Endurance Test

How long can you sit through this needle-in-dickhole level of cringe? I made it about 2 minutes
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carol burnett is still alive..ha I thought she died 20 years ago. Also I would soo fuck sarah silverman in her jewess asshole. I want to have shit sex with her so badly.

>it's just kikes and niggers

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Sarah’s so unique and raunchy, never see that from female comedians.

Yes an endurance test usually isn’t something pleasant

yeah that is what I like about her.. I know she'd be cool with a dick in her butt.

I think the best thing about female comedians is how they make everything uncomfortably raunchy. Then, when people laugh a little out of discomfort, they interpret it as a sign that they are actually funny

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Women have no reason to develop humor. It's why most "chad" comedians aren't funny either.

Which kike has the best “muh vagina” jokes? Sarah or Amy?

How the fuck did white people allow it to get to this point.

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nobody wants to hear queef jokes and about how many guys you fucked.

holy fuck look at that ratio huge whitepill

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You know what? They have a point. I'm done with you retards. Thanks for posting the video OP

You mother fuckers will have to shut down the entire internet.

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Norm was right. Women aren’t funny.

HOLY SHIT this is so CRINGE. America is COLLAPSING

Whaat? It’s hilarious, user!

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>how long

For hours. Silverman is so fucking beautiful, I love her so much. God I wish I were Jewish so she would date me

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Women succeed less than men for the same reason that women rape less than men.

Is this just bad lighting or does this yid really have a sweater arm

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>we'll make jokes so that we don't have to actually cite plausible statistics and research lmao
You know what, I think equality can wait. Humanity's lasted a pretty long time and done some impressive shit without it. Why the rush?

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ceo needs to be literal psychopaths. women are too compassionate. look at what happened to yahoo, and hp

Give people an inch and they'll take an arm.
You aren't this oppressed, you get so many opportunities and things for free because you're a woman but nowadays you also get suspected of drama for being one, because the risk is enormous! It's like how now male managers aren't mentoring women anymore.

Maybe the Muslims have it right, sorry muslim bros.
I can think of a few jobs/fields I think great women go into, but I won't say them for fear gender warriors will try and fuck them up for them.

roastie

Is it a requirement to use a dick and a vagina joke for the first minute of your video? American humor is so degenerate

It's Jewish humor.
Get it right you dumb antisemite.

Everyone is that video is either Jewish, mixed, or Black. What are they trying to say? Also equality is for the weak

wimin strong

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strong wimin

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Dane Cook was a fucking hilarious Chad for a time period.
youtu.be/JtNA-_5kPRo

Honestly the fact that he said banana sandwich probably makes him the best comedian of all time. He could have just said something drove him bananas but he said sandwich instead. It was fucking incredible.

>women are 50% of the population so they need to make up 50% of congress
12% of the population is mentally retarded, yet there are ZERO retards in congress!
How do people think like this? Also, if you believe in equal representation, wouldn't the majority of people in power have to be white? The country is over 50% white after all. It would only be fair.

Mmmm can you imagine the bush? Nothing like a dark, wiry jewess bush, the kind that gets stuck in your teeth.

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It’s of the jewish, feminist sect of “comedy”. Actually take a gander at all of the forced wymyn comedic shit that has failed despite being pushed by MSM, it’s a little bit of a whitepill

Seems to me by this rule, there are too many niggers and definitely too make kikes in congress.

make it all equal. indeed.

Amazing they can even use this line of reasoning.
Wouldn't anyone with half a brain realize that immigration and demographics suddenly become all about power if congress has to mirror the people perfectly?

I guess everyone is too busy or too dumb to think about it.

41 seconds. This is absolute insanity more than anything for me.

>the dick shaped gummy bears joke
I almost slipped off the cliff at the same point user

that's so gross yet so hot. god do i miss porn.

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Made it approximately 1:00 then turned off.
>gender equality
Lolololol

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I want to fucking overfeed her sugar and jew treats until she gets thicc as fuck then fuck her mouth while she says "Donald Trump is king of the jews" with my cock in her mouth then cum on her face while making her masturbate as she yells "I'm in love with goy cum" and does ahegao face.

You have permission to tweet this at her.

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I lasted 17 seconds and that was brutal. Those spliced up celebrity montages must be a good way to program NPC’s.

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White people pretty much believe this country has always been 56% white. I’ve had people not believe me when I told them that in 1965 we are about 90-95%.

>I told my work about a coworker who sexually harassed me, I wanted him gone, fired.
>they asked me 'are you sure'?
The astounding thing is this chick thinks being asked if she's SURE she wants a dudes life ruined purely based on her word with zero evidence as some kind of proof of her not being treated equally.
Instead of it actually being her being given basically fucking workplace superpowers. And daring to question it, THAT's the sexist thing somehow.

Are these retards that un self-aware?

Comments disabled, whoa that's weird. I wonder why?

It is bizarre how these are always so terrible despite having the entire pop culture world at their disposal
m.youtube.com/watch?v=YttscNOoAjA

I suppose the short sighted nature of that belief is good in a way. Now they are less likely to accept historical pretext to justify oppression of whites. Maybe they'll want true equality and feel less guilty about speaking up when they see whites getting the short end of the stick.

SHE SAID VAGINA BAHAHAAHAHHHAHAQHHHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHHHALGBQT+-1

only lasted 1:17 gg

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i made it to 1:51, but I was mostly reading Dissenter comments - nearly 10 to 1 dislikes to likes - these assholes never learn.

Im fucking done this fucking dicklet is complaining about men man spreading

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Porn.... porn is a nice word. Do you miss those videos where you would see women grinding on a hard cock in pov mode. Common, porn won't do shit to you goy.

>thinks Dane Cook is funny
>thinks Dane Cook is a Chad
you need the shit slapped out of you

it isn't healthy. you and i both know that.

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sad. their levers of power aren't as trusty in the open internet.

>comments are disabled for this video

this smart gentleman knows. porn is good for you, goy. enjoy it- it's harmless! and *free!

If they were honest their argument would be GIV ME FACKKN MONEY BECAUSE I HAVE 7 IQ POINTS LOWER THEN YOU MINE MINE MINE

So is my diet. Who cares?

I dont get it, like 95% of their limited talking points in this video got so debunked years ago that they stopped using them for awhile. Then they just repeat “208, 208, 208” on top of the uncomfortably least funny jokes I’ve ever heard. I’m fascinated how terrible it is in every way.

lol actually no
porn is fake and gay
you've gotta be a simp or a bitch-made nigga to actually jack it to porn

Made it 00:24

You'll see why.

The only pill thats hurtful is a red pill

>1,594,409
>650 likes

You just know people only hate watch this shit.

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Muh vagina or the niggress talking about dog years?

When leftist hormoned people grab onto an idea and they spas out or ignore things that are different

hnhnhnhhnhnfuckingmenfuckckiifukcfuckfuckc

fuckcigfcufkcmancanthkeeepupmyfuckignstandardadnhnhhnhnhnhnhn

fuckingnmananannotmakingenoghfuckingmoney

fuckingkigsputthemindaycareiwannaanfuckingdrinkfuckfucffkuckckdrinkfuckingwinefuckigntraditonalvalues

wait where'd all the men go

fuck

i do. that mentality of "who cares" keeps you caught up in a cycle of complacency.
why not try to be better?

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And that’s with 1.5 million views. I’m sure only 2000 people voted it

I watched the whole thing. I will never get that time back, no matter how long I live. My hatred for everyone involved is so intense that it has assumed a solid form.

Women don't have to work or do a fucking thing to get by in life whereas men still have to take the burden of everything

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10 seconds

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Comeon now you sound like a woman yourself.

You get to make the rules in your own home and if a woman likes you enough they basically become a willing servant. It's hardwired into them and quite something to behold.
I very much enjoy being a man.

bet lasting 10 seconds is pretty standard for you, Hanz

So you're a feminist fag, go figure

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20 seconds

didn't he get metood

>Honestly the fact that he said banana sandwich probably makes him the best comedian of all time. He could have just said something drove him bananas but he said sandwich instead. It was fucking incredible.
You posted this. You should have your balls cut off just for this post alone if you are a man, but I highly suspect you're the woman

so?

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That’s because they’re STUNNING AND BRAVE

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I think you only have to be circumcised.

1:24 is as far as I could last

But no comments section naming them

HOLY SHIT! Carol Burnett is still alive!?
I used to love her comedy. Did she come out with anything recently?
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>we could all haul ass to Canada tonight.

Then fucking go, chink. Take the kikes and niggers with ya.

27 seconds
holy shit i want death

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I made it through the whole thing. I don't know how this bullshit still flies. Women make up 51% of the population in the US. While this likely varies regionally, because of the US winner take all district voting, women could easily make up 100% of congress. Why don't they? Women do not vote for other women, nor do that many women run for congress. There are very few female CEO's despite every advantage women have in the workplace. So why aren't there more? Because women don't want to be CEO's. If you account for total hours worked for respective fields and compare salaries within those fields, women actually get paid more per time than men do. The reason there is any wage gap at all is because women choose to work fewer hours at easier, less stressful positions.

Are we seeing a theme here? Women are CHOOSING to put themselves in the position they are now, with the amount of women in congress and high paying positions. There is no male conspiracy to make women into permanent secretaries that work 25 hours a week. Jews pushing for "equality" are really just pushing to weaken society even further so everyone becomes nigger tax cattle.

My first thought was
>all of you literally said this nonstop 3 years ago
Do they have that short of memories and not feel like shitheads, or do they purely rely on the memoryhole?

>How long can you sit through this

0 seconds

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25 seconds
jesus christ that was some quickdraw nonsense.

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>this chick thinks being asked if she's SURE she wants a dudes life ruined purely based on her word with zero evidence as some kind of proof of her not being treated equally
>Are these retards that un self-aware?
absolutely

two options
1. they believe it and are, in their own mind, righteously fighting. Do you think a famous, rich person has the time to "lurk moar" to actually discover the truth behind the redpills? no.
2. they are malicious
I'm beginning to lean more towards the latter.

Because even if it is the former, the damage they are causing (or attempting to cause) with this garbage to the fabric of our beautiful nation is too big to ignore.

based opservation

Equality needs a better rep than Silverman. She's really funny on the third season of her show but she's also clinically depressed and a chronic pot smoker who seems completely autistic

It has to be the latter