How to get a bunch of Jews to follow you twitter?

I started this account and want some Jewish followers to stir the pot. How can I accomplish this? t. -larping rabbi

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talk about gold

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promote the hololie by making up a story that your grandparents survived a death camp.
use "my fellow white people" a lot.
promote mixed race couples but also state that israhell should be one race.

With carefully picked blue pills.
Start with things like victim blaming, slut shaming, etc, then later pull the rug out by subtly eluding to rapefugee statistics. Put the kikes in a situation where they have no choice but to acknowledge at least one red pill.

I would start with commenting every new Trump's tweet. You need some time and effort to make-up your own credible twitter history. After some weeks you should start gaining followers.

I might make a tweet about my large gold inheritance but I doubt it will procure too much.

You may be on to something here. I tend to agree with wha you’re saying. Thanks

One of you assholes stole my dad's twitter profile pic and name and now you are saying things like palestinians gtfo and it's ok to cut up baby penises and we will make sure Europe is multicultural and we need more trans people interacting with children and the goyim will serve the Joos.

Say some mediocre basic bitch inspirational bullshit, but imitate a rabbi when you do it.
This will also work.

That sounds pretty accurate

My twitter is a rabbi but is there anything special a rabbi does when they address people or do they just tend to kvetch more than most Jews?

I think you should stop you larp if you do not know the exact function of a rabbi in the jewish community.
shutter your account NOW

ill eat my left nut if u arent a fed or a kike

>is there anything special a rabbi does when they address people
yes. your larp will be easy to identify

So how do they?

Why would I tell you? I want to see you waste hours and weeks building a LARP only to watch it go down in flames because you said something that even the most basic of Jews can call you out on.

Yes, I am Jewish. I hate you Jew haters.

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Hello my fellow Jew. Neo-ashkenazi here. How was your hanuka?

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>Kike coming clean about being kike
You know what? Atleast you're honest about it.

Okay faggot I’ll still win because I’ll just parrot what every other fucking rabbi says for a while. Fuck your shalom

You're too cocky. You'll be found out within a week a gaining a large number of followers.

be subtle. normies are catching on. godspeed

And end up like Gaddafi...

it's actually quite literally okay to cut up baby penises where have you been???

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>Why would I tell you? I want to see you waste hours and weeks building a LARP only to watch it go down in flames because you said something that even the most basic of Jews can call you out on.
That's because they don't respect free speech!

>Yes, I am Jewish.
Stop promoting sucking bloody baby dick!

>I hate you Jew haters.
That's hate speech, you know that! And remember, Jews actively like to push this idea!

>Do you know how copper wire was first made?
Two Jews found the same penny.

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So good allies!

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Please dont glow in the dark or be a judist, I want to see what regret looks like when segregated from all else

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