/tea/

>be american tea enthusiast
>hear British people in a video talk about scum on top of their tea
>look it up
>brits have such shitty water that it literally forms gelatinous shit on the surface of their tea
>despite this they happily gurgle it down on the daily

Jesus. What the fuck, dudes.

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Don't forget fucking milk in tea. Absolutely disgusting.

It's the fats from the milk.

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at least we still have our foreskins

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Haha burger never seen real milk

Our tea is very strong and is nice with a buffer.

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Hey now milk tea can be a top tier beverage.


Feels good man. Not all of us are without foreskin

>Brits don't fluoridate their water
>Tea is full of fluoride
Kek
fluoridealert.org/issues/sources/tea/

At least we don't take lard in our tea Ameritard

fellow foreskin bro, checking in. I especially enjoy pulling it up, to wash my helmeted warrior, in the shower. Call me crazy, least i'm still a whole man.

I think they drink that treated shite. Basically UHT milk.

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no ice tea drinking ass dudes

it ain't homie. When I add milk to my tea there's no scum at all. even raw milk doesn't form scum on my tea.

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I've heard Americans putting butter in their coffee.

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>american trying to troll english water
that's ironic

not a troll. deep concern.

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My water looks fine although anyone not filtering their tap water with at least Berkey black filters (plus the fluoride filters if their water is fluoridated) is nog tier.

Slightly sweet ice tea with lemon is my favorite.

>american concerned about non-americans
You are on a roll today user. pretty funny.

Any of you tried a blend of black tea and black/roasted mate? I bought a bag once a lifetime ago, and couldn't find such stuff ever since. It was hands down the best tea blend I've ever drinked. I wanna try to recreate it myself, but don't know the correct proportions of tea/mate. Fuck, even roasted mate is some seriously rare shit around here.

Well, there's essential oils in our tea which also float to the surface.

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a nice milk in a tea can be quite good. I prefer a bit of honey though.

I like my tea unsweetened. But coffee and honey however...

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Isn't most of your water undrinkable and full of fluoride?

Butter goes good with everything.

Lactose intolerant Mutt

I've never tried this combination. i will go to the tea seller at the market in my city and mix my own blend this weekend.

that was my point as well but american's don't do subtle.
a third of their country has gas in their water because of fracking.
half is full of fluoride to make up for toxins.
70% is drinking bottled water because where else can you get safe water?

yes. but it does not form scum on top.

It doesn't. It's quite specific in it's applications.

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tea with milk is delicious

Can't beat a lovely cup of tea

this was a trend among people who were doing strange diets and workout programs. was called bulletproof coffee.

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It's fucking hard water and depends where you get your water from. Filter it before fucking your kettle up and having shit tea.

tea makes everyone happy.

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There's one in a row for you, Nigel.

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Bulletproof coffee? The name is stranger than the ingredients.

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Feels nice being intact and not marked as a goyim slave

Maybe that explains their poor reputation of having disgusting teeth, they drink tea scum
Fucking bongs

Tea is a natural source of more fluoride naturally than what is added to tap water.
fluoridealert.org/issues/sources/tea/

tea is lovely. protects against internal diseases of all kinds.

this thread is about tea. Please stay on topic.

Uncultured retard

Good quality tea has much less.

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>eww brits put milk in black tea
>omg have you tried this Chinese tea it brewed in milk

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Actually. I thank him for reminding me how much I despise Jewry. Almost forgot.

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Good luck!

Meaning the other tea is for poor Bongs only?

Poor Bongs don't drink tea. They lack the taste-buds, they've devolved.

then that's not milk breh, or your not heating it enough

people stopped drinking loose leaf after their grandparents

Its making a huge comeback, the only good thing hipsters did

Was a fookin yank noe abaht tay? Tawkin bout scoom?! You’re de blahddy scoom ya fookin pratt. Me gran made me yawsha tay an sconz every day befoa she passed, god love er. Onleh to ava yank coont insult ENGLAND owa tay choices? Piss off.

1. Luv Cahling
2. Luv Me mum
3. Love Norf FC
4. Luv a cuppa yawksha
5. Ate yanks, frogs an Huns.

Simple as.

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I have never scum before so looked it up

>This is due to permanent hardness which contains the sulphates of calcium and magnesium, which remain insoluble even when heated.

I have never been in an area with hard water, I don't know why if they complain about the scum they dont get a brita filter

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>forms gelatinous shit on the surface of their tea
Because they use tea bags, and chemicals are released by the bags.

Lol simple as

Loose tea leaves in a transparent teapot with scones, jam and clotted cream. The sustenance of Empires.

worse, everyone here drinks 2% for some reason. Fucking water flavored milk.

Sorry, mate, you are not drinking real milk. Real milk makes scum when heated.

its no secret youre not supposed to drink the tap water here

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>doesn't now that tea has oils in it
>oil and water don't mix

Faggots, so many faggots in this thread.

Nigga... its not our faults our parents are retarded and were brainwashed. If people still do this shit in 2019 with the plethora of knowledge we have then fuck them

Ahvin a cuppa this on a chilly norf morning is blahddy good mate.

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Skimmed milk is white water.

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might have to try that
I've been doing a splash of almond milk

If you add milk to tea, either:
-your tea is shit
- you are shit
- a little bit of both

Only a bit. I mean I have mine as a builders brew.

Gone all poofta on us lad!

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If you put a 1:1 ratio of sugar to tea
>you are fat
>you are a southerner
>you lost the civil war
>you have to pick all of the above

idk about tea at all but i find s o y milk to be my favorite in coffee

Deary me!

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no. i saw the milk come out of the cow myself. I believe this is a result of hard water.

i have done the experiment here. and I cannot get scum to form on the surface of my tea. the fat content in the milk causes it to coat the sides of my cup but it remains a homogeneous solution. if i boil the milk itself in a pan or a microwave it forms a film from coagulating proteins, but I cannot seem to replicate this in a cup of tea.

youtu.be/Fhuc6qOGNPc?t=123

i am trusting this man as he is a tea scientist.

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>f i boil the milk itself in a pan or a microwave it forms a film from coagulating proteins
that's supposed to be the thingy