After a plague of vicious herring gull attacks across the UK that has left numerous dogs dead, children maimed and elderly postmen made prisoners in their own vans by flocks of these huge birds - now kids are being taught to surrender to them.
They're vicious, intelligent and huge. the council and police won't do anything and im scared to leave my house. I have nothing to fight with.
They attack children, pets, they'll attack anyone. How long until these dog sized birds realise they can gang up and kill people?
And NO we can't kill or hurt them, you will get put in jail.
Why oh why did we give up our guns!? Now we are defenceless for the sky-Jews.
Julian Cook
evil and cruel as fuck
Joshua Rogers
>now they're mates Well, I guess there are people around who keep pet rats...wouldn't surprised me if someone kept a rat with wings. Personally I find seagulls more annoying than any other bird. Crows may be loud as fuck but they're pretty based.
Sebastian Evans
>The great northern emu war Why are anglos getting keked by birds?
Leo Ward
BASED Go hug a tree. The rat bird had a quick death.
Sebastian Lee
In 10 years a million Indians will arrive, establish viceroys, and teach the people to shit in the streets. UK is over.
Cooper Roberts
hahaha amazing
Camden Turner
>Why are anglos getting keked by birds? They don't know how to cook them properly.
Why don't you nonces just start feeding them Alka-Seltzer. Just throw a bunch on your back porch...err..."garden". They won't explode until they're well away from your property, so your cunt ass municipal government probably can't catch you.
Parker Butler
>‘I heard one of the mums say “why did you do that in front of my child?” and he said “it’s vermin, you should teach your children about vermin”.
Same reason you couldn't do it here. Some animal lover will go fucking nuts and cause some fuss to get someone arrested. And the bongs freak the fuck out if someone tries to manage the badger population.
Mason Phillips
Just carry a badminton racket with you and if you need to fight off a seagull just tell the officer you thought you were just returning a stray shuttlecock.
I love seeing your people live in misery. Sleep in the brown colored shit pile your people have made. Worthless nation of bootlicking and ringkissing vermin.
Alexander Price
American have a lot of weird family-friendly past times. webm related
Still better than having fucking seagulls lay siege to your country.
Jace Richardson
KEK, was getting really frustrated at the lighting of it though.
Samuel Mitchell
Exactly the bastard needs to be on a flag.
Luke King
these bulls re fucking amazing desu, this fucker eats grass and looks like this, imagine a carnivor with a myostatin inhibitor
Caleb Jackson
>fucking birds terrorize you >you are not allowed to defend against them >if you do you go to jail >same fucking shit applies to niggers and sandniggers
jesus how fucking cucked you can get
Jayden Gray
This is nothing compared to those women who compared their shits.
I hear seagulls love holly bush berries but it gives them indigestion so make sure to mix crushed up Alka-Seltzer in with the berries so their stomachs don't hurt.
Its just picture of 4 looking ladies with plates of their own shit. Facebook if memory serves, pretty old somebody must have it
Colton Adams
Lol that anorexic kid with the chocolate syrup
Nolan Nelson
Nice, i have been bitten by them a few times when eating, in florida and the UK, annoying bastards, fun to knock them out of the sky with rocks though.
plz don't start a dick contest about which country is fucked the most,we all would win
Leo Nguyen
the based birds looked at how shitskins could just walk over the inbred island pussies so they are taking a crack at it now. just be happy they can't drive... yet.
Based seagulls Theyre evolving to eat sky rat's and soon fag dogs and stray cats They're the spirit animal of the white man, not content with his dietary confines the gull is killing vermin for more protein youtu.be/JOVRXEjFh-U youtu.be/xRPTBhmcyXY
Zachary Mitchell
>killing vermin >no reason Is this what mental retardation looks like?
Camden Turner
I was in Portree last week, in Skye. fucking wait line for the fish n chips shop was 30 minutes out the door, and as soon as this dumb blond roastie walked out on to the street a gull snatched her fish right out of her tra. she broke down cring and her gay ass italian bf tried to condole her... kek
>we found the live action Blaziken actor for the adaption
Matthew Ward
Aren't you like 52% white? I can't think of anything more submissive than literally giving your country away and becoming a minority. Please think before you speak in future, mutt!
Kayden Baker
Any videos of people training/using seagulls?
Blake Martinez
Kek'd and checked, i would if the bastards didnt run away.
Thats a great idea. >make hollow iron nigger head >fill with food >drill small holes Make gulls associate niggers with food
Logan Campbell
>Britain >Raped by seagulls >Australia >Raped by emus >Canada >Still holding the line against the goose threat. I think we all know which Commonwealth country turned out best.
Aaron Bennett
The last time somebody tried to defend themselves against oversized birds, they had to revert to "testing" nuclear weapons on an emu field.
Crows can trained to defend or attack a person. We must modernize falconry Jow Forums for the white race.
Adrian Nelson
a good proposal
Evan Myers
germany, britain and the swede compare which muslim dick that rapes them is the biggest HAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHA OH BOY I CAN'T EVEN!!!! Canada and NZ should join in the party HAHAHAHA
