How you doing NEETs?

>Imagine being so soulless you cant even motivate yourself to get a job

Was a NEET for 2 years (government disability benefits) now I'm cured and an Engineering wagie. I'm bored out of my fucking mind now.

Ideally most neets are single children with no siblings to make it 100% easier like i am. After that its just a matter of doing a little bit of effort online for government GIBs and faking some disabilities and your good to go for free money

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Life is suffering

Working from home is a good option if you need to support yourself.

Which government gibs can I look into? I'm tired of working.

NEET btfo

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WAGIE COPES ALL DAY

WAGIE COPES ALL NIGHT

NEET ALWAYS GETS TO PLAY

NEET LIFE IS ALWAYS BRIGHT

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weak

This picture always makes me laugh because years ago I worked at Amazon. All of their equipment is standup. Realistically you would be locked in the cage and wouldn't even get a chair.

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>trips of truth

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>GOT NO GIRLFRIEND
COPE

>tfw supporting a family of 3 with a 4th on the way
You'll never feel this wonderful feel

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>being proud to keep this backwards society a float
>being proud of being a slave to keep the system and 1% a float.
>being proud that your "hard earned" money is being used to promote trannies, pedophilia on kids and third world importation

Why should i contribute to society and a system that will take away my "hard earned" dollars away to fund pedophillia in schools, trannies, importation of third worlders and much more? Fuck society, i might as well be a leech and burden on the system rather then contribute to the broken system. Society is one big joke my dude, the neet life is the based life, and i can sit back, relax, and have a laugh at the world.

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I've been a NEET and a wagie
Glgotta say that being a wagie is better since you have more control over yourself
used to live with my mom, she paid for my food, gas, A/C, alcohol, everything, but she could order me around
since I got a job, I got a mommy domme gf, my own place, I drink way less, have almost enough for a down payment, no one bosses me around, and I feel useful for once
plus, my negligent and passive aggressive single mom can't make me do anything since I live 40 miles away. shit's cash.

If they’re going to work them 12 hours a day, the least they could do is let the poor bastard sit down

Don't know how the USA works friend, i've heard canada is much easier then the US

Neet of 2.5 years and not good. Parents threatening to shut off internet in September if I dont find a job I hope they change their mind.

The true NEETpill is real estate.
>Rent your house to someone else
>live in a shitty 1 room apartment with maximum C O M F
>Never have to leave, rent covers all your expenses.
>accrue enough NEETBUX to buy another estate
>Rent it too
>Collect NEETBUX at a comfortable rate until you die
Stay mad, wagies

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Are you happier though? Neet is pretty boring and soul killing anyways.

Well I suppose numbers don’t lie

>Rent your house
>Your house
where the fuck are you supposed to get a house if you don't work

fuuuuuark.

Do you literally live in a box outside?

>property ownership
If you have a problem with supporting this ass backwards society like I do then just work the system. It isn't nearly as hard as people think it is. Taxes are a trap for the uninformed and low iq. Cash is all powerful until they finally pull that plug, and then tangible assets will take its place

what you're gonna do when the housing market crashes and you lose everything

>convert all savings into physical shekels
>stash them away at a secret location
>go to Tel Aviv
>Kill a bunch of fags
>go to jail for 20 years
>get out when the crisis is over
>continue to collect NEETBUX

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Being a NEET was way better, I would read for hours a day and could basically do whatever the fuck I wanted.

I'm currently a NEET and I will never understand why anyone is proud of being a NEET

BASED Jew

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Loving parents, be white, no one hires you because you're white.
Easiest way to get NEETbux is to know someone who works in the office and they approve your NEETdom.

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don't know how you can be NEET. this is what happens when you dont beat your kids and put the fear of God int them. There is no such thing as a free lunch and for those that think this way are nigger-tier.

>Still talking shit about those amazon cages

these pieces of equipment are a godsend to OSHA.

Look up the Uncle Reemus guide to no work. I'd consider doing this, but I'm not a dedicated method actor, dont feel like getting committed, and no one will support me in the interm where it will take years for the social security judge to jiggle his balls and decide my financial future.

>Jewish slumlord
Really playing into stereotypes there.

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NEET for 12 years. I am a little different from other neets though. I don't collect any disability or welfare. I support my lifestyle through playing on the stock market with existing family wealth. I got bored of the 9-5 life. I do what I want. Go where I want. Eat as many tendies as I want. I don't owe anyone anything, especially this society in its current form. I adopted neetdom as King Nigger was being elected.

>Hurr durr, cope wagie, I can sit on my ass and do fuck all everyday, I bet your jealous hurr durr

BASED

>only being able to get some pathetic minimum wage job and thinking it's like that for everyone
My standard of living is infinitely higher thanks to being a wagie, but that's because I'm not poor.

Also, if you're a neet, you're an honorary nonwhite, because you won't be able to have a traditional family and keep up white birthrates. Basically an ally of the niggers.

Of course you don't inderstand NEET pride, just look at your ID...You're bossy need wagies!

I have a wife, kids, guns, I can actually do things on the weekend?

ever found pics of that thick HR lady? she still wonders in my mind since last you posted her a few weeks back....

>muh Jew landlord
We invented NEETHOOD. But you're an unironic, unapologetic wagie, so I wouldn't expect much from you.

Based!

Work under the table, or for yourself.

Looks like the boomers are up and at em. How’s retirement?

fpbp

Based

Wagies and neets can kill themselves.
Ecommerce master race. All benefits of neet life with more of the income than wagie life.

When the day of the rope comes, you won't be exempt parasite.

Weak

Working for the government is the best path.
>Lazy work
>Steady hours
>Don't gotta work on weekends
>Union
>Make more money every year
>Retirement is a done deal
>Nearly endless sick time, 4 personal days a year, four weeks paid vacation a year.
>Get paid with everyone else's tax dollars.

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I tried my hand at ecommerce, you end up working 18 hrs a day. Hardly neet like.

She's not around during the day for some reason. This is what happens when corportate eliminates HR to just one person. Amayzin'...

>But you're an unironic, unapologetic wagie
I have no choice as there is no family to mooch off of, plus the fact that NEETdom destroyed my family as my parents decided to just up and not work anymore when I turned 18, despite having younger children to take care of. One never knows when the charity would eventually evaporate.

"Retirement" is ancient history.

No everyone can be involved in eCom.

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>mommy domme gf
>no one bosses me around
Something doesn't add up here

how do you do it
where do you get money to pay rent, buy food and stuff

Any advice, user? Been laid off for 3 weeks and just started collecting UI, but that's not going to last long and defineately doesn't pay muh bills.

m.youtube.com/watch?v=fw_5glROXsk
Link related

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>just up and not work anymore when I turned 18
Must suck having literal niggers for parents

I just pulled a 16 hour shift and made 39K in a single week. Not only was I paid 39 thousand I also got a few months off.

Shock my cock lazy faggot

>this is what NEETS actually believe
the reality is a little more like you wake up, jerk off, and wallow in self pity until you boot up your Nofrendo Swtich go continue your dopamine rush. Then you beg your mother, who at this point hates you but can't bring herself to see you suffer because she's your mother, for some money to buy a new head for your fleshlight so you can jerk off that much better to your gook cartoons.

Meanwhile, I sit in my office all day shit posting on Jow Forums doing little to no actual work since women are in the workforce everything has been so simplified that any actual work takes a fraction of a minute. Oh, and I work with a bunch of horny nurses and CNAs who are constantly asking me out for "drinks"

Enjoy your silicon pussy, loser. No one will ever love you. Well except God, but he loves everyone.

Wagie works
and wagie sweats
When he'll stop
We'll take bets
Neet is comfy
Tendies there
Time is ample
Not one care
Wagie works and wagie dies
Neet eats tendies and some fries

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You might be bored, but at least you're not a parasite anymore. I'd call that progress.

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accurate

t. neet

Not everyone has the privilage of not having white niggers for family, especially when you need to financially support able bodied individuals who get uppity when they dont get cash to buy thier cigarettes, which equal to about 4 packs a day.

Maybe next life I'll be put with people who dont have thier heads shoved far up thier own asses.

Ok, goy

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Weak, can you even rhyme?

What about deliberately going to prison in a country with super comfy prisons?

Wut appen if law gets changed and retards get no cash
Wed end up with millions more of hobbos

Saved

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Neet, neet, life seems so sweet
No education or girl with cute feet
Your knowledge only goes so far
Into your anime loading bar
I laugh at you while I work hard
No money of mine into the ZOG bazaar
I live at home still and get an education
Neets gave up on their entire nation
Come back home neets, there's a place for you
And no, your waifu doesn't really adore you
Mama's boy but mama's tired
She acts like you're good but to herself she's a liar
Neet, neet, life seems so sweet
Tendies, sauce, fries, and treats
Neet bux coming by the ass load
To niggers too, but they waste their cash though
Neet is smart and wagie dies
But in the end, neet will cry

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You'd think people would realize by now how transparent their attempts at lying are. I mean, you're just pretending to be a retard... right?

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Can you read because plenty rhymes

RAGIE WAGIE
STOMPS HIS FEET
RAGIE WAGIE
CANT BE NEET

IF HE DOES
HE WILL NOT EAT
IF NO SLAVING
SLEEP IN STREET

RAGIE WAGIE
STOMPS HIS FEET
RAGIE WAGIE
SCARED OF NEET

WAGIE CRY AND WAGIE MOAN
WORKS HIS FINGERS TO THE BONE

WORK AND WORK NO TIME FOR FUN
ONLY EXIT IS A GUN

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NEET here, married with two sons and we're trying for our third. Must suck to be so busy wageslaving that you can't play with your kids all day. Oh wait, do you even have kids? Do you even have a wife? Now get back to work and earn me more gibs, my oldest wants a new Trackmaster.

Make up childish rhymes all you like, nolife. I'll be smashing nurses over here.

Well played, sir. Well played.

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...

Neets btfo, look at the cope

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C O P E
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P
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Is everybody in Wal Mart fucking fat?

>She's not around during the day for some reason. This is what happens when corportate eliminates HR to just one person. Amayzin'...
What's her name? so I can at least have a name to fap too.

The best way to do it is to bust your ass in your teens and twenties, making as much ON THE BOOKS income as possible. Then get disability and retire at 30. By then you've paid enough into social security that your SSDI benefit will support a mortgage and a family.

No, that's just how Americans are. I am ashamed of my countrymen. I even live in one of the hottest parts of the country so you'd think people would be in decent shape, but they aren't. The hambola has spread here too.

I work 4 hours a week on my amazon store and make about the same money. However, I am always on vacation.

The life of a NEET?
It i never complete.

Why ask mister Pepe,
Who refused the Navy,
What his life was like,
Laughing at the Kike.

Yes we know,
While we grow,
That you laugh at us,
And make such a fuss!

Yet when we are both matured,
It is the wagie whose life is secured.

For one day old uncle sam will fidget,
With a quick look at his budget,
Then axe dem Gibs and Dats,
Ending the life of such brats!

I'm already 29 and have a unskilled job making $16 an hour. I guess it's too late for me....

Only if you pretend to work and not break a sweat from lacking pep in your step and pulling pallets of water. That, and you're competing with the obesity rate in the US as it is.

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>Gib me dat
Call yourselves what you want. You're just niggers by another name.

>Also, I get government gibs so I'm not broke.
>government gibs

Then you're not a NEET, you're a N.....

Shitposting with all the kiddos must be quite a full time gig

>Was a NEET for 2 years
You are like a little babby. I'm on year 7 and still loving it.

Idk what kinda ecomm you were doing, but it sounds like you were doing it wrong friendo. I spent, max, about 2 hours when I have to restock my inventory. The rest of the month I am either looking for more products to sell for even more money, or literally doing anything I want.

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Make your bed you pathetic loser