Pls for the love of God, ban me mods. I have a business. I have shit I need to take care of. I have been posting on this site nonstop in recent days. I don't want to. I fucking hate it. It is addiction. Internet addiction. It's just such a convenient distraction. But a lot of the shit posted here is dark, and drags my mind into dark places. I become a much more dark and mean person the more I post here. Plus my work suffers.
Pls ban me. I'm sorry for having to make this post and shit up your board even. Pls just ban me for a good and long time. You will be helping me in my life and doing a good thing for me if you do. And honestly, sometimes I just post mean shit on this board and then walk away and I'm like "WTF, that is totally unlike me".
I'm such a totally different person when I'm not here.
I keep telling myself I just won't come back on and post again, but then I always do. I require a banning. Pls help me.
I am a fag, and a bad person, and a loser, and all the bad things. I don't care. I just need to be banned so I can move on from this site. I suffer badly from internet addiction and depression. It's one of my greatest downfalls in life.
Alexander Carter
>Doesn’t know how to get banned here Do you even post? I got a one month ban for posting “what exactly is the problem with BLEACHING Hispanics?” and had some thot as the pic
I don't want to post anything mean bro. I posted enough mean shit over the passed few days. I was posting a bunch of shit against autistics and incels. They are mentally ill and I feel bad about it. Being here just brings out the meanness in you and I don't like it. IRL and in my normal mindset I'm not a mean person. I just pay attention to politics so I ended up here
Zachary Myers
What is mean about it? It is pretty hilarious to watch people get so butthurt
Juan Perez
You should probably mention all your post are satire and stuff before you go. Like this ironic Hitler posting I’m doing now, satire like everything else I’ve posted here. See I’m a good goy Alphabets!
>I got a one month ban for posting “what exactly is the problem with BLEACHING Hispanics?” and had some thot as the pic Based mods
Jayden Thomas
Nah IDK I don't like it Nah I def never posted anything illegal or violent or inciteful or anything. I said nigger a few times and I talked about how Jews are largely communists, but other than that aren't normally that bad. so IDK. In ordinary circumstances that would make me pretty bad, but I guess by Jow Forums standards that makes me really tame, like Mother Theresa or something.
That was me in that other thread, yes, and a lot of the posts about how our alliance with Israel isn't that bad are from me too. Whenever I post that shit it always gets a bunch of (you)'s. IDK. It's the truth I think, not even trying to be a dick about that.
Anyway, I'm not a Jew. Everytime I post that stuff everyone says I'm a Jew.
I don't even fucking care. I just want to get banned from this website. I've been posting so much lately. Fucking dominating my life and interfering with important shit. This is a persistent pattern in my life. Fucking internetting is like crack for me. And as long as I'm away from the internet I can mostly get my life in order, but once I start spending time on here it just dominates everything and rips me apart.
Go to the German general and post a few Taylor Swift pictures and you will get banned.
Nicholas Stewart
Bans dont prevent you from luarking anymore newfag.
t. Hands free fapping
James Stewart
The ride never ends OP the jannies will keep you here now no matter what so make the most of it and become an untouchable shitposting crimelord instead
Leo Turner
get your shit together, OP
Close your browser and get to work on your actual life responsibilities.
Ian Sanders
>phonefagging Ah so you were projecting all along lmfao. Fuck off newfag.
Jonathan Nguyen
>Projecting Do you even know what that term means?
Lurking is never a problem for me. I don't do it that much. It's only when I can post that I have the issues. Yes, this is me, literally. It makes me stupid and ruins my life.
Isaac Wilson
tidy
Adrian Cooper
Just post a "fuck jannies"-thread, repeat until you banned. Not so hard
Austin Watson
Imagine the smell
Matthew Parker
wow. this has to be the most pathetic effort post i've ever seen
Kevin Baker
Get some self discipline Listen to Kocko Willink and Robert Frank
