Greenland

>Denmark
>"come and take it"

ok

*NAVY*
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DEN: 3,400 personnel
USA: 329,867 personnel

DEN: 16 ships, 28 vessels and 30 boats
USA: 288 ships, 3,900+ Dept. of Navy manned aircraft

*AIR FORCE*
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DEN: 3,476 personnel
USA:
321,444 active duty airmen
69,200 reserve airmen
105,700 air national guard airmen

DEN: 93 aircraft
USA: 5,047 aircraft

NUCLEAR SUBMARINES
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DEN: 0
USA: "The U.S. has 18 Ohio-class submarines, of which 14 are Trident II SSBNs (Ship, Submersible, Ballistic, Nuclear), each capable of carrying 24 SLBMs"

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THIS is why you Europoors need to fucking pay up for the US protecting you, you should all be speaking Russian/Chinese

based. the amount of euro delusion when it comes to military is hilarious

LELZBUMP

imagine being this much of a retarded boomer cheerleader

I still don't get why Euros don't just build a fucking military. Outside of just being able to swing your dick around, it's a lot of fun!

Oh shut up and unite south america into one nation complainy pants

Argentine Air Force
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Equipment:
139 aircraft/helicopters
Personnel:
13,837

hahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha

Based colonial Jew goblin army.

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Because they are totally ruled by females and Jews

Sell it to us for a good price or we’ll buy it from the natives for trinkets, beads, and rum

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>the dick gets cut off
No, just the foreskin.

*blocks your path*

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Don't fucking dare to fuck with demnmamammark, unless you want to fight a collision

checked

based

the truth

You're too much of a pussy to even defend your southern border. You could have drones capable of killing or knocking out every Dane simultaneously and you still wouldn't do a thing unless Netanyahu tells you to

We are going to free the people of Greenland from Dane oppression. Let freedom ring!

we literally put babies in cages do you not watch the news?

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Because last time we did we almost took over the world, but your CIA niggers in cooperation with the communist trannies demoralized our countries and prohibited us to have armies.

Yet your pathetic excuse of president came begging to Franco to help against the communist tranny menace.

You goblinos and ogros de las americas are just insufferable at this point, never in the history of humanity a nation has been proud of being ignorant and dumb, but here you are, the proudest retards of all the retards.

I would shove my 22cm penis in your females but I don't want to have a child with 66% european ancestry, neither I want to bother translating metric into your retarded and dumb braindead imperial system. Just by the fact you use the imperial system makes you instantly retarded and meme nation. Look at yourselves, it's all fun and giggles but you are a meme nation, face it goblinos.

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>America we will never allow you to take Greenland!
We will fight to the deat-

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End result is the same.

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GREENLAND IS OURS-

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/thread

>have billion dollar warship
>sinks

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Well shit brah, all those boomers are almost dead, you wanna buy some guns now?

Greenland is going to be our Australia. Except instead of prisoners, we are planning to ship 40 million illegals there so they can start building the 51st state- North Nuevo Mexico.

Fuck you America we will protect our land-

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>norwegian flag

A military to send to die for Israel? I'd rather sit here and focus on feeding the sheep if you don't mind

For fucks sake, what happened?!

denmark is part of europe, guess what europe has that stops any country no matter how powerfull ? nukes

300 french + 225 british, even if the brits leave that's still enough to destroy the us in retaliation

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>tfw europeans get off on calling us inferior mutts everyday even though they train with broomsticks and aren't trusted to have any weapons
obsessed

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>woman navigators

what a surprise

Awww man, I don't mean it like that. You can point your guns at anyone you want! I'm just saying it's pretty cool and you should have one. No agenda (other then selling guns)

>Female captain
>Literally brand new ship
>Female captain panicks, crashes it into oil tanker on maiden voyage
>wew lad

lel, implying the us and the kikes don't know your nucular codes

you lost
>"but the way you won wasnt fai-"
YOU LOST

lmao @ you niggers with your nigger tier intelligence thinking for one moment war and conquering needs to be "fair"

its also why youre still a little peon bitch making less than 50k a year

I reiterate this!

USA:
4,018 Nuclear Weapons

Kek

Norway, Denmark whats the difference

>tfw europeans get off on calling us inferior mutts everyday bla bla bla seethe bla bla

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>mutt fantasies
you are a subspecies user

>seething this fucking hard over a Jow Forums shitpost
Have sex.

I have gone from being pro-US annexation of Greenland to pro-US declaring total war on Denmark.

The Danish PM is a smug cunt and she should watch her fucking mouth. The weak need to fear the strong once again.

All you'd do is irradiate your own country when they get shot down instantly.

nah the captain was a male, but he was not on deck, but resting in his cabin.

But 4 out of the 5 navigators were woman... the male navigator also was not on deck... go figure.

Shut up and go away, faggot. Stop posting this autistic kike garbage.

wrong, apart from the fully automatic weapons i get as part of my job i am legally allowed to own semi-auto rifles as a civilian, same goes for germany and a lot of european countries

Women are the band of America's government, military and economy. They should stay home and actually raise kids or actually have them.

Imaigine being such a seething mutt you want to go to war with Denmark.

why are you posting a norwegian ship sinking to prove a point against the US?
I can tell you're a low IQ chicano

Obsessed larping.

Imagine putting women in charge even for one second of anything of importance.
What a dumb idea

yea cool, you have more guns than us, and how about niggers ? how many do you have?

>SEETHING so violently you can't read

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Like when the spics conquered you demographically and ensured your descendants will be brown?

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do you undertand the point of nukes ?
yeah we can destroy the us 1 or 2 times while you can destroy france 50 times, but it doesn't change anything at that point of destruction, principle of assured mutual destruction

>mutts claiming military prowess when they cant beat Afghanistan in 18 years

>66% european
>flag
the projection of you arab rape babies is palpable

Shut up faggot it’s called shitposting
Low iq Mexicans can’t into the subtleties of bants so more than likely YOU are the mutt

>principle of assured mutual destruction
And that's why nobody will ever fire nukes. We can burn Denmark to the ground and nobody would fire a single nuke.

They are brown skinned so they blend in with the dirt it was hard to see them.
Your blonde hair will be a like a warning beacon in the middle of the blue ocean, you danes will be put to rest within the week.

>other then selling guns
european armies use the superior Deutsche Qualität guns, go sell your stuff somewhere else

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That picture describes you, you dumb arab rape baby

>only genuine mutt countries and useless nordoids post this shit

>spends his entire day talking about how little he cares about being called a mutt

works the other way around, you will never take the risk, if i told you we will invade canada and you won't do anything about itbecause of nukes, do you think it make sense that we take the risk to attack in the first place ?

>occupation of nation with intent to pacify and rebuild is the same as just nuking copenhagen and looting what we want

Why are Europeans so fucking stupid holy shit, the conventional Afghan/Iraqi forces were defeated in less than a month

France can't destroy the USA because 20% of your population is in the Paris metro area while only 6% of our population is in the NYC metro area.

The real American population is too diffused across a wide landscape for your meme country to defeat us, you are too urbanized.

lmao

ok get ready for this, frog

the USA has 14 up and running Ohio Class Nuclear Submarines, each with 24 Trident I Submarine-launched ballistic missiles, each SLBM carries 12 MIRVed W76 nuclear warheads capable of hitting a target from 7,000 miles away.

ready for it?

thats 4,032 (300–475 ktTNT) nuclear warheads. for context, Hiroshima and Nagasaki were less than 30 ktTNT.

4,000 nukes, each over 10 times stronger than Nagasaki and Hiroshima, aimed directly at you from fucking 7,000 miles away, 800 feet underwater.

show some fucking respect, we could wipe you cunts out in a heartbeat

An elephant shouldn't feel so proud over it's ability to squash a mouse.
"We could totally DESTROYYYY Denmark"
Take on China, I'm sure that'll happen, then we can talk about your so-so military.

How much is all that shit gonna cost?

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>You nibber, u not conqueror t. 56% Luz

Do you know who coined the word "conquistador", Sha'Queefa? Don't forget you never conquered ANYTHING, you just rebelled against your OWNERS, which were the noble englishman, that exported thousands of criminals and irish alcoholics to populate their new colony. You are so fucking dumb, that my company sends us to the USA to fix some of the german industrial machines you bought because there's nobody competent enough in the states to fix them. What can be expected from a nation that uses feet and thumbs to measure.

It's not seething, you are just tiresome as fuck with the denmark subject.

You all talk about muh aryan heritage (56% max) but yet you are the obedient dogs of Israel and the only valuable thing for you is money. You are one fucking pathetic and pitiful nation, no relevant history, no relevant culture/art, no relevant anything, basically an irrelevant nation, just Israel and NWO enforcers.

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I say we side with China and Russia and completely FUCK the entire continent of Europe

Who's gonna fire the first nuke, and why would they do it? There are other alternatives for fighting an enemy.

did i say you couldn't destroy us ? that's the point i was making, we can both destroy each other

we also have nuclear ballistic submarines with at bare minimum one always operational somewhere, you would be foolish to think we wouldn't both get destroyed in this scenario

About 10000 walls.

USA only has 288 ships? That seems so low. Why? An entire navy is just 288 ships? That seems ghetto as fuck.

>never conquered anything

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Imagine losing the Faulklands to the world's most overrated military.

A larp slide thread. At least title humour or post it to bantz.

Well, technically it was the Jews who conquered.

> that horrible trigger discipline

> well trained

Honestly I could go for America cucks Europe round 3 just to prove a fucking point. Euro’s and their incredibly gay leaders have gotten waaaaay too uppity. Watching that smug Danish PM cunt with her mangled teeth insult the US was the last straw. Euro’s should be grateful North America allows them to exist.

It is always MUTTS who use the derogatory assumptions of ancestry attempting to "discredit" someones oppinion. Truth is that I know my case better than any of you and I know that I have more european ancestry than you will EVER have or any of your descendants, that's why I don't have to resort to it when making an argument.

Go get a foreskin reconstruction fucking Israel mongrels.

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Anchor USS George HW Thundercock in Nuuk harbor. It mysteriously explodes!
Those damn butter cookies!
Get this show on the road, I'm almost jingoed out, c'mon already.

Russia and china like us, its you that everyone hates

you'd be foolish to think we don't have the capabilities to shoot your nukes out of the sky

shooting down 400 vs 4,000 is night and day different

wtf this is the "Entire U.S. Navy Fleet in One Chart"
...this has confused my outlook on the world. this shit is much smaller than i could have imagined. if you blow up 1 aircraft carrier you've destroyed 1.5% of the entire navy. wtf.

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his index isn't on the trigger, and even if it was, it's a special force unit, they are an exception to this rule in my country, i know the same goes for the gign

Meh, we could probably scuttle half of them and be fine. In the age of cruise missiles, a blue-water navy is just a big, expensive, slow-moving target.

Was hiroshima conquered by America? Do you know what conquer means?

You never conquered anything, you never anexionated any land. In fact you lost against a bunch of farmers and angry housewives in vietnam, despite having superior technology, basically 100 years ahead of them.

Since then you only pick fights against countries that are still in the medieval ages, like Iraq.

You are really, really dumb. I won't even bother to counter your arguments anymore I'll just keep laughing at every retarded thread you make about Danmark.

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What the actual fuck do YOU have to offer China and Russia? it would literally take the entire EU, China, Russia, and Iran to have a fighting chance against us.

the US and Russia could reach and agreement and destroy your entire continent by ourselves

navies always looks small when put on a chart, but you need to realise the strategic value of a ship compared to a tank or a plane

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>arguing semantics
>shifting goal posts
lmao, its come to this.

>it would literally take the entire EU, China, Russia, and Iran to have a fighting chance against us
Now there's an idea. I mean, China, Russia and Iran already hate your guts with a passion, but now you've started pissing off EU as well with your demented zog boomer going around doing the diplomatic equivalent of taking a shit in the punch bowl. Is it conceivable that a world war could happen where the world unites to glass US-Israel? A man can dream.

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FRENCH NAVY
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36,331 personnel (2016) and 2800 civilians (2014)
180 ships
178 aircraft
pffttthahahaha

Except we conquered a tremendous amount of land from Spanish rape babies

see
you would still lose

not to mention
>behind every blade of grass

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Rofl...yeah right, it's not like there are other players in the arctic area who'd gladly come to our aid for a piece of Greenland-pie...oh wait *katyuscha-sounds intensify*.

That, or we'll line the Greenland border with Potemkim-schools made out of Lego and staircases without escalators, americans be proper scared of those.

you have no idea about the militaries of the world because you sit on your little soft nordic ass protected by your daddy, the USA, but times are changing, bucko.