Brit/pol/ - farage is a nonce edition

>Britain will break off most contact with EU in TEN DAYS
dailymail.co.uk/news/article-7376065/PM-vows-break-nearly-contact-Brussels-focus-taking-UK-EU.html

>Humiliation of Prince Andrew continues
express.co.uk/news/royal/1167633/Prince-Andrew-humiliation-Queen-Elizabeth-ii-save-Andrew-Windsor-Castle-palace-staff

>EU rejects Boris Johnsons request for end to the backstop
theguardian.com/politics/2019/aug/20/donald-tusk-rejects-boris-johnsons-bid-to-remove-the-backstop-brexit

>Human traffickers using 'begging gangs' as slaves
theargus.co.uk/news/17847646.gangs-control-street-beggars/

>Cruise ship captain ordered Greggs for 700 passengers when they docked in Newcastle
thesun.co.uk/travel/9754222/cruise-captain-orders-greggs-sausage-rolls/

>Vandals set fire to wheelie bins in Croft
warrington-worldwide.co.uk/2019/08/20/vandals-set-fire-to-wheelie-bins-at-croft/

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>How to stop farting.
youtube.com/watch?v=gnSKcV6l5A8

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FRESH

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Daily reminder that Thai women are based and British women are pozzed af.

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can't believe Eddie has lost to the 'nonymongs.
Thank you for your service.

t' the suicidaal user. dooont do it lad. norf fc are playin t'morruh and they need as mooch suppuuurt as possible like.

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Don’t kill yourself eddie you have so much to live for lmao

Stop using "based" and "pozzed". MIGA

Please please please stop posting this fucker. It's not funny and never will be.

youtu.be/jya4geS4eEk
some actual based music from an actual based composederer

lol, Timmy complaining about the heating, but he's got his thermostat set to 25C the fookin madlad

Thai """"women""""

don't try and control me

Y’know I don’t really hate you lads, I hate myself and I see myself in most of you cuz I use to say the same shit and have the same retarded optimism
Sneks almost caught on btw and work just called lol

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I lost to the snek mate
You guys are actually my crutch

Lmao

Plus they have cocks thicker than most of the arms of britpol posters

aye lad just be miserable in brit pol w/ us cus otherwise the burgers'll take over this board and then it's a nonces world

Based retard

What’s the liver failure zone of paras Anyway? Wanna Make the decision of car or drugs at the edge of the cliff

how many have you taken so far?

ty babe

Good riddance t b h. He's a bellend.

FUCK SAKE LAAAAAADDDDS
THERES NO FUCKING JOBS FOR MEEEEE

i have no fucking experience in anything and i am 24. i've spent the last few years doing on and off painting and decorating/helping around on site work for cash in hand

what thE FUCK do i do now

Hey Ju-u-u-u-u-u-de

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I told you all to stop bullying eddie

shut up

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Look for some more painting and decorating

Eddie go the hozzy la

lol cus drinking and missing a shift is such a big deal
the fucking losers of this world mate fuck em all
quit my shitty job and had my supervisor screaming down the phone about kicking my head in
met up with him in a field to see what the crack was and the bitch just cried about his shitty job and how he doesnt get paid past 39 hours a week
plebs mate

Some more MIGA things to say:
Dude
Bro
Yikes
Mcvities Gold biscuit bars are not shit

Can I get your opinion pls.
Can you please list immigrants from good to bad from the list below please.
Poles, German, French, Pakis, Indian, African, Filipino, Irish,

Just 4

>drink driving

why?

Should just do cash in hand mate like mike Nolan

chill lad
forestry will have ya, and its good coin

got left on read lads

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what did you do

Obviously, this is no longer relevant, but I think your politicians and media let the EU get away with murder in not demanding why the EU didn't just agree to a proper FTA without requiring asset to EU laws or freedom of movement, which is perfectly viable. Clearly, the EU was never in favor of that because the Eurocrats wanted superstate intact at any cost, and are willing to hurt not only the UK and themselves to get that, even if they seriously risked and have made inevitable the UK crashing out of the EU with no deal.

From the very beginning, the EU should have been attacked for demanding freedom of movement as being essential to the single market, when that is absolute nonsense that not even the most zealous Eurocentrist could have defended, and only makes sense if there is a desire to destroy the nation state. The backstop was even more outrageous, and while the UK firmly rejected it, the EU should have been called out for its draconian and dominating position, but it hasn't, and the Leave side, while insisting that it's the EU who is being excessively uncompromising, is still failing to truly assign blame with sufficient forcefulness, while the EU has been consist in projecting its own inflexibility in condemning the UK.

yeah but i didn't have a fucking cscs card or whatever the fuck they are called thats why it was all cash in hand

hey goys why the fuck does our government give away nearly 14billion a year to sand monkeys?
why aren't they spending the money on the nhs instead of financing pakis?

I would stop it immediately , fuck sand niggers.

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Newfag
Werrent here for the pirate days?

forestry?

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What on earth is going on in this thread

>Welsh here, England is the only reason the other nations aren't third world shitholes. Fuck Scotland.
Kek.

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'ate the lorra them all thu seeeaam. simple fookin as.

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She’s dead pally with my family who kicked me out in the street and I called her out so she called me all sorts and I relised in a the only bad thing in my babies life

Fuck off.

It costs £36, and the Jobcentre will sometimes pay if you're claiming benefits. It's not a massive fucking hurdle lad.

This isn't a politics thread mate

Eddie posting is BACK
How do I vocaroo on iPhone

do you really want your baby to grow up without a dad?

no they would of let us have a canada stlye FTA with none of the stuff. but we wont accept because we surrenderd to the IRA in the 90s.

On your zimmer frame boomer

"eddie" is "back" and is going to "kill" himself

cringe twitter format

nice try sly jew guy

from bucks fizz? can't believe that mate
study loan will plump me up, just got to bin dive and scum about till then, rent sorted so no probs, and got about 20+ kg of oats and peanuts in the house sorted

Yes, but it's a politics board, and it's a British thread, so it's appropriate to discuss British politics. Find a flaw in my reasoning.

She will anyway

well that sucks, you're not going to lose your job as well are you.

>Britain 85% White
>USA 62% White
You'll never use those guns though, you're being replaced at a faster rate than us even WITH the guns....

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ye like choppin' trees n shit
chainsaw license will set you back but that's a way off
just look for unskilled forestry jobs, you'll probably just be marking or counting trees, tedious as fuck but a good start

cringe

>politics board

kek

Why?

youre a cunt and a yank
and to let you in on a secret, it's brit pol, ie all hush hush and nothing direct or anything, its all in the etiquette and the unsaid, now quick interupting our deep politcal debate you troglodyte

Not him but i've genuinely considered this before. Is it worth looking into?

Everyone wants me out her life, the only reason I’m not is cuz she loves me. But as she gets older it’ll get worse, all I’ll do is hold her back and create conflict. If I die now she won’t remeber and maybe they won’t slag me off too much

And yet Americans always seem to think they aren't as fucked as Europe and that they're going to swoop in to dave the day.

>no they would of let us have a canada stlye FTA with none of the stuff.
Realistically, not even this is idea, and practically, the best that is possible. The agreement should resemble NAFTA or AFTA. However, the Eurocrats were quite clear, (at least until they settled on the backstop as their reason for practically doing every possible to achieve no deal, which is clearly what they want), that there is no single market without freedom of movement, which is astoundingly ridiculous. Again, it's a good thing they were able to settle on protecting their customs union, which makes a little more sense, but that they initially claimed that freedom of movement was essential to freedom of trade indicates that they either wanted no deal, or their interest is preserving their superstate and globalism than the actual benefits of free trade, and even the first motive would coincide with the second, for no deal is how the EU is trying to punish Britain for daring to leave the union. It's very similar to how cults practice disassociation to not only punish people who leave, but to discourage other from leaving as well.

Sounds comfy, only you could know if it’s worth it for yourself though

This work or not?

ye i'd say
pay isn't amazing, but what is when you're unqualified and unmotivated?
spending days out in the woods is good for the head and eventually the body too, plus its a lads job, it encourages banter and the sort, it's still practically all white too, only thing to be wary of is the cunt tax - if someones a cunt on site, then they'll be getting an unannounced pay cut, and the ones not getting hte pay cut know and will ride up the cunt until they spazz out or fuck off

alrit i'll have a look

Fuck it
Don’t care about filter mongs

Lol

You'll always be better alive than dead to her mate

>If I die now she won’t remeber
She miss not having a dad, lad, even if it takes her years to realise it. That's going to affect her in one way or another, probably for the worse.

>its all in the etiquette and the unsaid, now quick interupting our deep politcal debate you
Yes, I'm sure there's a really deep political exchange that is merely masqueraded as obsessing over some overweight, recluse autist.

just have sex with her, a lot of women's problems can be solved with a penis

maybe becuase you can't see what she sees but if she loves you you can always claw it back mate women arent as thick as we make out and youre probably not as shit as youre making out either, be humble lad and it really isnt too late to get better - fuck all them cunts giving you shit

i mean the snek obviously

exactly, if anything the future is European, the usa is absolutely finished, we'll probably be getting American refugees within 150 years

yeah

trust me mate growing up with no dad around isn't fun
if you love your girl you'll be there for her

>eddie khs
>gets to hell
>harrases churchill etc about heavy bombers for eternity

do you need a driving loisence?

Yeh nah mate, it’ll always be me vs the family and when my own family is against me I lose so all I do is make her life hard and complicated when she’s so amazing already all I’ll do is cause her to be dragged down

Still not sure if I’m LARPing for help or what but I’m passed the point of no return for some sort of drastic action? Sneks not relapsed I’ve given her almost £400 yet and still giving me abuse lol
I hate her but she is a good mum

I've got a pretty respectable degree but the thought of going into the profession makes me want to die. I'm outdoors most of the day anyway and am active. Will look into it, cheers.

>thinking pol is better than this
>t. burger

Don’t love her mum mate
Never gonna work

Just watching reviewbrah's latest video. Can't wait until we get a nice UKUSA FTA lads so we can get some American fastfood places here.

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British politics is now so absurd that we have retreated into Timposting as the only coherent response

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I grew up with no dad, and yeah it’s shit bit an alcoholic bitter ex squaddie who everyone in your life hates. Right or wrong they are, she’s going to be conflicted

Pondless Waterfalls, and other Water Features!
Initial investment of $750 for the system. You'll need a truck, wheelbarrow, shovels, and some IQ.
Creative
Nature
Outside!
Physical but not debilitating
Relatively Easy
Huge Profit Margin
Expandable

Check it out. Take back the landscaping industry from the spics.
Put a crew together today, and get to work!
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>she loves me
>im going to kill myself anyway

If this isn't a larp, it's not worth it mate. I've attempted to kms a few times and the pain made me chicken out. You'll destroy her life by not being there. For real.

it helps (a lot) but not necessarily, depends where abouts you live
im in the uplands where transport is shit, but then there's also loads of estates n shit a good walk away from town, basically if you can prove you'll show up, even if you're walking 10 miles a day or whatever, and the site manager is sound (a lot aren't, same as any managerial shit) then should be fine, especially for the unskilled shit, they just want any cunt who will do it to do it they often don't really give a fuck really