> wakes up one morning, looks at the globe
> Randomly decides that he wants to buy Greenland for 50 bucks and then flood it with shitskins and Jews
> Denmark doesn't want to sell it for 50 bucks
> Clown cancels trip to Denmark
> Starts nagging again about how the US is being exploited by the European countries the US occupies
> Wants to tell other nations how much they should spend on defense
Is the US president retarded?
I'm quite certain he's going senile
Greenland isn't even close to the US, entire fucking Canada is in between
>muh nato
lmao
how to tweet a land grab by Donald J. Trump
>> Wants to tell other nations how much they should spend on defense
They have an agreement that they're suppose to do 2%, which other countries constantly fail it.
This is textbook virgin response to someone who wakes every day as a chad. If the president wants something, he can get it and there isn't shit some irrelevant non-American can do about it, sweetie.
The US used to maintain a "no Euros allowed in North America" policy back in the day, and we backed every fucking rebellion Spain faced throughout the 19th century.
Maybe Trump is bringing that back.
The agreement was 2% by 2024 you fucking mong lol
Yeah probably.
So? That Didn’t stop us grabbing Alaska, did it? Or Hawaii?
This is part of the plan
You just don't understand he's just pretending to be retarded.
absolute madlad
Lmao imagine being a mountain jew and not knowing that Denmark is hemorrhaging cash not being able to pay for Greenland or its own GDP so it was trying to sell greenland to China
GOD I JUST WANT TO BE ANNEXED
I HATE THIS COUNTRY
Not for long.
Yikes, you have no idea how NATO contributions work. Instead of being a pretentious seething faggot every waking day, just kill yourself.
It’s a giant resource filled island that no one is using except for some suicidal Scandinavian incels that are too socially anxious to live in Finland.
>going
He already is. Slurs his words and rambles incoherently whenever there's not a speech written by a Jew on a teleprompter. Didn't go to Denmark because he's unwell.
we're taking canada too nigger
>muh u can’t buy Greenland
You can buy anything, dumb ass.
It's the most obvious case of clown world ever but Trumpshits are too cucked to admit it.
They pretend this is a serious, good idea.
Everyone with a brain is laughing.
Thank God Denmark still does, which means there's no chance this ever happens.
Oh, and spare me your bullshit white power fantasies about seizing Denmark by force or turning it into a skinhead colony.
It ain't happening.
The Orange turd will be in jail and President Biden will be doing a lot of apologizing for his inanity.
>randomly
okay retard
move out of toronto you fucking retard
lol I'll burn down your "white" house, retards.
nothing, whats wrong with you?
>thinking we care
>implying we aren't preparing to avenge the burning of the White House by surrounding the Canucks
what the fuck would there be to discuss?
Denmark is not going to sell Greenland, end of discussion. Denmark would just be a fucking joke if they were even willing to discuss it.
>If the president wants something, he can get it
Except Greenland or a wall.
Uhhhhhh...u gay
we're going to slather our pancakes with your blood
I wonder what's located in Greenland....
Denmark IS a joke. They’re less relevant to the world than fucking Detroit, one of our third world cities filled with niggers.
They’ve had plenty of time to turn Greenland into a real country and they chose not to. Now it’s USA’s turn.
The United States should forcably take Greenland and Mexico. Change my mind
Dont you dare talk shit about my president you mountain kike
Yes. Just take a look inside a /ptg/ thread. We've been trying to convince these people we elected a retard for almost 3 years now.
Pic related is most of America at the moment
>we
that would require being fit for service you mixed-race human blimp
He's not even the first president to attempt to purchase Greenland.
You lefty propaganda cucks are fucking seething.
>t. danecuck hiding behind US proxy
>The United States should forcably take Greenland and Mexico.
I'm going to forcibly take your virginity.
45 is gonna create #51. Fuckin MAGA to infinity. I love this alpha leader. Barack who?
and yet here you are discussing denmark
Pls impeach this faggot.
And you failed spectacularly, refusing to understand why that is. But you are in luck for I have entered this thread to specifically reveal to you why that is. You ready? Here it is.
>You, the people you loosely associate with and the things you stand for are much fucking worse than what we have now. Anybody with an IQ above room temp is seeing it and they don't want what you are peddling, faggot. You and your ilk are fucking poison.
Alaska wasnt a sovereign nation with its own king, we bought that shit from russia fair and square
>45 is gonna create #51
And turn it into another Korean/Philippino/Poo/Nog/Beaner colony? What's the point?
They can't sustain the status quo. Maybe 100yr. Lease to the United States.
>third stage of grief: bargaining
Sometimes Trump is a cool guy but today he is just fucking retarded.
>randomly
okay there bucko. never forget there are clandestine operations going on between superpowers lal day every day. people used to think the syria thing was pointless and had no explanation too.
soundcloud.com
arctictoday.com
reuters.com
In the future Greenland will BEG to be purchased by America. Screencap this.
learn2greentext boomer
Average Danish people think Trump is an idiot, that America is corrupt to the core and that capitalism is evil and the welfare state is a good thing. Our media has done it's job well.
No country wants to give up territory unless it's in dire straits. How would America react if Japan wanted to buy Hawaii or something? America has a history of buying its territory instead of conquering it, but that precedent isn't universal. It was either hard wrought through conquest or a lengthy and expensive colonization. Plus, it's a massive blow to a nation's image if they just sell off gigantic chunks of territory. The only people behind his idea are Americans unsurprisingly. Not a slight towards them, but still. I don't see why they don't understand why nobody other than them is on board with it.
>greentext is just for quotes
Go back to your void.
sure the idea is far-fetched but Greenland would be of great strategic value. It's not random, two US presidents have floated the idea before.
>Greenland isn't even close to the US, entire fucking Canada is in between
what is Alaska
Not for long. Here's my proposed borders for the new states.
1. What does Denmark want with Greenland anyway? Trump mentioned they loose $700m on it annually, which I haven't verified but sounds plausible.
2. If Greenland achieved statehood status in the US, they would have more self-determination than they do now as a semi-autonomous region of a European kingdom.
Americans actually think that Greenland is made from clay
>everybody who calls me out for my egregious display of newfaggotry is a shareblue shill
>I am not a boomer
It's for quotes, paraphrasing, copying text from an external source, stories, and as a substitute for bullets. go the fuck back to t_d if you don't feel like lurking before posting. Nobody who's been here since before 2016 still supports this zionist faggot and Jow Forums has never been a trump appreciation forum so fuck off back to your john deere you geriatric cuck
It also has Canada between it and Greenland. Is this the power of the US education system?
>leaf
Opinion discarded
QUICK QUESTION AMERICAN
Where is Greenland located?
stupid comparison. Denmark spends 500 million a year to support Greenland. They going broke supporting thier new refugee class. In a few years they will be begging us to buy Greenland.
Nah, you can look up the agreement yourself. The agreement was that they would work towards 2% by 2024 if they weren't already at or above 2%. This is a fact.
If you'd like to explain your position, I'm all ears. I'd love to hear about how these countries have failed to meet a deadline that's four years away.
quoth the NPC, with his 60 IQ kneejerk reaction reply as he struggles with the lack of a downvote function on his recent arrival from plebbit
* been to the island
>In a few years they will be begging us to buy Greenland.
Yeah, they'll just be begging us to buy all of the oilfields and resources that the melting glaciers are currently in the process of exposing. LOL
1. That same question can be poised of America and every single state that takes more than it gives to the economy. You keep them because of history and the effort it took to establish them to begin with. I'm sure you'll shitpost that you'd happily sell Illinois to Canada or California to Mexico, but would you actually want them just taken, just like that? Also, you answer this more directly, when the ice that covers much of greenland melts due to climate change, it'll actually be a very profitable piece of real estate. They're thinking long term - VERY long term.
2. I don't know what any Greenlanders actually think of this deal, but so few people live there that they're probably extremely apathetic to the situation as a whole. Plus, statehood isn't guaranteed. Puerto Rico is STILL waiting.
the fuck is your point? I'm just pointing out that the US is already non-contiguous so that's no reason not to acquire greenland.
Sold us the Danish west indies. ( now US Virgin Islands )
Its also for pointing out implied messages in a post, emphasis, general bants, etc. Greentext is like the word "fuck" that can be used for whatever the user wants to use it for.
>Jow Forums is a neetsoc board
No it's contrarian. You want a larpy hugbox? go back to your faggoty discord and tell them what you learned while you are at it.
>Denmark is hemorrhaging cash not being able to pay for Greenland or its own GDP.
National debt:
Denmark: $119,794 Mill.
USA: $20,698,470 Mill.
he is entertainment for the sistraction as we rush to the collapse of civilization
Don't you have some dogs to fuck, or something?
They are generally pro US. Plenty of jobs and supplies from US military. ( continuous presence in Greenland for 70 years )
>Is the US president retarded?
Yes. And he's still a better choice than any Democrat.
Join NATO, faggot. No one thinks your country is actually neutral.
Canada is more expensive. Soon, my brothers, soon.
>/ptg/
>calling anyone room temp IQ
AHAHAHA
Historically we are notorious landgrabbers. So why act surprised? How long must Europe, contintental Europe in particular, posture with fake outrage over things America has always done.
We need canada. white people belong in the north
So what is your problem with the Jews?
>Its also for ... general bants, etc. Greentext is like the word "fuck" that can be used for whatever the user wants to use it for.
lmao and you wonder why we tell you to lurk before posting
>>Jow Forums is a neetsoc board
never said it was, but the fact that you're denouncing national socialism proves you're from plebbit
>everybody who doesn't support Israel is from discord
100000000% boomer
>leaf fuck dog haha now what I am so smart
t. NPC
Large parts of nova Scotia are former Americans who left during the revolutionary war. So called loyalists country. Beautiful there in the summer.
>we
>no u da newfag
You won’t do anything. You were still British during the war of 1812, and you asked politely (READ: Like a bunch of candy asses) to be freed.
And you weren’t even truly independent until the 80’s. Lmao.
I fucking LOVE when Eurocucks, with their vast inferiority complexes, fucking seethe here when anything American happens.
can't wait
How is Greenland even Denmark's property? Did they first stepped on it and declared it theirs? Fuck it, just take it, and say "I'll pay you later".
he makes a pretty good point pffffff
>The Nortwest Passage is retarded.
Because of the Panama Canal it is obsolete.
There is no reason to maintain a longer and more expensive sea route.
>n-no u!!!11
why do you boomers love Israel so much?
you lost vietnam lmao cope moar mutt
Go be neutral somewhere else.
failed shill go to bed and has a grapefruit
>implying that all the faggots living in the plains and the mountains won't do some guerilla-tier shit
>implying that first nations won't fucking destroy your military while drunk off their ass because they think they won't get gibs anymore
fool
It can be used for implications
>tard
>faggot leaf that needs raking
See