She’s coming, burgers
She’s coming, burgers
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>"berg"
What exactly is this bitch trying to accomplish here?
Who?
Can someone give me a run down?
you mean
> cumming
?
being alone on a boat with 5+ guys...
I need a bog down as well.
Rollin for pirates to give them a little arr and arrr.
She's a literally autistic child whose special interest is climate change.
Soon
>loose
This bitch going bald
I don't take orders from fetal alcohol babbys
lets sink her fucking ship
idk I think she's cool
She's coming for your guns, incels. And you WILL hand them over.
Is she loosing her mind at sea?
I hope so, I hope they lose navigation, get lost, and have to resort to cannibalism
Is it too late to organize a naval blockade?
I'd make a crack about how she's only losing her virginity, but she's a euro zoomer, and I would thus be telling a lie.
how blown-out are her holes going to be by the time she gets over here?
its all fake. Shes a fucking ANTIFA plant.
>pic related look at the shirt.
humanize ANTIFA, ANTIFA GOOD GUYS AND GALS
its all fake. Shes a fucking ANTIFA plant.
>pic related look at the shirt.
humanize ANTIFA, ANTIFA GOOD GUYS AND GALS
its all fake. Shes a fucking ANTIFA plant.
>pic related look at the shirt.
humanize ANTIFA, ANTIFA GOOD GUYS AND GALS
Day 9: The sea madness is really taking hold now. I've been drinking plenty of sea water but I still feel thirsty all the time. I know there are plenty of supplies but I can't stop thinking about cannibalism. It would be so simple to kill them all in their sleep, drink their blood, feast upon their entrails and their brains, their delicious fatty brains.....
How is it that I'm a balding man and yet I have thicker hair than this girl?
>Who?
>Can someone give me a run down?
She's an autistic Swedish girl who according to her mother has the power to see CO2 in the atmosphere. This ability lets her divine that man made climate change is absolutely real and so she had to quit school, stop washing herself and sit in the street with a poster about the impending apocalypse.
The globohomo UN and their communist friends throughout the west caught wind of this very special child, and because everyone who is not a brainlet is now laughing hard at their climatlology pseudoscience, and they don't dare arguing it anymore since their prophetic prognostications have failed too much, they saw a divinely inspired opportunity. Without delay they kicked all the Jewish propaganda apparatus they could get their hands on into gear to promote the blessed downie as a holy child saint on a crusade to save the world from man's inherent sin of carbons, by sailing on a boat and looking at dolphins.
This might sound pretty strange, but it's Science and as it is written, Science can never be questioned. Inscribed in the holy books of Jewish peer review, the unalterable word of Science will prevail throughout the times, unchangeable and unquestionable. There are heretics who think Science, and by proxy it's high priesthood of Scientists, aren't chosen by the Climate to save the earth. These people are insane and are posting memes of Saint Greta to disparage her holy quest.
tldr. basically it's the messiah of Science.
So her entire schtick is being autistic and bitching about the weather? I do that almost every day...
Also I am working towards a masters in environmental science and I have never heard of her even in passing conversation, I'm going to guess that it's safe to say that she is a nobody overblown by the media and her (((sponsors))).
Who bought her the yacht?
Monaco prince
How many of the crew has she fucked so far do you think?
And heres the thing. People are so stupid and predictable they will probably agree to it. You know...just like the last 10 thousand times its been done.
>She's an autistic Swedish girl who according to her mother has the power to see CO2 in the atmosphere
I knew the mom was enabling that shit. I bet you there is no dad in the picture.
Why does Jow Forums hate her? She's literally the one climate change advocate that is perfectly following her own rules. You should respect someone so virtuous.
>Not being able to entertain yourself on a boat for a like a month
Never gonna make it.
What’s a used U-Boat cost?
Will Trump be forced to have a meeting with her?
Hey, what would you do if your autistic daughter had the magic ability to see CO2? The only thing that makes sense is to pimp her out as a puppet to be paraded around while you sell books about it. It's not like that little tard is ever going to bring in any shekels on her own and tendies and minecraft computers doesn't buy themselves.
So are my torpedoes paddle faster
she is vegan.
i dunno what it is about this potato faced downie bitch but i really can't stand looking at her without hating her even though she's just a child
it's like she was created in some globohomo test tube laboratory specifically to trigger me
Here is a true brother in faith! You are truly blessed by Science!
>take yacht across Atlantic to push no carbon emission travel
>will have to take multiple planes to get back across Atlantic since they're not going back on the yacht
>why does Jow Forums hate her?
It must be a mystery!
dirty fucking hippy on the left looks like a scumbag
the fuck's he doing hanging out with children
>loose
The absolute state of european education
She’s been coming that whole trip.
Just sent a carrier to deal with her, and call it a day.
Swab the poop deck
>will have to take multiple planes to get back across Atlantic since they're not going back on the yacht
Source?
Please no one breed with this thing in America.
>ANTIFA
So? 99.9% of the population is antifa. Only Jow Forums is profa.
Normal people punch nazis, just like our grandfathers did in WWII.
Become a millionaire by doing nothing more than being a media darling.
How the fuck is she able to tweet in the middle of the ocean?
>that course
wot in tarnation
Actually, everyone pretty much realizes they were wrong about that by now and that the wrong side won WWII. Only a tiny, tiny segment of the population haven't caught up with shit and think people agree with them on multicultural globohomo.
>giant pupils in a well lit room
Shes on some kind of stimulant or hallucinogen
well, there are four men on that boat so I guess she finally got used to be raped.
RIP Don Vito
Isn't that course straight for the Bermuda triangle?
satellite internet
satellite connection
satellite hotspot
Looks like an absolute Jew too.
She's got dark coloured eyes from the looks of it
They’re specifically using her because she is an autistic child who disarmingly resembles a potato. This makes her arguments beyond reproach and simply offering a rebuttal makes one appear petty or cruel. She is a human shield.
have fun with potatoberg.
Imagine being this naive. Antifa is closer to 0.001% of the population.
Prepare your anuses
She already is a millionaire. You think anyone would get this gig without having celebrity parents?
She's Donald Trump
Is she alone on the boat? Or is someone there to do the work?
Please come to Brazil, Greta. I want to have very sex with you.
the jew is strong in her.
>loose
You can find multiple sources if you search "will greta thunberg and her crew be taking the yacht back across the atlantic after reaching the US?" Here's one of the links though.
wwwdotthesundotcodotuk
Tried to archive it but got a connection error. Fucking kikes.
lmfao shes like taking 2 to three times as long as she should because she can't plot her course correctly or counterbalance whatever tides are pushing her so off balance
pls keep her in your rape dungeon forever, ok?
thx in advance in the name of whole mankind
>loose
The year off from school was a wise choice
>normal people punch nazis, just like our grandfathers did in WWII
Ok sweetie
More of these bumper stickers need to be distributed. Bonus points if you slap them on Priuses.
I hope she visit our favelas. The niggers will love the blond "gringa" girl and will rape her in the name of diversity.
I am confident "she" will go unnoticed by the normalfag population here.
Blonde? She's a brunette
So let me guess, shes sailing across the atlantic now after getting complaints from people for flying too much? Its all so... actually not tiresome but quite silly.
To brazilian standards she is blond
that doesn't say anything about her flying back. that says the retard boat owner wants his boat back, so he's flying people over to sail it back.
i guarantee she doesn't fly back.
Where's Poseidon at when you need him the most?
ARE YOU LIVING IN MY DREAM??
Fire up haarp
Blonde is white or yellow hair, this girl has medium brown hair. Only a non-White would think she was blonde, same kind of black haired scum who think their raven hair is brown
>loose
Fucking hell you are so gullible.
>What is autocorrect
>I made a claim about something I have no proof of, and the proof I thought I had was completely wrong because I'm a retard who can't read. Better just pretend what I said is true anyways and call the other guy gullible for not believing my made up bullshit
amateur hour over here
>she's just a potato she shouldn't be expected to proofread her texts she somehow sends in the middle of the ocean
But she is a fucking potatoe
You piece of shit. You ask for sources and I provide not only a source but then a way to find multiple sources, you attack the one source I produce to you that you asked for you ungrateful little shit, and then you ignore the rest and then disregard simple logic of how the fuck is the dumb bitch going to get home after wards. Fucking kys you emotionally led dumbass.
Does everyone here know she has Asperger's? It's kinda messed up how the European media has been AstroTurfing her, knowing that she has this disease.
>You ask for sources and I provide not only a source but then a way to find multiple sources
Your source was bullshit, and I searched for other sources, and there are none, because your claim is bullshit. You're full of shit, admit it.
>then you ignore the rest and then disregard simple logic of how the fuck is the dumb bitch going to get home after wards
Uh..idk...a fucking boat, retard? She's not on the only boat in the fucking world. You know other boats exist and go back the other way, right? Fucking dumb faggot.
>loose
Typical zoomer idiot.