Brit/pol/ - RIP Daisy edition

>Police shoot 'Daisy' the cow dead in cul-de-sac after it escaped from abattoir
dailystar.co.uk/news/latest-news/police-shoot-daisy-cow-dead-18978765

>Merkel: Backstop alternative 'possible within 30 days'
bbc.co.uk/news/uk-politics-49427674

>HS2: Review to examine costs and benefits of rail project
bbc.co.uk/news/uk-politics-49420332

>Trafalgar Square stabbing: Man knifed in central London
bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-london-49429513

>Woman stunned after boss asks her to shave legs as having hair is 'unhygienic;
mirror.co.uk/news/weird-news/woman-stunned-after-boss-asks-18979271

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first

nigger, one fucking second kek

Can't believe the National Akkadian Front was so white supremacist
youtube.com/watch?v=5ir53StY280

the cow story must have pushed eddie over the edge

Now that Farage's poll numbers are in tailspin - watch for him to launch an attack on Boris and Rees-Mogg. He is desperate.

>british
>white

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RIP Daisy

Bong police are subhuman.

I'm no vegan faggot, but that cow earned her life as far as I'm concerned. Breaking out of a slaughter house with no thumbs is an impressive feat.

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>>Woman stunned after boss asks her to shave legs as having hair is 'unhygienic;
>"The only time I shave is when I'm dating a new guy in my life and I've been with my current boyfriend for three years now. He doesn't give a rats a** if I shave my legs," she wrote.
>"I told him I didn’t understand what that had to do with me shaving my legs and he was just absolutely quiet. I asked him if he shaved his legs and he still said nothing. I then stood up and said if we were gonna keep talking about this I’d prefer HR to be there and he just told me that we didn’t need to discuss it any further."
>Body positivity and promoting our natural selves is at an all time high - but clearly some people didn't get this memo.
Body Positivity: Putting in zero effort and expecting the same respect.

A cul de sac? Or a veritable pied-à-terre of the mind where phantom cows reflect our uncovered memories of home? This is how the built environment nourishes us.

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Her bf is either a complete faggot or a labour voter.... same thing I guess.

But no self respecting male won't care about disgusting hairy female legs.

fuck off kevin stop posting here

this t b h

to be honest

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They like to claim body hair is natural, but what they fail to realise is that body hair is a natural gender signifier. It's associated more with men due to facial hair. Therefore, when a woman shaves her body hair she appears more feminine.

this. The gorilla should be transferred into warehouse work.

When you phone a call centre, do you guys prefer an Indian or a Scottish person?

Kino

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Indian, at least I know they're British that way

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>pied-à-terre
And the award for the most middleclass expression of the evening goes to...........

BUY THE FUCKING WATER FILTERS.

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So funny story
>Wife is on this app to hang out with other mothers
>Gets contacted by an 18 year old white girl with a black daughter who wants to meet up
>I say don't bother with a coal burner, she agrees
>She's also on a group chat with church friends
>This girl joins one day
>Keeps talking about her problems
>Wants to go to university live her life blah blah
>Doesn't go bro church
>Father not around
>No family
Why are white girls so fucking dumb lol

Class

>an Indian or a Scottish
Indian is probably whiter, but id still identify more with weegie than with a spicy smelling fellow

why are you so intimidated by beautiful unspoilt british rainwater?

Let me guess what she wants to do at uni: Sociology? Child care?

Is Eddie dead?

youtube.com/watch?v=JxPj3GAYYZ0

But Jamaal was real good to her. He might be in prison now for aggravated burglary, but he's just misunderstood. People don't know him like she does.

Buy your toothpaste from him too

I knew what this was without clicking on it, so I clicked on it, and I was right

just pooed out of my arse and it stank

nah he was posting again earlier

no wipe required??

Oh good

Did he have to go to hospital?

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a royal rubbing shoulders with a kike paedo

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based papers poster

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Ever done a wee out the end of your willy m8?

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Gotta wait for this spazzo to stop spamming papers

probably should've gone but don't think he did
unless he was larping which is likely considering it's eddie

She could import a subhuman slav (me) and have mongoloid kids instead.

ask your wife about those secret facebook groups populated by thirsty mums who post nudes and show off to other women.

all done lad. I'm boycotting the guardian and the time.

>Meghan's pal hits out at "racists"
Oh no, I hope they don't hit me.

Great work there user. Thanks.

>Can we risk an open marriage

The sun is such a shit paper

>metro
>promoting degeneracy
>london

I kinda want to know how they judged him to be too tanned though.

Hmmmmmmm

betrayal incomming

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>Too tanned to borrow 70 grand
I wish more men had a similar attitude to women who use fake tan and turned them down. Disgusting practice.

pretty obvious they looked at his recent transactions and realised he was trying to borrow money for more tanning sessions

She actually said that the problem of the border with Ireland could be solved after Brexit in couple of years or if Brits solve it within the month they may agree on the May's deal without the backstop.

shut them down and take the parliament off them today

I like it when tim's happy.

he was paying 500 quid a month on tanning so they wouldn't give him the loan

>the cow was destroyed
Why are you anglos like this?
Why can't you just say "the cow was put down"?
"The cow painlessly died" and "the cow was destroyed" are two different things. When I read "the cow was destroyed" I get a mental image of the cow getting entire dispenser of .50 getting dumped into it, what the fuck.

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found the vegan

because it sounds cooler you nonce

this is concerning. the backstop wasn't the only atrocity in May's WA.

Why do you fucking care so much you pleb

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and legally, we could remain in the EU bullshit zone indefinitely.

No thanks.

>The baby burnt to death
>The infant died in a fire
You've got to go with the more emotion inducing line.

So he is just going to repackage Mays trash?

I agree. But on the press conference they were talking only about the backstop, the border, the Friday Agreement and that this issue threatens the integrity of the Single Market.

>A British Royal
>A kike paedo
Is there a difference at this point?

what else would you expect from amnesty johnson?

royals, police officers, bbc employees
all hand in hand nonces

Probably. Time will tell. Hopefully France and Ireland will stand firm and say backstop must stay so we can No-Deal our way out of the bullshit.

The UK is one big grooming gang

It needs to be a no-deal exit, Vasili. the irish border is being abused to cuck the UK into a shit deal or no exit at all. imagine the media seethe if there is a no-deal exit

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>Man goes fishing in one of London's docks / canals
>Having a decent time
>Catch a pretty big fish
>Measure it up
>Get it stolen by a fucking gobby feral shitskin with an accent that makes me want to go on a murderous rage.

youtube.com/watch?v=7-4EKI-gSiQ&t=1s

Just fucking nuke this country already.

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EU pretend to care about Ireland, but clearly don't:
youtube.com/watch?v=_RZqoQ4UNiA

are timmy's an outlaw

Reminder that Vodafone is not held up to the court order so Piratebay and others aren't blocked.

Should have let him cook it. He'd have probably died.

I don't care about Ireland, if I had it my way the border would make the DMZ in Korea look like the entrance to Disney.

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piratebay works fine here on BT broadband

I just use:
knaben.ru/ThePirateBay.php
It's one the mirrors that never goes down. You get a lot of annoying pop ups mind.

BT. Be there.

agreed

Fuck Nigel Farage,

>tfw GER was used on Brexit so that'll never reach the point of happening

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He is a no vegan faggot.

I've heard several times that It's only still up because the CIA and GCHQ are actively controlling parts of it now, it's a trap, and not the type /b/ likes either, is this bollocks? Because I don't use it.

agreed, useful idiot in the Euros, but needs to fuck off now.