It's over Denmark! Just spotted off the coast of Greenland.
IT'S HAPPENING!!!!
Xavier Carter
Jeremiah Jackson
The weak shall fear the strong
Asher Campbell
Then I guess its time to hire some piss poor asian farmers
Jason White
Jordan Fisher
CRINGE
Jack Adams
Whats the scoop? And why does Trump what greenland? What is going on!!!?? What is happening!!!!!!?
Caleb Collins
Free the shit out of those little green fuckers!!
Joseph Ward
LIBERATE THE PEOPLE OF GREENLAND
FUCK THE OPPRESIVE DANISH KINGDOM
Dylan Jones
AMERICA YES
Jason Thomas
>>>>/reddit/
Jack Morgan
>photo_verybig_189916.jpg
>verybig
hi trump
Brody Nguyen
I wonder what country Denmark is actually negotiating with on the sale of Greenland.
Logan Torres
MANIFEST DESTINY
Jordan Nelson
fuck america
Benjamin Campbell
China
Kayden Taylor
The fact that this is a dumb joke aside,
WHY THE FUCK WOULD WE BUY GREENLAND
whats the fucking POINT
Jace Thompson
Wtf does reddit have to do with my comment??
Was that a reddit comment, and how would you know? Wtf is happening!!!?
Xavier Scott
What's happening?
Henry Stewart
Do Greenlandic women crave the BWC? Asking for a friend...
David Cook
A Denmark just flew above my house.
Nathan Reyes
Checked
That is what I'm wondering.
Cooper Young
They've got a bunch of resources we could use and they're a nice spot for some military bases.
Wyatt Foster
Over for America you mean? I guess 9000 Americans will die just in the first strafing run
Thomas Green
Because we can faggot, MAGA
Austin Smith
Israel
Matthew Collins
Maybe with a no interest loan from the US.
Joseph Murphy
#FREEGREENLAND
Colton Cooper
Take your pills shizo
Isaiah Ward
>What is going on!!!?? What is happening!!!!!!?
IT
Grayson Morgan
only whites can survive up there for long periods of time..... maybe just ,maybe.........
Jacob Moore
Since they are your handler
Hudson Murphy
That is one cute Apu.
Andrew Hill
Hence why it is full of escimoes
Jacob Reyes
lol ok bargain basement Russia
Austin Diaz
Your puny dinghies are no match for our superior Maersk ships.
Go make me a burger you pathetic school shooter.
Aiden Nelson
> handler
blackmailer
Zachary Thomas
Post pics.
Logan Young
Ok ask president Kushner for some juju cum
Leo Smith
Im ready are you boys
Aiden Moore
This.
Samuel Phillips
Right, until the sea freezes and Denmark is rape-fucked by Swedes again
Caleb Long
Ethan Rodriguez
I'll make you a final offer, Denmark.
*waves one dollar bill*
Better accept before we do it for you :)
Blake Reed
So that's the team that manages Katy Perry's dildos.
Samuel Moore
>dane cuck
Mason Moore
Someone's got to do it.
James Jenkins
Do you even have 75 cents?
Easton Turner
Who moving to Nuuk here?
Joshua Campbell
Dylan Cox
>Americans accusing others of going to Africa to get niggers
Projecting much? Also: no frozen seas in Africa
Anthony James
As long as they are not chinese, you'll be okay.
Nolan Hernandez
Greenland will run red with the blood of the dane...
Evan Hill
Even Canada could conquer Denmark with our lesbian paramilitary and Sikh warriors.
Blake Collins
Levi King
Okay, thanks for your sacrifice I guess
Dylan Williams
Oh yes!
Do it!
Ian Bailey
of course they do, they are women on planet earth
James Smith
America!
FUCK YEAH!
packing my guns and dragon dildos right now.
i actually have a boner over this.
do you think they will transport us to our new homeland via boat or will they fly us there?
also, will they be "cleaning out" the natives or will we be doing that ourselves?
we're using the freemasons rules for this right?
no women, no jews, no niggers?
no fucking trannies either, fucking gross.
oh, and no cats.
Michael Perez
get in faggot, we're buying greenland!
Asher Gonzalez
Jamie Lannister actor married a half Greenlander Eskimo
Landon Murphy
Psst... hey you wanna buy some anti-ship cruise missiles on the cheap?
Ethan Stewart
DJT!
Bentley Gray
Cats yes. Im not getting overrun by plague rats
Nolan Miller
Oh shit! Retreat!
Kayden Torres
So you all falling for that shit aren’t you? Oh well takes you away from the suicided pedo. You are just a bunch of sheep. Jow Forums is dead
Brody Edwards
there is literally nothing rest of the world could do if USA decided to invade Greenland and/or Canada
William Collins
Nuke the Danes!
Josiah Morgan
Bet they are going to kill white Europeans again so that they can be replaced by niggers, jews and muslim. Go Israe..I mean USA.
Luke Perry
Americans cant into snow
Angel Harris
Every 26,000 years the Earth goes through a pole shift, we are there now, soon enough Greenland will be green ,temperate and beautiful, just like the evidence of palm trees found recently in Antarctica, just sayin
Thomas Wright
That's the plan goyim, just let it happen we mutts only live to serve israel
Grayson Brown
most of America is covered in snow at least half of the year, the fuck are you on about?
Joshua Brooks
BIG STICK POLICY INBOUND
MANIFEST DESTINY BOYS
Bentley White
Yes the Garden of Eden is frozen in Greenland.
Project Iceworm was really about finding it.
It had nothing at all to do with nuking Russia that was just the cover story.
Nathan Hill
And yet you travel to europe for cold winter training, but it was too cold and your fat stupid troops keeep dying, so you had to move them further south
Ethan Rodriguez
Top kek
Ayden Long
there are lots of bases in the south. not much snow down there.
Jayden Martin
Jackson Cook
They will get it soon.
Adrian Ramirez
Look Greenland, you see this? This is a star, but not any star. It is YOUR future state star that will be placed on the US flag welcoming Greenland into the US. You will be Americans, and you will be able to tell the EU to fuck off and wear cowboy hats, for real. Burgers are also really yummy too. All you have to do is join us. Don't worry about Denmark, we will give them California.
Carson Wilson
It's over.
Parker Bell
All world powers right now are jockeying for access to the artic circle. As the ice continues to recede, it opens up the north west passage to shipping making it a valuable trade route. In 2009 was the first time in recorded history that showed the ice receded enough to allow shipping thru the area. The artic region is also known to house vast amounts of crude oil and natural gas. It currently isn't easily accessible, but as temperatures rise and the artic winters get warmer that will change. USA, Russia, and the Commonwealth, under the guise of Canada are probably the biggest players in the artic theater.
Carson Green
>no cats
Nathaniel King
>travel to europe for cold weather training
what is alaska, brainlet.
Christopher Howard
Very diverse image
Charles Barnes
The Royal Navy shall defend her ally Denmark from the mutt menace
Alexander Flores
How many times do we have to teach you this lesson old man?
Jayden Jones
He who controls the North Pole controls the world's supply of candy canes.
Isaiah Morris
but honestly I don't know where you are on a map
Joseph Hernandez
No one is ever going to seriously support this. I know it’s essentially gives us Canada, because we would have them land locked on all sides. But no one cares about Canada or Greenland.
Liam Parker
> "Bip bip Stodder !"
Cooper Rodriguez
Consider the military advantage of owning a huge island at the top of the world with a literal fuckton of military bases and warheads.
No one is building you retards a white ethostate, they are building a jump-off point for the impending WW3 that's coming.
Wyatt Phillips
inb4
>impending
>that's coming
>retards
Evan Carter
Time to die, Danes.
Wyatt Foster
Absolute cringe
>Seems to have forgotten time one Swedish submarine sunk a full US naval fleet in training.
Fucking criiiiinge!
Chase Sanchez
you didn't. If taking about War of Independence then France (navy) and Germany (mercenaries) helped you, remember?! If it went for India being more profitable then the Brits would have decimated you!
FACT
We even sacked the Whitehouse for shits-n-giggles!
Nicholas Wood
>protecting our borders
Red Castle. Green Castle.
Samuel Harris
Do you want round 2?
Ryder Brooks
Face east and unroll your rug. Time to pray, Mohammed.
Robert Butler
You’d have to ask the jews. That’s who will sell it.