Yellowstone explodes

You’re getting mutted even faster than we are

Be thankful something finally happened.

Laugh. Nothing of value was lost

Nothing because I'm not a virgin

Go to bed so i die in my sleep like your mom if you don't reply to this post

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start to dab on niggers,kikes and jannie

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Not like anything could get any worse in Australia
Probably grab a chair and sit in the backyard and see what happens oath

get popcorn... and die a virgin

brace for the happening

Who is gonna thrive in the wasteland, lads?

>Go rape someone so I don't die a virgen
>"asking" for sex in a catastrophic scenario like that
Just take that shit, nigger

Australians would probably not notice any difference

idk finally throw away civilization and be a sandnigger like a should and rape my crush

probably die because yellowstone would probably wipe out most of the US and Canada when it blows.

Yall are fucking retarded go get a hooker so ur brain will start worki g

Laugh at all the hipsters who died taking selfies there. Then laugh more as this clown world honks one last time.

>HAVE SEX INCELS REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

redirect all african-migration aid ships to canada.

Fuck off were full

Watch the news, of course

Buisness as usual

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this
only finnish are allowed in my shithole
:DDDDDD

Laugh at flyover fucks and get a job with cleanup efforts.

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fuck you

>Implying you haven't already

Stick the kettle on and watch the news

Investing in any asset class is a good idea generally as long as the supply is sufficiently limited.

Look for a virgin to fuck so she doesn't die a virgin

Grab the bike and ride

>closes curtains
>continues to play classic

Retrieve the judge from the glovebox of the Silverado. I'm not about to watch my family suffocate to death from falling ash..

Pretty much this desu
Maybe nip out to Lidl for some tinned shit and uht milk first.

Celebrate it. Americans dead = pure joy. And yes, I know it will impact the entire world, but the sadness of that doesn't have shit on the joy that dead Americans bring.

Donate money to the needy americans so they can have burgers watch the total winter and freeze

Rejoice

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Go out and find a nigger to kill

crack open an ale and watch the ensuing panic

Die happy

Only 1000 replies, you say???

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Die probably
I'm in secondary zone. Death by asphyxiation from ashes

You'll be an American yourself, soon enough.

Fuuuuuuuuuuck YOU.

Climb on my roof for a better look.

Pour a glass of whiskey, light a cigarre, put my feet up and rejoice in the fact that it is finally ogre while listening to quality boomer rock.

>ash cloud

years without growing seasons in the northern hemisphere is the real fucker thanks to volcanic aerosols and fine ash blocking the sun for a few years.

Fucker

Celebrate the death of socialism
Mourn Jay Leno's car collection

unironically clap

If that happens, I'll become a terrorist.

probably get murdered in the ensuing mass panic/chimpout

A) No. B) All Mutting will cease when you are gone.

Don't give a fuck

>implying this nigga wouldn't buy them all at copart and restore to pristine condition

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close window

steal gas and get hepatitis YEEEE HAW!

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I would be happy.

in reality you would be listening to this while russian soldiers rape your mum, nan and dog.
youtube.com/watch?v=U06jlgpMtQs

watching it happen

Raid our office supply warehouse, taking all the watercooler bottles, stash them at home out in isolated village.
Knock off local corner shop & pharmacy on drive home. Canned goods + lighters + medicine.
Bonk neighbour over the head with cricket bat. He is swarthy and cannot be trusted once SHTF. Hope to live with the guilt, but will say a prayer for him once things have died down.

If it turns out that not much really happens this side of the Atlantic, I'll probably have to return the water because I might get fired.

not much you can do really. yellowstone would cause a global ashcloud that would block the sun for years causing another ice age. you would need an underground bunker stocked with years of food and water and eve then youd probably go insane living underground for that long.

>1488
>All Mutting will cease when you are gone.
Digits confirm.

fucking nigger

adapt to the ashlands and carve out my territory

its possible most of australia would probably become a lush NW america tier rainforest while the world freezes around us.
of course melbourne and sydney would die too because the sea levels will rise... it would just be amazing..

EARTH - ATOMIZER - LET'S GO

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I would rob all the black drug dealers fleeing with their roach motels and take all their gold, cash, and jewelry.

get ready for my neighbors to storm my house. I live next to gypsys and have already caught them sniffing around my farm

Literally die Pompeii style, since I live close to it and all.

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Nothin but prepare for the snow.

>winter is coming.

Get west of it since the jet stream will carry all the shit in the air east. Just another reason Alaska is the best place to live/escape to.

Die

Celebrate, for it is US that takes the most damage. Atleast we other people get moment to wait

CELEBRATION TIME COME ON

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Go to my slave cave and fuck ass until I die from starvation.

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confess all known sins
repent and thank Jesus for being Savior
keep praying, etc
would die a little after considers I live somewhat close

Mean :(

laugh at the west coast

I would accept that death is imminent, I probably won't have time to find a woman, my hand is the next best thing. Rub one out as fast as possible.
>pic related

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lol

double nigger

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shitpost in the happening thread

Mormons would be BTFO since they are located right on top of it.
Red state America would be BTFO, and would flood into the coasts as refugees. It would cause conflict, no doubt a war

The entire northern hemisphere of the planet would be fucked by a decades long volcanic winter.

celebrate in my final moments before the pyroclastic flow incinerates me

Unlike you retards, I will go help and save bigfoot.

probably die

You silly cunt

either develop a taste for human flesh or starve I guess, I’m just far enough away for the ash to not kill me but to certainly kill all produce