Behold! The perfect European map, circa year 2150AD!
>Grey: Fourth Reich (complete with East Prussia)
>Red: Britannia
>Light Green: Unified Ireland
>Yellow: Nordic Peninsula Republic
>Orange: New Roman Republic
>Light Blue: Finland
>Dark Blue: New Russian Empire
>Pink: Kingdom of Hungary
>Lilac: Polish-Lithuania Neo Confederacy
>Aqua: Hellenic Federation
>Green: Great Caliphate
>Brown: Iceland
>Associating us with krautniggers
Real thick move ol' chap
Well, old bean, you know you're our collective cousins. I almost put England and Wales in with you guys too. We're all lager swilling, bread munching, village dwelling niggas anyway.
Isn't romania and moldova orange instead of dark blue?
Excuse me, but what country was it during WW2 that started calling themselves Germans again and doing the Roman salute in the name of the Reich? OH RIGHT IT WAS YOU.
>great caliphate
Fuckoff
This looks mentally retarded. But that is typical for someone from britain!
Put us and the Finns with the Scandis, and make it an absolute monarchy as is traditional, FFS
I swear by Allah that if you dont put us with the muslim bvlls I will kill you all.
Those places are now part of the new Russian Empire user, as per my map legend.
wut? I thought most Dutch hated the Reich?
It was much beter when it was thge Ottoman Empire, so you could call it the New Arabian Empire if you like. Tbh I didn't know what to call it. A secular empire might be better.
Do better user, here's your template
You share basicly nothing with scandinavia except that the swedish borders once included you and Finland.
You want to be Nordic so bad, you Balt-shit.
We share a lot with Finland, they provide most of our TV. Sweden owns most of our country. Finland was integral part of Sweden, they are more Swedish than not. So you must take Finns and if you take Finns you must take us. No refunds
See this based Swede: You're damn lucky I didn't hand you over to Russia.
What is this from? Just someone elses theoretical map. Cos if you think Cornwall and Wales get their own place, you're a spaz.
Because none of you know shit. We got nothing in common with East Europe either
Hmmmmmmmmmh?
Are you confused Hans?
I like Estländer.
Dunno why.
Probably because im 25% finn
Europe already had perfect borders once, for several hundred years, even.
Well, almost perfect.
I'll just add Greece to it.
A bit.
>That fucking patchwork quilt that was Germany
Jesus it hurts my fucking eyes. At least post a decent historical map, like the 1914 one.
I can help you with your homework, my little schnitzl. what is it you need.
You tell me
Im good at School.
Just Always confused.
Good for you little smart wurst
If we get annexed it should be German and not any other country
Here, let me fix it.
>That fucking patchwork quilt that was Germany
>Jesus it hurts my fucking eyes. At least post a decent historical map, like the 1914 one.
you realize germans existed like that for 900 out of the last 1,000 years, right?
>please post 1914 instead
why?
its literally the single worst moment in european history, half of europe at this time was filled with fake states like unified germany and, sorry im trying not to laugh here "austro-hungary".
This entire clusterfuck lead to the Great War, that decimated european populations almost as badly as the Black Plague.
what the fuck? why in the hell would you NOT include greece in the roman republic?
no, just end it
This^
>western Polish territories in ge*many
what a shitty map
>anatolia is not greek
cringe
shut the fuck up
Why do you fags always give Germany more territory even though they've proven time and time again that they're completely incapable of holding it?
why would he you mongol
>Swiss bergjuden: speak gobbletygook, call it German
> Dutch clogsmen: swap in some A's and Z's, insist it's totally not German bro.
My Grandfather cucked yours.
Frenchie Faggot
Sandnigger where is the great kurdistan along side greater israel,fucking muslim nigger but desu what else would you expect from a britfag
I am quite okay with this version tbqh, seems quite comfy.
Um, you know Kaliningrad? That weird little lump of Russia just southwest of Lithuania? THAT'S East Prussia. You've given historically German clay to Poland-Lithuania and Polish clay to Germany.
You've also neglected to consider the common heritage between Denmark and Sweden - Denmark would be a lot more likely to unify with Sweden than with Germany if it had to choose. Romania's not Russian and doesn't want to be Russian, they'd probably join the Roman Empire because of the name. You've got a dumbfuck caliphate but you've left the Muslim-majority exSoviet republics out.
Um, sweetie, who currently occupies Alsace?
Finland is traditionally a Republic and will fight anyone who tries to impose absolute monarchy.
>A secular empire might be better.
>might
'Would' is the correct term.
That would be America, my faggoty friend
Ngl this map is looking pretty fresh
perfect europe does not ex-
You mean Königsberg?
Not a bad map, but it's your Pakiland you need to start worrying about before you move onto continents. What's up, Iqbal. Had a good Iftar?
What is this Tumor in the middle of my empire?
That's not what it says on the map.
You can have madagascar to build ghettos on, youll be okay david
Just like history, it doesnt Show much.
some croatian noble managed to get a claim on a german duchy, even more surprisingly they won a war against hre. i was surprised when i noticed. it has changed now
What a disgusting, anti-nationalist map.
You made every single country multi-ethnic. Literally every single one.
Looks healthier, thanks.
A starting point
>not OG Roman Empire
Gib reconquista at least
>you realize germans existed like that for 900 out of the last 1,000 years, right?
I am, but the unification under Bismarck was one of history's better map reshuffles.
>Austro-Hungary
The only legitimate criticism. This should have split amicably and was on the verge of doing so.
>Led to war
How? There were many contributing factors to this, but a unified Germany was not one of them.
>no, just end it
This desu. Can't wait for a cataclysm and Crossed:Badlands level of Chaos to reset the world and wipe the slate blank.
>Supporting israel
>In any shape or size
>A memeflag
*vomits*
Cheers user
Do you want a horde of turks in your nation? The sea will always be the best judge of two different nations.
It isn't the whole of old rome user, it's the kino early days when it was a pre-Caesar republic.
ethnic and linguistic and cultural similarities.
kek this
Here's a map I made a while ago based 100% on data rather than LARP.
I faithfully traced out borders to reflect the ethnic group which lives there. Thus borders reflect the Nation. And I have placed this over a natural geography background so we can see the natural features that are involved here.
The theme for this map is Blood and Soil.
If anyone lives in one of these exclaves and can demonstrate that my data is inaccurate, please let me know.
Why would you call it the new Roman republic when these spaghetti sucking fags haven't been able to beat anything in the last couple of hundred years ?
Same with the Germans .
Red should be smaller .
Green shouldn't exist .
>You've given historically German clay to Poland-Lithuania and Polish clay to Germany
Maybe my rough MS Paint job is not perfect, I shall admit, but we can dispute that part, I think I did a relatively good Job overall.
>Danes and Swedes
Who said anything about choosing? And much of that little penis shapes bit of land has been German historically.
>Romania
I would consider an independant nation perhaps.
>Ex Soviets
Islam will not make us kow tow to their demands, hence why west of the Bosphorus is Greek. It is European lands, as are the Caucasus mountains.
Based as fuck.
This is how Europe’s borders should look.
what about an ideal ethnic map of europe?
>Galicia that big
>South Mootugal
>Swiss curtain
>EU HQ
Based
>We're all lager swilling, bread munching, village dwelling niggas anyway.
true
>'Would' is the correct term.
Agreed, I was just peace making among my user frens
Cheers user, any improvements?
Why is Bristol some other fucking country?
We should all band together against the Saracens. And this is a future map if all goes well, just good fun user.
It's based on close cultural and linguistic ties and closer to how things have been historically. Russian Empire for example. A better time in history.
>Visegrad federation
Noice
NAPOLEON BY GRACE OF GOD AND THE WILL OF THE PEOPLE WAS THE LIVING INCARNATION OF EUROPA AND CEASAR BUT YOU FUCKING ANGL*S JUST HAD TO DESTROY IT.
I like it very much. I don't know why Hungary has weird splotches in Romania though. Or why France gets more of italy. Or why Corsica is not independent if anything.
Shut the fuck up you retarded american cunt
How are the Welsh more different to English than the Scots?
Nuke UK off the map and I will accept it.
This, we need to bring back the Continental System with the help of our Burgerbros. You can have Greenland.
shut up fag and get in here
>Dat Ireland
>Jewish Turkey
>EU Headquarters
>Turkish Iceland
>Colossal Luxembourg
>Greek Berlin
>FinWinBestonia
Top kek user
still mad that we kicked your asses?
That map just means war between the 'Romans'and the 'Krauts',man look at that borders,its pure war fuel
You wasted a rareflag post on this?
This was my attempt but a true ethnic map is so weird and mixed up.
Tbh, all of Europe shares good hearty food and strong fucking booze.
Tbh, is we could resurrect him and put him on the Golden Throne forever, I'd be happy with giving him the whole thing.
How?
That's beautiful
Großgermania UGHHHHH
>It's based on close cultural and linguistic ties
No it is not. Don't lie like that when it's obvious you never looked at an ethnic data map in your life. You carved up entire nations based on whim rather than data.
>how things have been historically
Irrelevant to a nationalist since true nationalism is based on people rather than arbitrary feudal borders. "History" encompasses the last 3000 years and every single nation has claim on every other part of Europe. So once again, your choice is arbitrary and anti-nationalistic.
>Russian Empire for example. A better time in history.
It was a terrible time for everyone they oppressed. Not only did Petrograd repress the natural nationalism of their subjects more brutally than the jews suppress White nationalism, but Russia practiced a form of industrial corporate feudalism.
With Hungary and Romania, there is a huge contention between the two nations because that large exclave represents a massive Hungarian majority region in Romania.
On France and Italy, there is a significant French minority in various Apline valleys.
On Corsica, unlike most places in Europe, there is some data on whether the Corsicans (who speak a varient of Italian) are more in favour of independence or joining Italy and the latter won out in the data I studied.
Huh?
Do you mean why Scotland is independent and not Wales? I toyed with the idea and came to the conclusion that a Welsh independence referrendum would probably not win while Scottish independence is much more likely. I also made a judgement call with Brettony and Occitan based on recent history. I'm open to altering the map though if you can make a convincing argument why they would want independence. I made a few such judgement calls that are less obvious such as no independent Sorbia or Frisia in Germany/Netherlands, no independent Friuli in Italy, and no independent Cornwall in England either. I am on the fense with Catalonia.
Frogland
>Grey: First Shitlam Reich
>Red: Britannia Pakistanika
>Light Green: New Poland
>Yellow: United Somalia Cuckistan
>Orange: New Spic Republic of non-whites
>Light Blue: Northern Mongolia
>Dark Blue: Eternal Mordore Empire
>Pink: Kingdom of What?
>Lilac: Great Butthert belt
>Aqua: Shitskin Federation
>Green: Lowest IQ Caliphate
>Brown: New Europe
Actually fixed.
Oh and btw, with Scottish borders, I studied recent election maps by county and awarded the counties which most strongly favoured union with Britain to Britain. Hence the slightly smaller borders for Scotland.
>you never looked at an ethnic data map in your life
It's my favourite thing to do, and yoiu cannot make a make pureply on ethinic data or most of SE europe would look like a fucking grandma made quilt.
>arbitrary feudal borders
That is how antions and people are made, they aren't arbitrary. I wouldn't expect a mutt to understand.
>It was a terrible time for everyone they oppressed
the stat of mutt education, After serfdom was abolished, people lived far bettter lives. And there was little petty infighting compared to what we saw in the 20th century.
>industrial corporate feudalism
Word salad. There was nothing wrong with Feudalism. People were poor because of the limitations of technology.
>Hungary and Romania
And yet they are, today, fine and peaceful without need for these bizarre splotches.
>French minority
And an Italian majority? then leave it be.
the most pathetic faggot Ive seen for ages
Kek
Be grateful you're landlocked, fuckers.
>Divided England where wales and cornwales nationalism didnt exist
>Get Germany teritory where didnt exist any german people
nice job
>deleted the Netherlands
>the Netherlands still is the only country with a coast outside of Ireland and Croatia
Lmao owned
Terrible but better than most.
Oh look ANOTHER Brit cringe maestro ruining British reputations.
KYS.
>tfw no longer an euromutt
>pure fourth reich blood
Nice.
>It's my favourite thing to do
Your map says otherwise.
>Feudalism is natural.
>I think it's totally normal for a German prince to rule over Frenchmen from England.
In that case, Trump should buy Yorkshire and give it to Japan.
You literally don't understand what nationalism is. Nationalism is based on blood and soil. Not money.
>After serfdom was abolished, people lived far bettter lives.
This is identical to the communist argument "After communism, people lived better lives"
>Word salad. There was nothing wrong with Feudalism
Landlords literally rented out their slaves to industrial capitalists. You are talking shit.
No normal person would put up with being rented to a corporation.
You are talking shit and I, an American, know more about European history than you. That should be extremely embarrasing. Start researching Russian history Perfidious Albion.
Needs more bordergore.
Cool. That way next time there is a tsunami, only Croats get fucked.