Greenland

TRUMP will use the Monroe Doctrine to acquire Greenland by force.

*Sniff* what is that smell?
Smells like oil to me.

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As Denmark said, Greenland is open for business, but as the sovereign state governing Greenland, Denmark has the final say on who can come, where they can go, and under what terms they can do business.

>biggest island in the world
You're an idiot who doesn't understand topographical maps.

It's covered in fresh, drinkable water. This will become more relevant with time.

They won’t sell it you dumb fuck. We dont care about USA

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ameriTARDS thinking they are getting their wall
ameriTARDS thinking they will invade mexico if they don't pay for it
ameriTARDS thinking they will invade iran and steal their oil
ameriTARDS thinking they will take over venezuela
ameriTARDS thinking they're getting greenland
ameriTARDS thinking they're getting greenland by violence/threats
ameriTARDS thinking they're not an Israeli attack dog
---you are here----
ameriTARDS thinking they will take on the EU
ameriTARDS thinking they will take on the whole world
ameriTARDS thinking territorial expansion is a good idea because it will make blumpf popular
ameriTARDS thinking donald "all my grandchildren are jewish" trump will win 2020
ameriTARDS thinking that anything good will happen even if he wins
ameriTARDS thinking they are not a joke
ameriTARDS thinking their country is in some sort of golden age, neglecting its' advanced social decay

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China just made an offer as well.

what if we traded u nukes? You could wipe Sweden off the map before the brown wave hits you

baed and redpilled

u seem upset

lmao, so far the only flags to defend Denmark are shitty Balkan countries. Is your sister an escort there or something?

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On scale 1 to 10, how drunk are you?

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Neriullunga kalaallit poli-tikkeritta paasisimassa-gaat nunarput qanoq ulorianartigisumik inis-sisimalersoq.

(Screw this, I am going to go buy beer)

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Bedste Grönland.
Gammeldansk > Jack daniels.

general consensus with people there btw
>kek
>well we sure got a lot of pr for this at least
>not going to happen
>skepticism about trump(all though he did give them a lot of pr)
yes lit the last one tons of them say that

>denmark
>final say
Sure they do.

people just think the whole situation is funny ie,
>hey we're famous nåw!
>nobody even knew who he were prior

oh yeah beer before the jews shut the beer sale down (34 min from now)

>I AM THE CHOSEN ONE
youtu.be/lzlxrPC_E_U

You are only allowed to acquire lands for israel, mongrel. Get to it!

Colorado, a state with a similar population of Denmark has a larger authorized defense budget than Denmark. I'm certain the Rhone Island National Guard (Army and Air) along with the U.S. Coast Guard, can conquer Denmark within a couple of weeks, if not days. Greenland will be ours.

>neo-liberal post-modernists
>Denmark

Autist

Thats the Art of the Deal.

If I was Denmark, I wouldn't sell Greenland either.
kek

Based Kees

US will buy Greenland and the EU will pay for it or the US leaves NATO.

They're all pedos in Denmark. They rape 15 yr olds.

Why would a pedo rape a 15 year old person?

>flag
>The American Republic of Greenland
what the women look like over there?

lmao top butthurt

you can fuck right off, trump had to fucking ask for an invitation to get one in the first place

proxyfagging mutt by the way, doesn't know that all the people on greenland are danes

It IS the biggest island.

stay mad

>all the people on greenland are danes
[x] doubt

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Most look like HAPA.
No proxy faggot. Internet is too expensive to host a dumb service like that. There are at least three of us that post here frequently.

For you.

>being this buttblasted when everyone laughs at trump

Yes they are but would you rather be part of muttland?

We'll trade you Greenland for Skåne and Puerto Rico.

>Is your sister an escort there or something?
rekt

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Hmm apparantly Obongo is going to denmark soon though. It has happened so many times now that he either trails or go before trump....

Probably to still undermine him...

Catching on. This whole thing is about BTFO Danish PM, not Greenland.

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Doesn't matter. Most people don't care. The only people that do are the assblasted faggot Danes.

>This whole thing is about BTFO Danish PM
But for what reason?

They are the ones that always stand by you in your retarded wars etc, doesn't even complain

ugh beer today. why? today is not friday.. oh well now it's here

Now he is on a NATO rant again. I just knew it.....

lmao

>what reason
Take down globohomo

Wow Based and GreenPilled

I have read the Norse Greenlanders were partially absorbed by the Inuit, so you probably have Norse ancestors. Though they'd be Norwegian/Icelander rather than Danish, though "Greenlander" would make the most sense though they no longer live in Greenland- most moved to Iceland.

haha where?

he is going to pop it eventually a more reasonable request.
>can we has naval bases at your east coast
is what is all about the timing and all

what they are going to answer to this though, over fellow whaler here has to answer What do you think people and your gov will say if they come with such a request?

If they wanted that here people would be super pissed, as it only escalates shit with russia, which we managed to keep it relatively cool with(could have been really bad) all through the cold war. Even demilitarizing svalbard and allowing them there to mine

that doesn't even remotely makes sense man, you don't know enough about denmark. They are actually very based esp compared to the rest of that cancer called the eu

don't conflate. trump doesn't war.

>offer
we have plenty of diversity for your strength.

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Tree fifty

PM’s response to Trump’s Greenland leak was a test and she failed miserably.

twitter.com/realDonaldTrump

>100 years without contact
>"why did everyone leave for Iceland"

600 years is a good run but ultimately Norway and Denmark mismanaged the situation.

it has to do with their pissing contest they got going on now since 2014-ish

what just happened is that russia had a massive drill in the north sea, and all these nato generals etc is claiming they have a new strategy now, a bastion defence.
In effect they draw a line from greenland, just north of iceland and all the way here.

This will block out nato ships from the south, which in turn would keep them out of range to nuke moscow. I am not a strategist obviously, so I am just parotting what they said at the news.

Straight after / during this though, then trump started to ask about buying greenland.... so that's what happening, if he just wanted resources, well they say american businesses are welcome, right now. Open for business but not for sale.

So this is what it's really about, as it would break russian superiority in the north sea and press them back

Just have a referendum and get everyone living there to vote to join the US, a few libs will cry invasion for awhile but it won’t do any good.

it’s about not letting russia or europe encroach on our continent.

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we don't call it the 500 year night here for nothing man...

in fact this country more or less died in 1348 due to plagues on top of fucking unions. Shipping iceland even seized, so the plagues never came there. russian and norway was the areas where most % of the people died of these plagues, it devestated everything

Then on top of this, the little ice age hit, and made it impossible to grow shit there anymore. They were farmers, and they did not adopt the lifestyle of the inuits which are so adopted to live in extreme cold. Ie eating seal stomache content to get vitamins to survive where nothing grows, not kidding, that's what they had to do in the old

so last spotting is whalers that got off course and landed there in the 1500ds they only found a dead man laying on the ground recently deded. They consider this the last settler but who knows. First in the start of the 1700ds they sent a new bishop again. Iceland survived, so they thought this would be the case of greenland too.

But no, only inuits survived the cold ice age

when in unions too you know, focus was europe now, we didn't rule our selves anymore. Europhile nobles grabbing ass with those other weirdos. This shithole got so fucking poor man, people were lit slaves in all effect of the word, serfs who did not own their own land

I wish they'd do that with Canada. Fuck our SJW chinacom government.

>1348
also where our language died btw
1348-1500-ish (plague times)

this is when we here at the mainland go from old norse, to this weirdo dutch-norse hybrid language we speak today.

All the ones that could write were the first to die of plague. Because they were priests and bureaucrats, which all people came to all the time.. so they got infected and died out. So very fast there were none that could even write or read left

Hansa influence later directly, and also now danish everywhere..

danes already parted from norse in the 1200ds due to the influence from them though.

Iceland it survived, in faroes they are kinda like between nynorsk(our 2nd written language) and icelandic, but more like icelandic. Is been corrupted some, here have traditional song song
youtube.com/watch?v=-PXqGsuDCEM

yes long bump, because why not

also any naval base at svalbard is not going to happen

user, too much to read, but you seem smarter than the average bear. Do you think a deal could get done.

>svalbard

I don't think anyone ever mentioned your island. Are you trying to be relevant?

President INRI.

It's about retarded Danes letting the Chinks get a foothold in the Arctic

user the naval base thing is what I wonder, and I no fucking idea what Tiguaq is going to say to that, no idea at all

at least they are not doing like india, malaysia all these african countries etc...

to start making/buying harbors etc.. see china uncensored on this they break it down for you... you are going go WTF man...
but yeah that's not good

Are you the depressed one. Have you contacted your doc yet?

How is neoliberalism related to post-moernism?
What does a market economy have to do with post-modernism?

It's part of the Chinks' way to control things and gather intel. They want to get on the level of the USA, but they know no one will let them put a Chink military base in their country (other than some African ones). Controlling logistics is the next best option.
No, that faggot lives down south where there's actual shit to do. He should just kill himself or leave.

project iceworm

If you became a State how rich would you become. Are you a landowner?

All Greenlanders are depressed. Look up their suicide rates.

I own land in the USA already. Land here is worthless unless you live in the few cities.

American faggot who got banished to the Thule base detected.

BASED

Maybe Trump should reconsider, might increase tourist traffic and quality of life for the locals.

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btw to sum it up how they have managed to do this, is to put them in debt
>hello there you god damn ni.. my fellow human bean
>I am just like you a bean, here want to borrow tons of shekels?
>Let me build your infrastructure, these ebin ebin, racist colonist have neglected after their left
>I am a commuist, i am your fren... is like we don't care about muneys and shit
Hey you now owe me 6 billion shekels, when are you going to pay?

no shekels CHINGCHONG YOU FUCKING NIGGER, USELESS USELESS NIGGER

look i tell you what, what if you give us this harbor here, we just need to protect our investments, we protect you too

hehe something like that.
Be very on alert, they have their agenda man

1 danes are weak little bitches and faggots dominated by their women
2 this is what happens when you let women in charge

FPBP and nice US ID.

btw I was meming this country drunk, I just posted comments from your news papers, or parts of it random places

then at some article I didn't know it said
t. somethingsomethiing

it was one of you wasn't it, I am sure it was

In my defence it was by accident

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Yeah, that's pretty much their gimmick.

Insist on Statehood or no deal. Alaska and Hawaii made bank, but there would be alot of changes.

Herodotus, please.