Why are they so gay?

French men are feminine and all speak with a high pitched exaggerated tone almost like a woman any time we learn about France in our history we learn about how gay they were the king of France was also responsible for all those stupid fucking powdered wigs in the 1700s

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Germans forever cucked them in ww2

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Nous sommes gay, et alors?

Imagine being intimidated by french language (which obviously sounds better than english). Get a grip, camarade.

>cucks defending other cucks

>speak with a high pitched exaggerated tone
sounds like arabs
maybe thats why they like each other so much

A literal ad hominem thread with no purpose whatsoever. Go shitpost in Hell, faggot.

who knows?

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Go shitpost in oblivion christcuck faggot

They may be gay, but they wheel the guillotines out at the drop of a hat. They’re certainly a feisty race

kek

Ahem....
Charlemagne.
That's all.

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>Charlemagne
Sounds gay...

Kek insecure OP

what about Carolus Magnus?

Don’t worry, we’ve got this

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Why is the french bread, the baguette, so phallic shaped?

Explain, Jean-Pierre.

French men are the ultimate cucks. They deserve to be replaced by muslims.

Well...Carolus sounds about 5/7 gay but atleast the Magnus makes him a top.

Well if you went to "Le Marais", it would be like going to a KKK meeting and why are there racists there.

>Le Marais
Sounds gay...

just because a french guy fucked the girl you were orbiting doesn’t mean you needed to make a thread die for this

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Poor French people, but don't worry Germany go downhill to.

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your country has state enforced cuckoldry lmao. Paternity test are illegal in France and have no bearing on court custody battles

For me english sounds very gay as most mean speak it with a very high pitch. It also sound very edgy as if you were gonna shoot up a school. Scottish doesn't sound gay

They are too emotional and illogical, just like Italians.
they need to get rid of their laziness and desire for socialism/ gibs.

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Native English speakers do not speak it in a high pitched voice, unless they are flaming faggots.
Most French, Italians, Germans, etc sound like high pitch flaming faggots, when speaking English.

It tastes different just like glass shapes can change the taste of water. Bread used to be round shaped but some foreigner may have preferred the phallic baguette so we decided to make it our national emblem

yet another thread by an obvious russian/chinese shill with an american VPN

Even english sounds gay tho. Very sweet and soft and honeyed. Learn to properly pronounce hard consonant.

It's because you don't have hard Rs

No. The frogs also sound gay when speaking French. You guys sound like a faggot that also clears his throat a lot.
The Dutch and Germans should sound almost like kingons or growling dogs, when they speak their languages.

And yet, and yet, this makes us desirable to your women
I mean seriously banging American chicks in Paris is like shooting fish in a barrel

Speak for yourself

It litteraly is the gay (and jewish) district of Paris.
O'e could argue that Paris in itself is already a gay (and Jewish) district. But le marais is the eye of the storm

I blame the snail eating.

Onions

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bon ferme ta gueule fils de pute

I don't agree.

Ban incoming

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That's because french is spoken with the mouth, not the throat like english or russian

Russia ruined them.

I mean i can go to South Korea and get Tail all day long just because im American. American chicks do not crave French specifically Its jjust something different and exotic. Plus people Romanticize places like France and Paris.