Why are the Danes being such dicks about this? Just take the money

We could sweeten the deal and offer them Detroit, Baltimore, Oakland, St Louis and Philly. Just show them old pictures from before the Americans moved out. They'll bite.

And whats this Greenland thing about? Missle/air base? Last bit of fertile farmland in 30 years?

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The question is do you offer it in worthless Jewish paper or in actual gold, That makes a big difference to the outcome of such an offer.

We will pay only in God’s money, the United States military backed dollar dollar bill

Its made me really happy to see all these amerigoblins seethe over how they cant have greenland.

To all mutts, please keep yourselves and your culture of gay military consumerist tranny burger sex to yourself please, Greenland doesn't have to be needlessly polluted by you guys.

We just have to send the right negotiating team.

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>says the cuck with the Union Jack on its flag

Were reaching levels of German idealism that shouldn't be possible
youtu.be/mulqqV2oOoc
@1:20

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Ah look who decided to show up. Well, where is it? Give us Greenland NOW

t. British version of everything described

In other news, Gibraltar did not heed the demands of the US to hold the Iranian supertanker hostage.

>memeflag
>gay response

This board truly is beyond the point of no return.

Americans are being the dicks though. It's an insult to think you can just buy 99% of the area our Kingdom. And just go ahead and say stupid shit like "Then we'll just take it", cause do you think Danes will be less assholes towards you when you say retarded shit like that?

Greenland is not for sale, and it's not being invaded. The US already owns almost 10 million km2 of land. That ought to be more than enough for 330 million people.

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I hope this sets a precedent for countries to start trying to take land from each other. Heaven knows the post-Cold War world map has been mighty boring.

We don't even have to pay them for it. Just convince Greenland to declare Independence, which they are legally allowed to do through majority vote, and then let them join us. Cut out the middle man.

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empires don't take just enough to fit their population inside and then stop

>our Kingdom
t. Subject

It's effectively independent outside of subsidies anyway. It's a relic of the colonial era and frankly it is more insulting to the native population to allow you to hold onto it than to liberate it. They obviously hate living under you which is why greenland has the highest suicide rate on earth

There's enough space and ressources for at least a billion people more in the US.

The native population is the Danes. We were there before the Inuits. This is what you must understand. The Inuits came 150-200 years later when we had settled in the area. Much like with niggers in South Africa.

What about the Virgin Islands then? Shouldn't they get independence?

And no, the reason they have such high suicide rates is simply because it's dark and cold, there's no trees or anything. It's just a barren environment that's frozen 2/3 of the year. The Inuits in Greenland are no different from the Inuits etc. in Canada. They are also deeply alcoholic. Greenlandic people living in Denmark are also alcoholic as fuck. And they're treated as equals here. They have the exact same access to welfare, education, health care etc. as Danes have. Greenland is peak Inuit. An Inuit society can't be better than what Greenland is. It's not really that good, but it's the best they're capable of.

I bought 2 acres on Greenland and I've named my place Greatland

Because orange man is bad. Were not aware of this? Are you literally Hitler or something?

I'm surprised he still has money left to buy Greenland after building the wall.

Based

And thus you wont it

>Be Greenlandic citizen
>Enjoy Danish welfare, Free education, and healthcare
>Orange man wants to buy me
>The fuck?
>He wants to give me American Education, Healthcare, and Welfare
>Fuck no
>He also wants to hand over all my land to corporations so they can exploit it

Fucking why would they accept?

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>Hope USA Annexes AU
Well fuck you too pa-
Wait shit. You're Australian too.

Come to think of it, I'd honestly prefer being under the American government to being under the Liberal party, provided we can keep our own education, welfare and healthcare and NOT have any of it be murderfucked by US Corporations

Norse settlers in Greenland were Norwegians and they died out or moved out of this frozen waste by around 15th century

Well, Uranium and oil, the slight downside is once that shit is open for exploitation. We'll be well past the methen release levels of warming that will fuck up coastlines everywhere that matters.

As for natural resources. the locals are already selling it to the US for fucking nothing to get a cheap buck.

I worked with greenlandic historical sociaity in the past who filled me in on the self goverment's "wonderous" achievements they decided to "sell" a deeply historical significant area that also was a natural reserve, to some US company to exploit the uranium there.

In short, the US can already buy the shit off the stupid shits, why bother with the fanfare? unless someone has struck oil big time that isn't public yet.

The Norse settlers were under Danish rule back then, so it was a Danish settlement. That they're under the banners of Norway today, doesn't mean anything. The Danish realm settled the land.

Massive Arctic oil and natural gas deposits will become exploitable once the ice is all gone (possibly next year already). Russia has been building up a presence in the Arctic for years now to claim a monopoly on all these resources and the US doesn't want to get cucked out of the Arctic by Vlad. So they want to buy Greenland to ensure that they get a share of the natural resources and new shipping routes.

Nigga er can't Greenland needs to sell themselves

oh damn not this fag again

Donald "King of Israel" Trump will return our gun rights and cast out the Chinese developers

Map for illustration. While the rest of the world sinks/burns/dries up, the Russians will become the global superpower with the massive amounts of Siberian wilderness becoming inhabitable.

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It's honestly just a funny joke, Trump is just stringing it along to start up a news cycle here in the US. I've honestly been surprised you guys haven't just laughed it off, but instead seem worried we might actually take it. We're not going to take your land, but Trump would definitely buy it if you guys wanted to sell.

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why the fuck would white advocates support an american greenland? i know that denmark isn't exactly a stranger to immigrants, but if it became a part of the united states, it would open the gates to a 100 million spics and niggers in the United States as well as Mexico and the entirety of South America.

Do you really want to see Greenland get blacked so bad? You're americans, so you probably unironically do

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If denmark doesnt make a deal rather than enjoying 15 minutes in the spotlight they are going be kicking themselves later

This

MAGA

We're not worried, we are just pissed off since we don't find it funny. Trump himself, we laughed off, cause he's just a joke. Trust me, Trump is the only official who got mad in all of this. Danes took it chill.

What makes me pissed is that 99% of all Americans in here keeps talking about how they can just invade Greenland and they should do so and bla bla bla.. And it's not a larp. I can easily tell a larp from seriousness. And knowing the common US/Danish history, we feel completely backstabbed.

You might be able to destroy us like nothing, but know one thing, we will never be afraid of you. Never. Danes aren't like the other Scandinavians.

Green color revolution when

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Because they get to enjoy all the reasons Greenland is worth buying?
Theres only winners and losers in deals
The US would only lose thus in either case
This is just a lesser loss

Honestly, we did untill he pulled out of the state visit over it.

We like the US here, so its a tad insulting to get a national snup over something this silly, not to mention we actully backed the US in their various wars over the last decade, with quite alot of investment per capita, unlike pretty much everyone else that isn't an Anglo.

Not to mention the visit setup. That shit cost alot of money to plan.

we actually keep the nigger population in a cage called the inner city. the spics cant go there now without the u.s. owning it?

It's comments like these: that has convinced me that it's no larp. People are being serious about it. And when you remind them of our common past the last 75 years, they just shrug it off and ask what we've ever done for the US, not knowing that we've done everything in the fucking world to support you ever since WW2. It's a very ungrateful attitude to have towards one of your strongest allies.

Danes are practically Scando Cucks stop using logical. Just repeat after me:
"Muh 51 states"

Danes can't fight on land. We will attack from the German border. The krauts will join in, for fun times. It will be a historical reenactment of danish occupation.

Just ask your wife Greenland for the money

Imagine being a disgusting American and being proud of your disgusting effect on the world

no because russia will be the ones enjoying all of the reasons greenland is worth buying. they dont want russia as a big brother if they are just letting russia farm. and they will get so hard with sanctions if they actually sold to russia. same for china.

Greenland sucks. It's a bunch of suicidal eskimos and a few scandicuck social workers to hand out gibs

Imaging losing an Empire and being stuck on a damp rock the size of Ohio

the US has free movement within its country

Yeah but it’ll be cool once there’s some Taco Bells and some waterslides

Hey, you pipe up like that one more time and see what happens, all you needed to do was be polite and show a modicum of self-restraint, you couldn't even do that - I should slap you in your fucking pith helmet you tea-soaked, totalitarian son of a bitch, tread lightly here, bub, people don't need you coming down here with your penny-ante bullshit trying to be something you're not

Come and take it fatass

>Taco bell
For fuck sake out of all the fast food chains you want to put shitty spic food there, I thought you were all about Burgers n fries nigga.

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That's where we put the corn and the nature, dipshit. Hard to relate for a country that's got none, innit?

It is a larp though, I've been doing it for days and it's fucking hysterical. But trust me, no one is serious about taking Greenland - buying it is another question though and I hope Trump keeps pushing for it.
And sure Trump must seem like a joke to you but he understands leverage very well, and the US has all the leverage in any bilateral relationship (or any alliance in general).

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canada is already full of mexicans you just dont hear about it. if they wanted to be in greenland they would already be there.

my country might be smaller than your country but my country has less niggers than yours

yeah but canadia has a border with the us while greenland is protected by ice and sea

Just let us buy it. Please...You aren't even using it...

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Protip: thats just to look good on paper, in reality blacks and mexicans are segregated through economic means.

you are so upset. its so cute like a little baby slamming its fist

The Danes didn’t colonise Greenland, Norwegians did. Then they disaqppeared shortly before the Thule-Inuit people arrived in the late 1400s/early 1500s.
Denmark only holds Greenland because it was part of Norway’s dependencies when Denmark annexed Norway. Same with the Faeroes and Iceland.
But you can keep Greenland, we have enough indigenous arctic people here at home.
The Inu

Not for long at this rate.

If we don’t lay a basic groundwork of Mexican food it will be impractical to send our illegals there to do the jobs Greenlanders won’t do

That’s only true because you lost every bit of land you ever had kek

It’s not yours, we’re gonna buy it off the Greenland King or whatever

You’re right they live like kept animals so they would be so stupid

This. It's like saying Homer is a turkroach because Ionia no longer belongs to Greece. Just a big norwegian meme cope.

women literally travel from other european countries to London just to try out BBC

Good god, why is liberal "art" so ugly and cringey? You people truly do have a knack for the hideous. Probably why you love trannies so much.

I like Denmark and although I find this whole issue to be very funny I understand it from your position and would just say this; Trump is just using it to drive a news cycle here. Our media has been talking constantly about recession fears, gun control, Trump being a white nationalist etc and then this Greenland thing comes along and he ran with it.

cope

you are delusional if you don't think the entire bipartisan system in america is corrupt as hell.

Norway is a fake country though, you're just northern Danes

I'll take it. Ok, Trump, get over here and buy this shit from me.
Who got to you, Denmark?!

Do Mexicans even eat taco bell?
The biggest question of this universe is who the fuck eats taco bell?

This

It’s just for fun to flip the narrative

you're not doing anything with it, though. wasted potential. literal cucks

well the ice and sea is still going to be there kitten. i admit im not sure how much of a challenge it is for a illegal Mexican to get through TSA but i would imagine its not very common

If this isn't the pot calling the kettle a nigger, I don't know what is

That’s where they work

They probably grill up authentic food on the grills during their lunch breaks

Greenland was settled long before the Danes ruled over Norway. And technically, they weren’t under Norwegian rule either, since they came mostly from Iceland, and Iceland had self-rule until the Danish Yoke came down in the 1400s.

Nigger we will take your land

Highly underrated

>one of our strongest allies
>GDP lower than south africa
delusions

We don't want you an inch closer to Europe, Mutt.

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That would be kind of impressive. Considering what it's like now

>who the fuck eats taco bell?
Drunk people at 2am

Interesting factoid, thanks Egon

Now tell us the number for the main Greenland honcho, we have casinos to build