Brit/pol/ - you're from sainsburys aren't you edition

>Britain will break off most contact with EU in TEN DAYS
dailymail.co.uk/news/article-7376065/PM-vows-break-nearly-contact-Brussels-focus-taking-UK-EU.html

>Humiliation of Prince Andrew continues
express.co.uk/news/royal/1167633/Prince-Andrew-humiliation-Queen-Elizabeth-ii-save-Andrew-Windsor-Castle-palace-staff

>EU rejects Boris Johnsons request for end to the backstop
theguardian.com/politics/2019/aug/20/donald-tusk-rejects-boris-johnsons-bid-to-remove-the-backstop-brexit

>Human traffickers using 'begging gangs' as slaves
theargus.co.uk/news/17847646.gangs-control-street-beggars/

>Cruise ship captain ordered Greggs for 700 passengers when they docked in Newcastle
thesun.co.uk/travel/9754222/cruise-captain-orders-greggs-sausage-rolls/

>Vandals set fire to wheelie bins in Croft
warrington-worldwide.co.uk/2019/08/20/vandals-set-fire-to-wheelie-bins-at-croft/

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>How to stop farting.
youtube.com/watch?v=gnSKcV6l5A8

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youtube.com/watch?v=_qhLPWcm-0w
theguardian.com/commentisfree/2019/aug/21/1914-brexit-calamity-inevitable-remainers
youtube.com/watch?v=aLMU_84BLLM
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My mate phoned up buckinghamshire vunerable people phone number and they said they are very well aware of tim, don't think it's going to last long m8s

no autistic americans beyond this post

I would consider using a different flag, but none of them appeal to me, and I would probably be recognized anyway.

Reminder that soon MozHogs will take over the UK, but won't breed with the slackjaw whiteys unless they convert to Islam

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>"urgent" meeting
>can't be arsed to do it until next week
Absolute state of the opposition lel

news.sky.com/story/jeremy-corbyn-calls-urgent-meeting-on-tactics-to-halt-no-deal-brexit-11790741

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>my mate
you*

These rats are no one's brothers.

To the guy who's trying to kill himself: I slit my neck. It doesn't work.

he's on holiday in Africa right now. Could have just stayed in London t b h

anyone else absolutely fed up with the state of UK music, seems everything is just London/Manchester or Brum black rappers.. music is terrible too.

nah we have a group chat about tim and apparently after the last few days he was legit worried, i'm enjoying watching the spiral

Tim posting has gone from a novelty to banal and worn out repetition. He isn't funny and neither are you spamming this fat spacker in every thread all day long.

Post neck.

The Thread & Eddie

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lmao

Ameritwink?

Two of Tim's neighbours were in the comments to one of his Youtube videos yesterday, one of them said that the police are monitoring Tim's Youtube channel. Fuck knows what they think.

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>a group chat dedicated to timmy
lmfao i never cease to be amazed by britpol's autism

Eddie has been forced into one of his "suicides" because Timmy has been getting all the attention.

>grime “””””””””””””””music””””””””””””””
Went to a party the other day. Faggots idea of a party playlist is barely comprehensible nigger speak on top of a stolen beat

youtu.be/uAOR6ib95kQ

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fuckin lel

It's shit man. Either wailing wog music, or whites trying to act like them.
Music's been going down the pan since the world wars as our culture has crumbled.

Here's some good patriotic music youtube.com/watch?v=_qhLPWcm-0w

kek

>finish on her face just to top it off

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Rafael Behr in the Guardian sounds like he's given up:

>Intuitively, the return of parliament next month feels like the beginning of a final act. In truth, we cannot plot the current moment on a narrative arc that bends out of sight into the future. Many pro-Europeans expected that by this point public opinion would have shifted definitively against Brexit. The strategic folly of surrendering a lead role in a continental power bloc was advertised in every scene during the article 50 negotiations, alongside lurid examples of prominent leavers’ mendacity. But the great Damascene moment has not come. It might never come. An orderly transition is still available. Gloomy forecasts can be wrong. In turbulent scenarios there will be foreign capitals, collaborationist civil servants and defeatist remainers to blame.

theguardian.com/commentisfree/2019/aug/21/1914-brexit-calamity-inevitable-remainers

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Saw that website yesterday that lists him as an actor.

Makes me think he's just a troll.

I though that at first, but he's been at it for years now. If it's a performance art project it's a bloody good one.

today has consisted of
coop microwave chicken curry
8 chocolate digestives
large coffee
at what point do I kill myself

>If he is acting this, he deserves every award in the world for being the best actor to have ever lived.

We meet here today to honour the life of Eddie. We give thanks for his life and ask God to bless him now that their time in this world has come to an end.

For Eddie, the journey is now beginning. But for us, there is loss, grief and pain. Every one of us here has been affected - perhaps in small ways, or perhaps in transformative ones- by Eddie. His life mattered to us all.

It is important for us to collectively acknowledge and accept that the world has fundamentally changed with his passing. We are all grieving. Life will not be the same - nor should it be. Together, let us open our hearts and commemorate the impact Eddie had on us.

Please stand.

Eddie is now safe. He is already on their way to heaven to enjoy all which awaits there. Let us say this final farewell to his body as we commit Eddie's physical form to its natural end.

Eddie, we bless you and thank you for being a part of our lives. We honour your life on Brit/pol/ and we pray for your peace ever-after. We will not forget you. Go well into the kingdom of heaven.

We have been remembering with love and gratitude a life that touched us all.

I encourage you to help, support and love those who grieve most. Allow them to cry; to hurt; to smile and to remember. Grief works through our systems in its own time.

Remember to bless each day and to live it to the full in honour of life itself - and of Eddie. We often take life for granted and yet it is the greatest gift God gave us.

He's sailing the Good Ship Kia to calmer waters.

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shakespeare innit bludting

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He's drowning in a bathtub in utter agony, I don't think that's a good way to go, even for him.

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pretty sure that was the sound of water flooding into eddies kia

Eddie, if you are still here, here's some music to ease your passing to the other side. Goodnight, sweet prince:

youtube.com/watch?v=aLMU_84BLLM

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Why didn’t he just get a gun and blow his brains out?
Or exit bagged?
Fuck sake if you’re gonna kys and ignore all advice to carry on, at least do it properly.

what you having for your tea lads?

i just told you

We ask you please, Lord our God, as merciful and forgiving as you are to take Eddie's soul to Heaven, peace be upon the wicked who repent. Ashes to ashes, dust to dust, the end of an era....
Amen
youtube.com/watch?v=Y9_JN49DpKE

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Cheeky pizza takeaway

bolognese

a chocolate bar

Only one coffe?!?!?

AND NO TEA! Im on cup No.22. The nights still young.

highwaycodeuk.co.uk/uploads/3/2/9/2/3292309/the_official_highway_code_-_20-08-2019.pdf

What's all this about Eddie?

Chicken tendies. But with the exotic twist of having them in wraps with salad and mayonnaise.

Round my nans, she made cottage pie

alcohol

>Cheeky pizza takeaway
Is that giving money to black or browns?

Id guess the blacks cook the Pizza's in your town?

Is this Remove Kebab PewDiePie is playing in the background? youtu.be/8iqy9RjIyWQ?t=190

I don't drink tea, and I'm somewhat surprised that, as it seems, it is still so ubiquitous among the British,

Just gave me some scones and a cuppa, comfy desu

>PewDiePie
Never have. Never will.

should do a image like this but with all the tripfag standing at his coffin

Just got in, the fuck happened to eddie, the fat cunt top himself or something?

Pube was jealous of his popularity and started to bully him until he left.

>I'm somewhat surprised that, as it seems, it is still so ubiquitous among the British,
People literally live on tea round these parts. Worse in Ireland. They push it on you like heroin. See.Mrs Doyle.

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he's been trying to neck himself because the snek is cutting him out of the babies life and he getting the sack for being drunk

He may have passed away a few hours ago
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are you the one who made ohhhh bibbly wibbly

Kek.Youre going to end up talking like that irl mate.

kino

ffs kek

There's a wild wide world
Made of people like me
And they can't wait to be
With people like me
But what do I do?
I sit here stuck
With you know who

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Oh, brow of my beloved
Oh, you're always
You're always the same
Oh, you're always so furrowed
Yes, you're always exactly the same

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Going through this aftys threads. That wasnt him with the vodka and paracetamol was it?

One of the images seared in my mind is when Captain Landa puts his cigarette out in his apple strudel.

Anyone think Markle looks better with her more rounded features.
I think she looks better with a pudgy face.

did he really take all the pills? what a madlad.

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whisky neat and ice cream sandwichs from lidl

What thread did all this happen in?

See you later cunt, Amen.
youtube.com/watch?v=DbHP9NtSnB0

the previous one

>Mr Speaker, I move that we shoot them in the head and throw them in a ditch, today!

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hope so

music for eddie's funeral
youtube.com/watch?v=sUgoBb8m1eE
youtube.com/watch?v=sUgoBb8m1eE
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>farage still seething over his poll numbers

The angels have come to take him away
*must be quite a few of them

youtube.com/watch?v=W2OOXYV_e_c&ab_channel=PoliticalWorld

The Remain side never had a satisfactory answer to this. Even Leave's continuous dodging on the economic harm due to leaving is less blatantly shifty. They can speak until their blue in the face as to the benefits of being in the EU, but this still raises the question of why freedom of movement is essential to those benefits, and merely reiterating the EU policy that the single market requires freedom of movement only begs the question. Even those who shift to the benefits of immigration can't answer why the UK still shouldn't have control over it. The argument at that point, as, I'm sure many EU zealots say to themselves, is that a unified Europe is more important than a nation state having the autonomy to regulate its immigration, or even that immigration is so beneficial that the UK should not have the right to regulate it. Whether these positions are valid are not, no Remainer would dare say it because of how repugnant they would be considered by the British people.

Farage always was, and always will be, a protest vote.

last thing he said was 8 pills and half a bottle of voda

Tbf I think that 1960-2010 was just a fluke for British music.
Before 1960 Britain wasn't known for music, we produced only one mediocre composer throughout the entire golden age of classical music. Meanwhile Germany and Italy can lay claim to three centuries of amazing music.
Things are just going back to their old state.

eddie is K.I.A

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I hope they engrave that on his tombstone

Of course, the poll numbers are more important where he would focus his efforts in a general election, which would be areas that support Leave, but which are represented by MPs who support Remain.

Will there be mass remainer suicides on Halloween? That'll certainly up ghost density, and the UK can become the #1 spooky holiday destination.

Got this far, he doesnt sound right tbqh. Ffs he fucking better not have

archive.4plebs.org/pol/thread/223881247/

counting eddie that's 1 so far

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Simply one of a kind, to say he will be missed is certainly an understatement
youtube.com/watch?v=I2RTVHWsA6g

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we should spread his ashes at the liverpool docks then to the pub for drinks and nibbles.

Burgers in a tomato and thyme sauce with fried onions and garlic on couscous.

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Who/what is WN?

RIP Eddie
youtube.com/watch?v=h_ULg4RSy5Y

>Tbf I think that 1960-2010 was just a fluke for British music.
Fifty years is awfully long for a fluke. Should we also say the early 18th century to the early 20th century was merely a fluke for German music?