Brit/pol/: Ode To Eddie *Edition

His vocaroos sounded like a man in distress, showed his texts with his ex too (unless of course he text himself). Just uneasy seeing another man like that, he could just be the greatest larper of all time though of course

This kek, he's probably been drinking

Somebody post a picture of Eddie in his signature sunglasses

Have you read the HIGHWAY CODE?

highwaycodeuk.co.uk/uploads/3/2/9/2/3292309/the_official_highway_code_-_20-08-2019.pdf

Call it 25 and let me suck you off and it's a deal. I'm Scottish though so call it 10?

COME ON MATE I'M STRAPPED FOR CASH

here u go

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>bubble and fart games
Im not gonna look it up. Explain this. I can work out the fart bit, but what are bubble games when they are at home,.........farting out soapy water maybe?

Eddie cmon lad you cant die like this

Anyone else been watching this series?
Absolute madlad

youtube.com/watch?v=M7w986ni7_g

He is amongst the top of the LARPers, mate.

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Going the way of YKVD, or whatever.

I hope he dies

can't beleive he rationed on tesco gummy bears

nar im gonna give it a watch though
been watching loads of Big Lez and Mike Nolan atm, dunno why. funny as fuck tho

Haha aye mate. Saw it on my recommendations.

I’d love to do something like that, not as autistic as going in a straight line but walking/hiking across the country.

Is Eddie still alive?

fucking hell woes just do an ama for supachats

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F in chat
RIP my nigga Eddie
this drink's for you

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Haven’t be on here for a while, what’s all this about fatso? Has he finally succumbed to the bottle?

pic related is a 10/10 in bongland

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wow he's even making you envy him for having sex from the grave lmfao

Might have some more of the co-op own brand whisky in his honour

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>laying down all day sleeping
truly swinelike

not the time lad, eddie's did, half the chat are in mourning, the other half are celebrating. either way, show some respect

I'm new to this. Who is this guy?

sounds like you're familiar with my scotch blog

dead*

i guess he'll never get to the boatyard now

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Currently raising a glass to eddie and going to have a minute of no posting out of respect

its only swinelike if you get a biccy alarm

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Spent about 15 minutes trying to turn this brightcove video into a webm.

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Can't believe he didn't wear gloves

yep, he just uploaded part 5

Now THESE are the type I fuckin LOVE.

First on left and second on right. Good God. What I wouldnt do!

You guys are clowns, king Edward of Jow Forums is not dead

you fags made the mods ban me so how the fuck should I know eddie died?

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>tripfags
>norfposting
>slagposting
>cokeposting
>frogs
this is one shit general. gammons are such losers.

That's a fancy train

Post with your proper flag you cunt

What a touching tribute

why does pure flake intimidate you?

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See.

state of this man's groundhog day meals, it's like council estate pub tier food.

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I miss Eddie. Things just wont be the same without him. Remember when he replied to every individual ID in a thread threatening to punch them in the throat. Good times.

RIP Big Ed

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What's going on? Is he finally dead?

Fucking hell lads, can't believe Eddie's actually gone, who will fill his shoes?

I wished him merry xmas last year. He said he hoped i got ball cancer.

no I won't, I like pissing off mongs

said the mong

lol

Lads, sounds fucked.

Tell me if this is a good tune.

youtube.com/watch?v=tK0SEmAzgdw

he will be if the coward actually shows up for a fight

Did the devil paint that?

I just want him dead, don't care how, although the more humiliating and painful it is, the better.

Get that inta ya, my son.

>no u!
lol, you are pathetic

Elevator pitch on Mike Nolan?

Rip piggy

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Great director, The Dark Knight was a great movie.

>had a junk food binge at my flat last night
>woke up in morning feeling tired as fuck and so fat because of last night's coffee and binge; browsed internet on phone a little bit but then went back to sleep
>woke up again with a retailcuck interview to go to but I was so tired that I had to lie in bed and skip it
>browse internet, drink coffee
>go to my NEETbux meeting at 1.30 pm
>it's warm and sunny and I see multiple qts and Staceys; this demoralising trend has continued all day
>my assigned NEETwrangler is this 30 something thot who literally wears braces on her teeth
>leave meeting and go to a retailcuck job interview, which is really casual
>I should emphasise again how many Staceys and qts there were; I was in a touristy area
>go to library and borrow a fiction book that I am sure I will unironically like
>go in to central London for my usual walk, while listening to Cumtown
>now drinking coffee
>not sure what I'll eat

I feel happy at the realisation that I have been unhappy consistently through pure NEEThood in both London and my home town, office jobs, education, and retailcuck jobs. It shows I am an intellectual who is not hugely affected by material affairs.

I have to give up coffee and junk food or else I'll waste all my savings but I don't want to. Even when my new job starts I'll only be able to save a few hundred per month if I live frugally. I am such a loser compared to the Cumtown people. They are winners of the nu-economy.

I haven't gone to the gym for a few days because of tiredness and because I finished a routine and haven't chosen my next.

I'm on nu-NEETbux, which means that for every pound I earn, 67p will be taken off my NEETbux. It's a good system but when I only have less than two months before my new job starts, there is little incentive to spend all my free time on a full time minimum wage job only to make a few hundred more in the end. Although that extra few hundred is an embarrassingly high percentage compared to my savings.

Great performer. Sang at Eurovision when it was still good in a crap way rather than crap in a gay way.
Still going strong.
Thought he been dog whistling /pol users or something.

ive actually been off the hard shit for a month or so, although im polishing off a bottle every two days atm so i dont know if it was actually a good idea to quit the pharms
but w/e its progress of a kind?
anyways i just posted the pic to make druglets seethe lmfao

shit mate, they're larping as the clash or something, it's a dead genre and just sounds cringe today.

sounds like a LARP t b h kid

you can make way tastier and unhealthier food than even big johns can provide if you put in the effort you fucking nigger

All that tiredness and lethargy could also be a symptom of the big C.
Get checked

youtu.be/Stw20G0sfh0
PULL ME OUT DONT WANT IT
DONT WANT IT
DONT WANT IT
FEEBLE FRAIL AND ROTTING
IN THIS STRUCTURE THATS COLLAPSING

eddie isn't dead , hes trolling the /ptg/

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Cheers, bud.

Gotta sort out me drivers. No vids and no sound.

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twitter.com/mikenolanfizz

>whitoid music
>oooooooooohhhhhhh baaaaaaabbbyyyy
>why did you leave meeeee baaaabbyyy
>*increasing bpm*
>wowowowowowowowowowowowow
>*one beat of silence*
>i wish we never broke up
wopwopwowpwopwowpwowpwowpwopwowp
pwapwapwapwa wowpwopwowpwopwowp

blackoid music
>yeh ya dun know
*some kind of electronic trumpet*
>its big spliffy here yeah?
>its a mad ting
bummmmmbummmmmbummmmm bummmmm
>yeah blut got dat gotti got dat shotti kill a whiteboi tokk dat hotti
>me and my black gang dangerous
>kill dem bois like fuckking on ya anus
>dont be racist doe cuz mans going far yeah fuck all you white people and all you niggers stopping my money ya get me?
>blup
>saff london innit
bwoooop bwoooop bwooop

womanoid music
*some kind of xylophone and a beat*
>ooooooooh baaaabbeeyyy
>im a strong and big guuuurrrrll
dumdumm boop widdy dumb dumb
>miss my bf though whi cares?
>now i got a nigger biyfriend in a gang
>oooooooooh baaabbeyyyy
>even though youre 12 you should copy meeeee
*silence*
>bumbumbumbumbumbum

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Bet you he didnt say "slaughter"

I hope edward is alive

Sheeze me dawtur - Steve from Corrie

you need the updated version

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idk man, Duterte is pretty off the wall.

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go listen to grime or something you stupid nigger

Could be anywhere in Asia or North America

Garish monuments to some Qatari sheik's phallic insecurities

Forgot picture lads

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Lads, do i watch the news or some new docuthing starring Gemma Collins(Obese, culture-less reality ho makes a living from yo-yo diets and her personal struggles conceiving)

Fucking stupid cuck

watch neither and play minecraft?

based duerte