from the Native Americans.
Invading and winning makes it your clay
Just mutt my Greenland up
Great! Then Greenland is rightfully Danish clay. Now gtfo
But it kind of is Denmark's country. Are you suggesting we ask the Eskimos what they want for it?
Life sucks to be a weak beta bitch. Especially coming from a Country that surrendered to another BEFORE it was even invaded. AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH
It's called Manifest Destiny and Greenland is coming home.
Unironically yes
2/10 weak bait
cope harder
Some dried fish and a few barrels of firewater will do the trick.
electoral bait. Burgers falled for it
>Russia decides to annex Crimea
>Annexed it
>Mutts want Greenland
>You will see we will take it you wiiiiiiiiiiiil see
Pathetic muts are funny as hell.
Didn't Russia get hit pretty hard with sanctions because of it?
>Trump will save the west
>complete sellout, nothing done on immigration
>continues to alienate long time Allies
Jesus Christ what a failure
No, actually it was oil prices.
It's pretty funny how many butthurt DIDF danes have come out of the woodwork on Jow Forums since drump said a thing.
I'm pretty sure Trump has put much effort in being good goy to their greatest ally.
>Greenland can declare full independence if they wish to pursue it, but it would have to be approved by a referendum among the Greenlandic people. A poll in 2016 showed that there was a clear majority (64%) for full independence among the Greenlandic people
Then they could reach any arrangement they want with the US.
Who would you want for a sugar daddy? The cuckoo clock cucks or the mighty US of A?
I normally don't post on Jow Forums, I just wanted to see the American reaction to this.
It's as dumb as I expected.
>but a poll in 2017 showed that there was a clear opposition (78%) if it meant a fall in living standards.
Is Greenland the last vestige of European colonialism? Disgraceful. Full autonomy for the Greenlandic people.
Yup their living standards will fall, just like Hawaii and Puerto Rico.
The US will raise their standards, and the Greenlandic people under your colonial thumb know it.
Unless you can provide 100% free healthcare and college, they won't welcome you with open arms.
>Puerto Rico
Come on m8, at least use a better example.
Sure thing!
>getting a useless education for free is better than paying for a decent education
Most of Greenland's resources are unexploited.
Plus, it's a very small population.
So raising their living standards wouldn't really cost that much for the US.
They have a very high unemployment rate, America could solve that with ease.
dear god I love all these resources
They do have a lot of natural resources...
It's not just ice.
Greenland is also strategically positioned.
Coming to think of it, I dont know why the American empire never bothered to annex.
we asked for it before under Truman, but they said no
beyond being close to Europe and the arctic it's honestly useless
>control trade passage
>arctic rights to energy and minerals
>future source land for trees and farming when weather warms.
>telling eurofaggots to fuck off while expanding clay.
I’m all for it.
What are you talking about?
It has a lot of mineral resources.
It’s almost like something completely different was going on behind the scenes
>when the ice melts it's gonna be great user buy it user
we're gonna be 10 ft underwater by that time
you guys are retarded
>They have a very high unemployment rate, America could solve that with ease.
Capitalism should do the job
Don't really have to wait for it to melt.
Plenty of natural resources to exploit in the mean time.
now I know why Nasser died
>Are all Americans this dense and why is the answer yes? Even for burger standards Trump seems to be acting like a, dare I say it, snowflake.
Baby boomers are a very entitled and are quite frankly big overpaid snowflakes. Maybe that's why he wanted that country so he could show the world that he is a really big snowflake.
This
Not everything has to be free
It's not about capitalism.
It's about America's ability to get a lot of infrastructure and resource extraction facilities up and running.
So, there would be more than enough jobs for the depressed inuits.
He was assasinated, yes.
deal-making 101 is to walk away and demonstrate power. sounds more like youre coping, further evidenced by you using a picture of him as a baby.
Some basic necessities have to be.
Education is one of them.
Greenland is mostly governed autonomously. There’s been a legal question for years over if it’s a separate county or not. They run completely independent from Denmark and don’t really rely on the Danish for a lot.
The Danes saying they don’t own it recognizes Greenland’s independence.
If you want what you wrote here to mean shit, you're gonna have to demonstrate that the education over there is shitty and gets bad results. Otherwise you're just talking shit to justify going into debt for education.
>Greenland flag
>Actually Greenland isn't our country. We can't sell it
So, if greenlanders decide to join in USA, Denmark can't stop it?
I'm still baffled that it was Greenland he wanted, why not ask Trudeau for one of the more mistreated Canadian provinces like Alberta or Newfoundland? Something they could actually develop and not just have fifty thousand inuits on welfare?
>that pic
Good taste
>that comment
Yea, ok. You may bully irrelevant 3rd world shits like Ukraine and the ME, but you don’t have the nerve to do anything to even a second world country like Canada.
Denmark is rightfully American clay, we will take it back by force.
Please don’t let mongrels and circumcised zioscum overrun Greenland. That is all.
Not in my opinion
Based anime poster
Because there’s a bunch of shit we have hidden under the ice in Greenland, and we’re going to need all that ice.
Burgers were obviously kidding (it's Burger bantz to flex military superiority) not realizing Denmark's lost land to Germany and Sweden, and a major resource (Gas) to Norway/they hit a historical sore spot. it's created a clusterfuck of butthurt. it's time to let it go.
>go to Denmark
>get free education and get paid to study
>cry about how shitty your life is
I know only the last one applies to you, and I'm sure you were abused as a child and that your parents are alcoholics if not dead by suicide, but please stick to bitching about actual problems when everyone else with those terrible free degrees are doing just fine.
That's not even a burger thing.
It's a Trump thing.
His foreign policy is clumsy and chaotic.
South korean soldiers are going to liberate Greenland for us? Thanks gooks
Rude
Please take us by force Amerilads
I don't like how the danes are showing their true nature
>Burgers try to Annex greenland in 2021
>new winter war, 2 Million burgers freeze to death in july
>200 danish guys kill 200.000 burgers, who cant shoot due to frostbite in fingers
>drones fall out of sky
>USS McBurgerKing sinks, cause the Burger Special Forces were too fat and bulkheads cant handle the weight
>Danes land in Maine
>Burgers literaly cant handle the whiteness
>Danes freaked out when seeing the "Humans" living in the US
>Danes start genociding the Mutts out of disgust
>North Eastern part of the US is part of the Danish Empire in 2023
Having free healthcare and education doesn't nullify the high un-employment rates that they have.
Having a good education is meaningless if you don't have a place to apply that fancy free 1st world education you are getting.
Monroe Doctrine motherfucker
You haven't applied it though.
You militarily intervened in Syria and not in Venezuela.
They know our welfare will net them more gibs.
There seems to be more than this. Trump knows any annexation would be up to the people of Greenland and Denmark. Maybe he was just "checking the temperature" or maybe a distraction from something but even that doesn't feel right. I'd love to have seal ranch.
Nowadays I go to bed much earlier than normal- because at a certain point in the morning when Americans go to bed and EU faggots wake up, the board quality goes straight to shit.
Why don't you move out of the Nordic zone then you somali fuck
Please do tell me what level of education you have.
So what do you propose should be done that somehow isn't possible now?
That's not how it works, if I make a claim it's your job to demonstrate that I am wrong, if you can't do that it means I am right
>So what do you propose should be done that somehow isn't possible now?
It is possible now, you just refuse to implement any real solutions, for whatever reason.
How about you kys, or stop drinking long enough to hop on a flight and declare asylum in America like all the other useless niggers.
I don't have any
I'm a NEET
Stop it
No. North America is burgerking mutt clay, Danes should stay away from this shithole continent
He is just negotiating
Sanctions are coming
Trump ain't no bitchass Obongo
Kys weeb, you are sullying the quality of the Kingdom of Denmark
What the fuck is denmark?
I cannot wait to bring democracy to you faggots
I'm against this solely because I don't want to mutt anywhere else in this world
Americans are subhuman, that's what you get when you mix various races.
that’s golden coming from a half app mutt nation
Based Baltic chink
No bully, you rude leaf!
nigger not even close
Right of conquest.
we have 0 niggers, suck on that
Why did you guys never manage to develop like your cousins in Japan, Korea and China?
Why is Egypt a shithole compared to their cousins in Europe?