HAPPENING: Denmark's massive armada coming to US east coast (pic)

I really wish we could test our military against someone else's just to show the rest of the world that we're their Daddy.

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People seem to think we are actually trying to annihilate Afghanistan - not rehabilitate them through force. If we wanted some country dead, they would be dead.

youtube.com/watch?v=alSfdXXxTPk

*Israel's military might

Whats the plan?
A show of force that looks like the sea just outside of Miami on a Tuesday?
They just get bored and decide to hang out with the navy Boys down the street?

japan should have annexed the usa

Shut up leaf, go drink some syrup while we protect you.

triggered burger. Man in high castle my nigga

This is probably the only country Canada can invade, we should make a move. It's essentially ours anyway, much closer to Canada than Denmark.

We're the only country in the entire world with at least4 carriers nice try

I want to anal annihilate a country. Which one would be the most fun to destroy?

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10 days?
About 20 minutes.

You're occupying Afghanistan for poppy. Because based Talibans burn that shit down. ZOG warriors dying for big pharma, so beautiful.

So German drug manufacturing companies are the reason we're in Afghanistan?
You really really don't know US business do you?

After you have conquered the land and subjected her people to the cruelty only the Leaf knows, would you sell it to us, at reasonable profit of course.

Wait, when did the Navy get a pirate ship?

Live footage of the danish army:

youtu.be/ECdia3l7Tc4?t=567

Personally, I want to kill all Central Americans.

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>doesn't know the first US navy was hired pirates living in New Hampshire
well...

Of course, we have enough land this is just for bragging rights, then you set up shop up there and the Arctic is next.

(((German))) companies, you don't say?

uwot
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/USS_Constitution

I don't know what those two ships are in the center, but I'm not sure they are even ours.

Are there still crew members operating leftover 11th century longships?

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why dont those three deep-sea boyes have hands too?

not for long, 50 years and you will be a nigger country.

Dope. Nice history nugget, user.

You already are, you know

they're brit boats
also its an old ass pic, you can easily tell because there's F-14s on the US carrier decks

Danes will get fucking owned like vietnam and afghanisthahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahhahahahahaha
pay denbts amerimutss

>that we know of

youtube.com/watch?v=alSfdXXxTPk

muh trump
kek couldnt even buy some ice

Paying or allowing pirates free rein to harass your enemy was pretty common back then. They even got a nice name, privateer.

Ok, so I fudged a bit, by the late 18th the piracy was mostly quashed in the bay, but the sailors were still there.

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Continental_Navy

Euros are absolutely seething over the burger larping over Greenland of the last few days. Calm down and worry about where you left your prayer mat and whether or not achmed is going to pull out of your sister this time.

Navy were pirates first.

*facepalm*

It's about to get stupid.

Privateers were a very real thing in the American Revolution and were actually the main reason we won the war.

my name is woody, and I'm in the Navy. Imagine how I feel when I wake up

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to be fair any body holding the office of President of the USA could wipe out Afghanistan if they were willing to say fuck their hearts and minds and fuck everyone else's feelings

more like 6 guys in a fucking row boat with butter knives

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Aussies fought in both wars. Emufags BTFO lmao

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Submarine just flew over my room

hElLo FrEn!

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>Amerifats are fucked
I SURRENDER.

PLEASE NO HURT ME.

>I get such a fucking woody when I consider our military might.
That's Denmark's navy you fool.

A single seawolf could take out all of that, try harder yuro

fpbp

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_active_Royal_Danish_Navy_ships

lol you can't keep us out of Greenland with just 12 ships

I for one welcome our new lego overlords.

Tbh though, Denmark ought to sell it or hand it over to NATO control or something. There's going to be a lot of dickwaving from rushing trying to seize territory up there for oil in the next century. Denmark not really in a position to oppose them.

>He thinks a europoor country with a population less than ohio can do anything harmful to the strongest country in the world.

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>>lego overlords

kek

>DISCOUNT FINS
*Finns

And do not compare Swishy Danes to Mighty Finns in anything.

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The heads on the heads really make the gif.

>lol you can't keep us out of Greenland with just 12 ships
I for one don't want to take the risk.

>a fucking leaf thinks Canada should have Greenland

We already called dibs, syrup boy

>privateer
They just had to give the government a cut of the loot, and they had free reign to conduct as much piracy against the enemy as they wanted.