FurFag loses both his hands

So whats the god damn story
shit

no details on how this happened?
most likely some really gay furry shit

How does this happen?

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i was looking thru the twitter comments and apparently this furfag explained it in a 8min video, looking for vid now. another poster said "he passed out with his hands bound up really tight.

which seems to make sense.

kek

How'd he type the Twitter post?

Handcuff kinkery gone wrong?

He apparently has a Facebook with all details on it - can someone post it here?

handcuffs?

What this has to do with Jow Forums?

He fell asleep with his hands in dry ice for 6 hours, attempting to relieve his arthritis. Supposedly he has been doing it for years for 10-15 min at a time, but he fell asleep and turned his hands into blocks of ice.

>no hands
then who was tweet?

How did he type that?

If it's not related to his perversion then I frankly don't find it funny.

fucking lol what a retard.

curious and confused user jumpin on board here

we like to laugh at the expense of stupid people

Something seems fishy. Someone is happily taking the photos and keeping his twitter updated. I hope this guy isn’t an mkultra victim or something and his handler did this to him

>I could be the world's greatest furry!
>I could do it easily with both hands tied behind my back!

When you're mentally ill, like the average furry, everything can happen.

That's his official story though
facebook d 0 t com/furry.tok/videos/2415919335355448/
I want to say he's lying, but he IS at a burn center, so probably wasn't handcuffs.

How can someone say "welp" in reaction to losing both hands ?
On tweeter too ?

Wait did he ask someone to type this for him ?

fay cangay. how did xhir type this if zhay was hella blister?

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What was he doing?

well say goodbye to jackin it

Fark that.

Whats the bet it was some drugs sex or masturbation thing.

Something like that happened to me during the '98 icestorm - I almost lost my hands by freezing at 8
spent a week at the hospital
I was so scared, my hands were blue as Smurfs

In his video here He claims he lived a high stress life of constantly "moving and working" and now he has an excuse to "mellow out"

>hey guise xD
>look at this pic with no explanation
>discuss?
God i fucking hate newfags

I thought his hands were swollen, like he had an allergic reaction to something-- if it is severe frostbite like you say, then this guy is really really fat, like 300+ lbs.

Need to be spoonfed?

from the comments

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On the upside he found a permanent solution to his ailment.

What in the actual fuck happened though? Did he got his hands run over a car or what?

My exact thinking. We french are a hivemind.

t. Furry
Why are so many furries canadian by the way?

>Substance that you're never supposed to touch
>Putting hands in for any amount of time

Play stupid games, win stupid prizes.

Passing out with your hands tied up IS a drugs, sex, masturbation thing.

Hard to believe... your skin would come right off if you held dry ice for even 2 minutes.

Nah he's skinny, I posted his update video in thread.

How did the faggot type that tweet?

youtube.com/watch?v=zA52uNzx7Y4

OK, I'm not a doctor. I have severe arthritis in my leg and ankle.

Freezing your shit is NOT going to help arthritis - its the lack of blood flowing thats causing the issue, so cooling that shit isn't going to do shit for him.

They look like some real bad frostbite burns, the blisters alone scream murder, but yeah his hands are toast. Or popsicles.

Guy was retarded and I doubt it was from handcuffs, unless those handcuffs were on too tight for several hours in the snow.

This is what my assumption was. His wrists have what seems to be a one-inch wide cuff that would've been caused by a tight cloth binding.

Sounds like bullshit, how the fuck do you fall asleep with your hands in dry ice

Arthritis C U R E D.

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Maybe it will cure his mental illness, since he can't fap to depraved gay dog shit anymore. Or maybe he will find an even more depraved way to satisfy himself. I assume the latter.

My biggest fear in life is losing body parts. Holy fuck.

exercise helps arthritis and losing weight( if you are fat),but I guess he was too lazy for that

>fetishize being thumbless animal
>god grants your wish
Pottery

I thought maybe he shoved both of his hands up some dogs' asses, and had an allergic reaction.

My sides are gone!

I exported it as a jpg. Wew

on some kind of sedative drug. heroin, maybe? implausible as fuck tho

Wow are you an actual Canadian? Good thing you had those 8yo stem cells at your disposal.

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It basially wont happen if you're not a retarded furry. There's always freak accidents but they're rare as fuck in high IQ societies

one of those stumps is going up a furfag's ass as soon as the bandages are off

Bah tell that to my ankle! 10 years and nothing is going to fix that arthritic lump

Haha.

No he didn't, he's still a furfag.

2nd that

That's fucked up. He might be a furfag, but props to him for being optimistic and not going into dramalord mode. I can't imagine what life would be like if had both my hands amputated.

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We're officially in a simulation

I've never demonstrated that level of commitment to anything in my entire life

>Well, I'm in the hospital about to get me hands chopped off.
>Me thinks I'll have someone else take a final picture of them and post it on twitter.
Narcissistic faggots everywhere. Fuck this timeline.

You have no idea how bad the '98 icestrom was here in Québec
I had to walk to school which is within a mile and barely made it
Do a research on it to understand

>dry ice
doubt.png

How did he type?

Probably in such shock and dumb anyways he's not grasping the situation.

Well then you better go find them

ayy lmao

This is so retarded I can't tell if he's actually this stupid or he made up an elaborate lie to cover up that he really hurt himself doing some weird furry sex thing.

that would actually be an appropriate time to freak the fuck out. "this is fine"-posting is not a healthy response, indicative of shock

Shame, could have been avoided.
Completely ruined his life.

dictated to his mom who then posted it on twitter

still degenerate though twitter.com/PretzelzCollie/status/1164213798485413888

Too late, they have already reached Alpha Centauri!
>Look mom! No hands!

Bullshit. How'd he type that if his hands are amputated?

This is what his Gofundme says:
>I'm in the hospital with a life changing situation.Ive been pushing myself so hard for so long, sleep deprived, pushing myself with arthritis in my wrists. Basically I fell asleep while icing my wrists last night. Woke up 6 hous later, hands were frozen
Went to the hospital, they care flighted me to a burn center in California. It was too late, damage had been done, it is resulting in bilateral hand amputation

I can't imagine falling asleep while your hands are being frostbitten to the point they are no longer viable, or how "icing" your hands would accomplish that. Wouldn't he roll over or move in his sleep at some point? A comment on his twitter says his hands were bound into paws as a puppy play thing, but I don't know how trustworthy that is.

unless you're an incredibly disciplined stoic, which this guy isn't

Natural selection, kill off the retards who think that's okay

Friendship ended with arthritis, now Phantom Limb is my best friend.

This

*expense of niggers

I survived that in Vermont. Had a much better time than you though. Mostly just sat by the fire with no power for a week and fucked my hot girlfriend a lot.

His video seems believable, he doesn't show any of the normal tells of lying.

How did he type this?

Only one cure for that condition.

Used his nose, then talked to text?

Oh and right after his dead hands video he posted a bunch of tweets fetishisizing fursuit paws, so there's that.

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