/ptg/ PRESIDENT TRUMP GENERAL - FIGHT OR GO HOME! EDITION

PRESIDENT DONALD J TRUMP @POTUS
whitehouse.gov
donaldjtrump.com/
@realDonaldTrump @TeamTrump @TrumpWarRoom

>b-but Trump hasnt done anything!
promiseskept.com/
magapill.com/

>TRUMP 4EVA 6/21/19
pic.twitter.com/JDS4zUXXJG
ARCHIVED LINKS pastebin.com/ynXV6CHT
SCHEDULE/WH Public Pool: publicpool.kinja.com/

NEW APPEARANCES
>Pres Trump Interview w/Lawrence Smith 8/21/19
youtu.be/GWmnIsRbYGo
>Pres Trump @AMVETS 75th Natl Con 8/21/19
c-span.org/video/?463542-1/
youtu.be/0rG0H3Hj2RU
>Pres Trump arrives in Louisville KY 8/21/19
youtu.be/r1x9x-geFl4
>Pres Trump departs DC 8/21/19
youtu.be/R1iNWfWWQYk
>Pres Trump comments before departing WH 8/21/19
c-span.org/video/?463598-1/
youtu.be/nUXl1hJ5TCc
youtu.be/KIRSLZXFudc
>VP Pence @EliteWellServices on USMCA in Roswell NM (audio) 8/21/19
youtu.be/k4vMJv8lAW8
>AG IronBarr @Project Safe Neighborhoods Roundtable in Dallas TX 8/21/19
youtu.be/a4V2icxL1Xs
>AG IronBarr comments to reporters 8/21/19
youtu.be/3FtcfbJ5ra8
>ActDHSSec McAleenan Press Conf on Flores Ruling Changes 8/21/19
youtu.be/zDphxLi2Xnk
>1stAsstDir4InfraSec(CISA) Harrell @IDGA on Drone Threats 8/21/19
c-span.org/video/?463577-1/
>MARADAdm RearAdm Buzby @Navy League on US Maritime Strat 8/21/19
c-span.org/video/?463578-1/
>DoDIIS Worldwide Conf 2019 Day 3 8/21/19
dvidshub.net/video/704101/ (pt2)
>PrinDepPressSec Gidley on FoxNews 8/21/19
youtu.be/BwXIOVzl1MA
>StateDept Press Brief (Morgan) 8/21/19
dvidshub.net/video/704080/
>StateDeptVideo: Iran Extortion Diplomacy 8/21/19
youtu.be/jvGXse8OhBk
>Pres Trump bilat w/gyppo king Iohannis 8/20/19
c-span.org/video/?463565-1/
>Pres Trump welcomes gyppo king Iohannis 8/20/19
c-span.org/video/?463564-1/

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rushlimbaugh.com/daily/2019/08/06/red-flag-laws-are-a-pipeline-to-gun-control/
youtube.com/watch?v=9pNTeohWpuk
archive.fo/51r0I
archive.is/9VPxW#selection-1893.0-1893.234
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int.nyt.com/data/documenthelper/1654-bernie-sanders-green-new-deal/761873c26ec4075c609b/optimized/full.pdf#page=1
sqlite.org/codeofethics.html
youtube.com/watch?v=Qh8rpFTVBuM
twitter.com/NSFWRedditGif

MAGA!

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I love Trump and I hate gun control
Call your or other people's representatives and senators at federal and state level you niggers. Email them, write letters like the boomers do which apparently works, and screech at their offices autistically. I don't think anything will come out of this, but it's better to be safe than sorry now isn't it. It makes no sense for you to come down here and whine impotently like how jews do about how one faggoty failed Austrian painter supposedly killing millions of their kind. Also read this:
amp.usatoday.com/amp/1916451001

Mitch McConnell has repeatedly blocked gun control legislation in the senate because he's smart enough to realize how stupid that would be. Also, please do the same to the White House. Trump more or less likely has interns here watching us, but fill up the lines. Let him know how you feel about this pretty bad idea.

The fact people fail to understand that, considering the people manning the federal government (the blokes answering phones, for instance) are the same as 40 years ago and trained by the same as 80 years ago, no wonder that THEY DON’T GIVE A FUCK FOR INTERNET OUTRAGE. But clogged phone lines? That get forwarded very fast to representatives and the executive as feedback from their base.

DO NOT GET COMPLACENT. START SCREECHING AT THE TOP OF YOUR LUNGS NOW, NIGGERS. DO IT MY FRENS. START SCREECHING AT EVERY REPUBLICAN CONGRESSNIGGER.

ALSO. THE LORD OF ALL BOOMERS RUSH LIMBAUGH AND DON JR. ARE AGAINST RED FLAG LAWS. THIS IS GOOD BUT NOT ENOUGH. MAKE YOUR SCREECHY FAGGY NIGGER VOICES HEARD, NIGGERS.
rushlimbaugh.com/daily/2019/08/06/red-flag-laws-are-a-pipeline-to-gun-control/
youtube.com/watch?v=9pNTeohWpuk

LIVES AND RIGHTS ARE ON THE LINE.
PERDUE IS AGAINST THEM
archive.fo/51r0I

NEBRASKAN CONGRESSNIGGER IS AGAINST THEM TOO
archive.is/9VPxW#selection-1893.0-1893.234

#3 man for the Republicans are against them too
archive.fo/zkzHn

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MAGA

too bad this image isn't relevant anymore since the successful infiltration and subversion of STEM is complete

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MAGA

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I haven’t got morning wood in two years

IT'S A MOVEMENT

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Can someone explain why carl and huggers can make up but the pirate can't? Whats his fucking problem?

>never gotten wood in my life
>only stone bean

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Far as I can tell, they're just conflicting personalities. I like 'em both, for very different reasons.

Imagine how much money we are saving now from that and pic related.

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Tha’s tha shtuff

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fucking white knights who cave to their demands

>stone bean

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>call yourself the Chosen One
>quote a guy calling you King of Israel and the second coming of God
>Jews everywhere catch the reference and immediately start taking credit for killing Jesus
>if Trump keeps the controversy going another three months it hits Christmas season
4D chess.

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> You now realize Zombieland's Kotaro Tatsumi voice actor is the same of Pandora's Actor from Overlord
Makes sense, doesn't it

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>qt314 runs up to you
>"user, the U.S. government is illegally using military funds to build a stupid wall. I need help spreading this message about the tyranny of Trump. You will help me, r-right?"


wat do

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bcs huggers is a whore, plain and simple

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Why is there a batawoo on the roof?

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It's time for your daily dose.

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>you know realize no one gives a shit about your stupid animu takes

>show her my MAGA hat

>57.4 billion dollars a year was going to gibs for people who aren't even citizens

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Here's BERNIE'S GREEN NEW DEAL, for anyone that wants to read it:

int.nyt.com/data/documenthelper/1654-bernie-sanders-green-new-deal/761873c26ec4075c609b/optimized/full.pdf#page=1

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I'm willing to make up with him in a split second.
He just doesn't like my posts.

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>when you remember the Story Arc

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Huzzah for tyranny! Get in the way of the wall get a taste of the blade!

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[increasingly hilarious, haughty, and hypocritical pirate screeching]

goddamn it women! when will you stop being stupid?!

>shills will ignore this

No, just daily training!

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DAMN IT PORTUGAL I TOLD YOU TO-
Oh... nevermind.

Hey Portunigger I finally took your advice and called a hooker. She grabbed my cash, said she had to pay her driver and that she would BRB and told me to take a shower. She hopped in the car and they drove away. What is this shit?

China is what western countries must have been like during the industrial revolution. It's a magical place of death and disaster.

Prove it's illegal. The Constitution gives the President unilateral authority to restrict immigration and defend the nation's borders.

Doubt.jpg

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JEJ; best wall ads always come from its detractors

Trump detractors in this thread
> LOL, Trump built no wall
Trump detractors in real life
> PLEASE! HELP STOP TRUMP, HE'S BUILDING 46 MORE MILES OF WALL WITH STOLEN FUNDS!!

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I take no small amount of joy in driving him crazy

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>I am with the X center
making your life hell is their job.

The Pirate is a colossal faggot. With that being said, all of the personalities are.

this is how other people see you

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I don't get the bickering. I think he takes shit way too seriously sometimes.

well except for BASED sqlite

sqlite.org/codeofethics.html

>trips two threads in a row

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>no dragon dildo
0/10

If only you knew just how bad things really are.
Just add more explosions.

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JEJ, nice once pastaleaf. Should have added something liek
> she ate my porridge, said it was too hot, ate mom's porridge and said it's too cold.
> Fucking bitch then ate my young sister porridge and said it was just right, slept in her bed then left!

HAHAHA, Truck.kun can't catch me if I'm in the sidewa-

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Want Trump out of office next year?

Save your money. Delay all major purchases until 2021. Don't buy a car, don't buy new furniture, don't buy electronics, don't eat out, don't go to Starbucks. Just the basics. Crashing this economy.

does it really have to be this hard to get the nut

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Most people died of sickness. Industrial accident didn't account for much.

It takes diff'rent strokes to move the world. Let huggers be huggers, let skelewizard be skelewizard, and let Carl be Carl.

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>Just add more explosions.
And, for some reason, an irresistible desire to pet the lathe

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In his defense, his sense of humor is “very dry” (read: nonexistent)

>blue coat NOPEing the fuck outta there
kek

also kek at the medic checking for a pulse

man am i doing it wrong

UwU

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DO NOT PET THE LATHE
>read the filename after I type that
lel, I'm posting it anyway.

I wonder which animes they get sent too. Clearly as soulless bugmen, they become the faceless mooks you're supposed to mow down with wanton abandon.
That too.

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It takes a lot of energy to be that booty-blasted
Eventually he'll either stop coming here or develop a sense of humor. It's a win either way.

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Kek, he wants to invest 16.3 trillion and says it will pay for itself in 15 years. The absolute state of this idiot.

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> hey guys, see you lat- NOPE, let's get the fuck out of here

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Donald "King of Israel" Trump

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i'm hearing Greenland is trying to get weapons of mass destruction

"Shave your armpits, I can smell your pussy from here"

>He just doesn't like my posts.
But why, and why does you saying you're a gril trigger the fuck out of him

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I support AOC

No.

Just need to wheel out Colin Powell to seal the deal and Greenland will be American clay.

She had it coming.

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Just plant an Iranian flag and Bolton will be on it like white on rice.

Buy Greenland and rename it Trumpland

This site really slow for anyone else today?
Its taking 5-10sec for the page to fully load.

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remember that besides his "green new deal" he's also planning to give free healthcare. That's unironically like 30 TRILLION dollars in total minimum

>qt

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Has nobody challenged this yet in the lower courts? I'm actually surprised if this is the case and will be delighted if it remains that way.

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so reparations?

> The new Cristiano Ronaldo can't be chines-

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How does one maintain Chad composure (never look below horizon) and balances it with floor safety in China?

>Vermont elected that idiot

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> with an explicit chouve of
excluding white people, which will be footing the whole cost of the endeavour. No thanks, I'll take my chances with the chinese

> that assist tho
Hey OniiChan, are you hungry?

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Absolutely no idea.

My best guess is that once upon a time I made a comment that I thought him painting his fingernails/having earrings was the big gay. I really don't give a fuck and was just banting/teasing, but that must have really shook him. So it's a "HOW CAN YOU SAY ME DOING SOMETHING THE BIG GAY IRL IS THE GAY WHEN YOU DO X??

But even then that's me just guessing based on his haughty snide remarks that utterly refuse to elaborate on anything.

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kidnap her, take her to cartel controlled stronghold, and leave explicit instruction that she be kept alive but otherwise they're free to do whatever they want.
>everything I post is satire and if you don't believe me you're just an unintelligent pedo.

Yeah.
>Yang qualified
>inb4 autistic Portuguese noises

2019 US Congress jews (1.4% of the US population)

youtube.com/watch?v=Qh8rpFTVBuM

Senate (9% jewish, 650% over-representation)

Tammy Baldwin (D)
Bernie Sanders (I)
Ron Wyden (D)
Chuck Schumer (D)
Jacky Rosen (D)
Ben Cardin (D)
Chris Van Hollen (D)
Richard Blumenthal (D)
Dianne Feinstein (D)

House (8% jewish, 600% over-representation)

Adam Schiff (D)
Brad Sherman (D)
Pete Aguilar (D)
Alan Lownethal (D)
Mike Levin (D)
Susan Davis (D)
Ed Perlmutter (D)
Bill Posey (R)
Lois Frankel (D)
Ted Deutch (D)
Debbie Wasserman Schultz (D)
Jan Schakowsky (D)
Brad Schneider (D)
Abby Finkenaur (D)
John Yarmuth (D)
Jamie Raskin (D)
Elissa Slotkin (D)
Andy Levin (D)
Dean Phillips (D)
Josh Gottheimer (D)
Lee Zeldin (R)
Jerrold Nadler (D)
Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez (D)
Max Rose (D)
Eliot Engel (D)
Nita Lowey (D)
Suzanne Bonamici (D)
David Cicilline (D)
David Kustoff (R)
Steve Cohen (D)
Elaine Luria (D)
Kim Schrier (D)

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Well considering that Turtleman has been approving new judges it is less likely that any judge will take that case seriously. That is what I believe anyhow. Wait no, Caliniggeristan sued.
I love how unexpected it was.

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Install Gentoo.

I think the usual suspects vowed to fight it, but I haven't heard of any new court filings.

>not putting on your wizard hat and robe

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Yesterday
>lol Trump is a jewish puppet
Today
>lol Trump is the King of the Jews. They are naming towns and mountains after him
Kek

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Every time I see bugs on bikes I just don't fucking understand what goes through their minds. Absolutely zero fucking forethought. They swerve around bus-chan and truck-kun without a second thought of what just might be on the other side. That .webm isn't what you really look for when passing, but if he couldn't see that hole, I doubt he could see another truck or something running the light. Like, fucking anything. Don't just jump into the water without knowing how deep it is.
Oh shit, last sentence just reminded me of that one kid who split his whole face open when he slipped while diving and hit a bar right before the water's edge. Lemme see if I can find it on Jewtube.
Nope, it's probably flagged as too gory or something. I know there's a .webm somewhere. It's some kid in like Brazil or something.

I don't get how they keep electing a bolshevik.

lad, it's as simple as this
> be nice
no excuses

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Read your SICP, son.
>we conjure the spirits of the computer with our spells

and I'm sure since he is either ethnically jewish himself or at the very least an avid kabbala reader that my anti-kike stances rub him the wrong way.

Curiously enough, I get along pretty okay with the one kike challah baker who likes Nano from nichijou but always bullis my Yukko pictures.

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