literally no side effects whatsoever, it's a huge quality of life improvement, makes you more masculine, promotes muscle growth, promotes sexual dominance and aggression.
not to mention it's psychological effects are stronger than weed even though every kike promotes it
Doesn't it promote balding? Would rather get my test from the gym rather than everyone being the same roided hairlets.
balls shrink and can fuck your joints and digestion up. Show roids that can get my test back to teenage levels and i'll pay decent for it
>literally no side effects whatsoever
testosterone is converted into estrogen in the body, so if you take extra testosterone, it will convert to extra estrogen, next to shutting down your own body's testosterone production
gynecomastia can be a result of this, bitch tits which can only be removed surgically
so no it has serious side effects
having test at all promotes balding
its why women who enter menopause start balding
its why men start balding first
you already have test in your body, prepare to become hairlet
just eat steaks, fool
well it is the enzyme 5,alpha-reductase which converts test to DHT that promotes the balding
you can be high test but low on 5,a-R
That's why juicers also take estrogen blockers and aromatase inhibitors.
It's fucking stupid, just filter your drinking water, go on a diet and work out.
Exactly. Testerone added from outside the body causes the body to stop making as much Testerone. Over time, the organs controlling production go under-utilized and fail.
The best thing to do to raise test is to exercise, eat healthy(particularly red meat, veggies, clean filtered or distilled water), and sleep a healthy amount(between 6 to 8 hours). Abstain from orgasms for a few days at a time(for the forseeable future) and stop consuming porn when you do, and your Test levels will naturally rise and rehabilitate if they were being conditionally lowered.
Only when you are old and it is recommended by a doctor should you ever take testerone supplements, and that's very case by case.
Men don't bald in their teen years when DHT is the highest.
Aside from genetic related cases, baldness is probably from periods of estrogen dominance, because it causes cortisol to spike in the blood and we know cortisol causes baldness.
>literally no side effects whatsoever,
Tell that to your endocrine system in few years.
DHT IS the active version of testosterone, more testosterone alone won't change anything, only when it's converted to DHT it's starting to do it's job with muscle growth, balding, etc
Soft eugenics most likely.
Think it like this.
If you are average user posting on /pol,you can go and do facial surgery,bone extending surgeries,hair transplants,teeth implants,test boost,steroid induced muscle growth.
You are finaly looking like a man that can get a wife,pump her up,and imagine her shock when she delivers creature that should be shot on the spot cause your genes are still garbage after all that work.
Masculine traits are not test induced,but by proper father figure in you early and teen life.I know ugly shit teen nerd that have mens brain and mens thinking and i know "chads" that are actually instagram thot mentality but in male body.
Stop fixing yourself for others faggot.Test is not your problem,your problem is you being a faggot
DHT doesn't effect muscle mass, it's androgenic not anabolic.
The dependancy conversion that comes from large artifical doses means if the person ever stops, they face a range of significant problems from the resulting hormone loss.
I think it should be legal but people need to smarten up about it.
Genetics
As if being bald is going to matter when your cock is 11 inches.
Turns your grapes into raisins
Premature balding + enlarged prostate
Trust me you don't want the 2nd one. Pissing is annoying now
>eugenics
But actually T levels are mostly environmental
When you grow up drinking soi formula you will be low T. This is environment not genes
Lol. What a stupid fag. If you don’t consider permanent reductions in your own body’s ability to produce the hormone a side effect, then go ahead. Just know that once you start, if you ever stop, you will likely have stunted hormone levels permanently. This leads to soft muscles, soft dick, and bitch tits.
This. Not to mention that taking testosterone will severely change your DNA making the whole "bad baby" point pointless.
Wrong.
Pointless.
No it doesn't.
This low IQ belgian hasn't heard of CRISPR and estrogen blockers. Ever heard of surgery for gyno either you nigger?
The prostate issue is fixed easily.
How? please help mister
It shrinks your testicles
>no side effects whatsoever
Ignorant fuck, learn what negative feedback is
Listen you may think there are no side effects however there are. No for each and every user, but can cause irregular heart beats. It takes a while, so by the time it starts it might not be connected with the use of testosterone. A male nurse told me this, happened to him, he had to research it himself cuz his doctor didn't have a clue. Guise pls be careful if you use this stuff.
>muh CRISPR
This memeflag faggot has barely passed highschool biology and he thinks himself an expert on molecular biology
This doesn't happen ever. The "doctors" and the "science" on this is wrong. After stopping TRT your body adapts and keeps producing levels equivalent to what you have been supplementing.
>"bad baby"
could you imagine the nobody having a child?
>How? please help mister
hey mr.mister
It's difficult to tinkle mister. Sometimes i just stare at my tinky winker for a minute or 2 until the tinkle dribbles out
>Not to mention that taking testosterone will severely change your DNA
what the fuck are you talking about?
changes to DNA would render you a cancerous blob of shit.
test is amazing for anyone who hasn't tried it, your body recovers fro injury super fast, you gain muscle and motivation. Skin looks great, energy, it's just wonderful. I've recommend everyone five hundred milligrams a week
Also cost you a fortune in divorce settlements
It doens't change your DNA but it could activate gens that are dromant, changing your active gens.
It changes you gen expression, as a lot of things change your gen expression.
Being confronted with a new environment and new tasks also changes your gen expression .
no idea what that's about but it hasn't troubled me in any way, made my balls about ten percent smaller but my dick about 10 percent bigger so my gf didn't care
>It's difficult to tinkle mister. Sometimes i just stare at my tinky winker for a minute or 2 until the tinkle dribbles out
IK BUTT all this electronic warefare shit,poisoned water hole and radioactive meat.
This is momscience. What are "dormant genes"? What do you mean by gen expression other that just your behavior?
DAS ONE LONG ASS NEEDLE NEGER
>distilled water
bruh
Duh deep durrr what is temoxifen? What are aromatase inhibitors?
>no side effects
Saged, you are a retard
So your body starts juicing for you? Wow!
epigenetics you doofus
>test is almost impossible to get a prescription for without legitimate medical need (you need to have the T levels of a prepubescent girl)
>Estrogen HRT, meanwhile, is handed out like skittles
Funny I actually have a MS in molecular biology.
Yes, literally. The bad side effects occur only from synthetic steroids. Your body notices the high quantity of natural testosterone in your body and adjusts accordingly.
Actually, I have an idea.
>Go to shrink
>say you're trans
>she recommends HRT
>"Well doc its not that simple, I think I'm a man trapped in the body of a woman who has gender dysphoria"
>"To achieve my true gender, I actually need Test so my inner woman can become the man she's always desired to be"
>Get T script, grow huge, shrink balls
>Profit
>promotes sexual dominance and aggression.
Why would I want this?
There isn't a single medical application of CRISPR outside of China (allegedly) and you know it. The off-target effects of promiscuous guide RNA strands have yet to be mitigated in any capacity, as the tech stands now, its just begging to cause ridiculous chromosomal rearrangements and to break tumor regulator genes/promote oncogenes in humans. And thats not even to mention the problem of gene delivery for such a large mRNA transcript or whole protein (Cas9 itself).
>t. 2 years in a CRISPR lab
Certain genes are activated in certain circumstances. Trouble is knowing which ones and how of course.
I'm bald as you can see. My test is through the fucking roof and women fucking love it
How do I get real natural testosterone then?
BB's
it was legal in the U.S. until the 80's when baseball players went crazy out juicing each other to be able to hit better and congress instead of doing their actual job used it as a big distraction held multiple hearings and then legislated it controlled
Wow, a lot of disinfo in this thread. Test is fine if you take it in controlled doses and you are aware of how other drugs work to negate side effects. All the horror stories you hear are from extreme cases or idiots using them cluelessly. Anything in ridiculous amounts taken carelessly will lead to bad stories or experiences.
I've tried a whole bunch of steroids and they're great. They work, they make you feel like a god, but you need to remember what they are: performance enhancers. That's it, they'll help you reach a goal.
Ever play Dark Souls? That 1% buffed in a long boss fight seems minuscule, but at the end that added damage compiles. Steroids just give you like 5% "buff" to your goals. You still need to go balls deep in training to reach the end.
Also TRT is going to be the next "dude Weed shops" in about 5 years. You heard it here first. Also ZOG doesn't want the sheep to have high test.
Lastly, Dianabol is the best preworkout on the face of this earth.
Sure OP and the jews control the government
Oh wait
>no side effects
Nigger how are balls shrinking not a side effect
nice momscience lmfao
hi
im british
how do i buy steroids online from russia or china
all these 'guys' on these steroid forums are paying through bitcoin and western union; and paying turks n kurds, id rather buy steroids from russia or china via visa, anyone know of a legit website for this?
This actually. There are men on TRT until the end of their lives and they have had no negative side effects whatsoever. Not to mention the negative aspects of testosterone only start really occurring if you take huge doses.
Honestly, don't. If getting test you want the cleanest and purest grade you can get. Currently, medical grade test *is* indistinguishable from natural testosterone, and the only way they bust pro athletes is if their T levels are out of the permitted specific ranges. Not only is it undetectable, your body won't be able to tell the difference either. As a result you want actual medical grade T, which is usually sold by dealers that have access to hospitals. They aren't that difficult to find, but they charge a significant penny. Stay away from most bitcoin stuff, as a lot of it is made in underground labs, where the quality isn't that great.
You can use endrogen blockers, but you cannot stop ball shrinkage.
You can thank the (((Wieders))) for lobbying to make it illegal because it was effective. Then turn around and sell protein powder and snake oils to scam would be bodybuilders out of shekels because the real stuff is now illegal. Schedule 1?!?!one Nigga please!
seems much simpler and healthier to just do 20 body squats and 20proper push-ups every morning after you take a piss but before you do anything else. every morning.
I'm currently boymaxxing hehe so maybe huge muscles aren't the best thing plus I recycle a lot of my pee and could easily quadruple or 8x my dose without trying. Also I took synthetic dhea once and it made my pee taste terrible!
we literally need Kekistan to have legal LSD and testosterone for all male citizens. In some cases (weakboys), mandatory.
Fluoride lowers your IQ in the womb, faggot.
Other contaminants are also horrible for you.
sciencemag.org
Get fucked.
Actually promotes confidence and an inability to listen to women prattle on for hours.
High T doesnt promote aggression on it's own. But when it comes along, it's no biggie.
lel
you are talking about juicers who shoot up test levels x20 of those found in normal males.
I think using it to boost testosterone to the higher end of normal humans, perhaps slightly above.
Your body can take that. Hell, it's part of normal HRT therapy for old men.
>Men don't bald in their teen years
LOL
>Would rather get my test from the gym
By sucking the male gym goers off in the locker room right faggot?
Kys you disgusting piece of shit
you need to have pretty shit genetics tbqh.
But I know a case.
I know some gym bros that take test/roids and I seriously wonder if they now have lower IQ as a result. They seem to have no self awareness to their aggression around people anymore.
Think of the Cuomo "Fredo" incident. He was displaying classic roid rage.
>Think of the Cuomo "Fredo" incident. He was displaying classic roid rage.
That wasn't roid rage it was anger at some loser bothering him while he was trying to eat dinner with his family.
People don't understand personal boundaries these days. Don't fucking start shit with someone in public like a toxic man-child.
Not talking about fluoride, retard.
Distilled water can leach minerals from your body.
Because this is far more important, in America...
>Take test supplements
>Take estrogen blockers to block test supplements
>Then get surgery for your mantits
>Forget about your balls
>meme flag
Unironically go to the hospital now. You may be literally retarded. I'm serious, user.
>Wow, a lot of disinfo in this thread. steroids just give you like 5% "buff" to your goals. You still need to go balls deep in training to reach the end.
Steroids dont give you just a %5 bluff. How can a drug that gives just a 5% bluff turn women into men? we all have seen those girls who even more muscle than a high school football player. I know all of this depends on the dose, but that excuse that juicers used "its just the final touch" is hugely misleagind
Imagine being such a sissy you need to take test to look like a man, you are LITERALLY a tranny at this poing
How will you manage to CRISPR each and every single individual cell in your body, one at a time, in under 400,000,000 years??
The only man-child was cuomo throwing a temper tantrum over a word.
They were at a bar and the guy was trolling him and cuomo humiliated himself by showing how thin skinned he is.
tfw starting to bald and have ridges on my fuckin scalp
>The only man-child was cuomo throwing a temper tantrum over a word.
>They were at a bar and the guy was trolling him and cuomo humiliated himself by showing how thin skinned he is.
Why would you troll someone at a bar? Are you that immature that you go out in public and start shit with people?
Autism at it finest. No wonder why we want you people locked away.
Fyi, i would of knocked that "troll" out cold.
Don't forget that BPA is still in/on fucking everything (except some plastic bottles! Yay!) and you're actually megadosing the shit every time you make skin contact with thermal paper such as a receipt - far more than you'd ever get from a fucking water bottle.
so theres no legit russian or chinese websites?(them being stable countries), unlike the plethora of british websites supporting shitskins of kurds, turks...i cant fund organised crime(created by tony blair).
really need a stable russian or chinese website that take bank cards unlike the organised western union/bitcoin
Goto one of the markets on Tor,set up an account,buy bitcoin,purchase roids. Don't listen to the fag that replied. The stuff you'll get off the darkweb is fine. You will never get medical grade test anywhere around because the gym guys won't sell it to you. They keep that shit for themselves.
Get a steroid testing kit online to test what you get off the darknet.
I did and never had a problem with gaining any mass. Someone else on here said estrogen blockers. He's right. You need to grab those also
It’s totally legal in the US.
Just change your identity to female, then request hormone therapy to become male.
The reason you low T fags never came up with the idea is because you’re LOW T.
They’ll even give it to you for free, just put on some clown make-up when you go to ask for it.
why the FUCK is the cap still on in that picture????
Kike gommunism.
>They were at a bar
His wife and 9 year old daughter were with him. They were at a restaurant
>Honestly, don't. If getting test you want the cleanest and purest grade you can get. Currently, medical grade test *is* indistinguishable from natural testosterone, and the only way they bust pro athletes is if their T levels are out of the permitted specific ranges. Not only is it undetectable, your body won't be able to tell the difference either. As a result you want actual medical grade T, which is usually sold by dealers that have access to hospitals. They aren't that difficult to find, but they charge a significant penny. Stay away from most bitcoin stuff, as a lot of it is made in underground labs, where the quality isn't that great.
Stop giving bad advice
Maybe I'll just pop some D-Bol or give it to some kids or something LMAO!!!
Feed your daughter lots of Tyson chicken and Anavar.
No it doesn't retard. There are plenty of minerals in the average diet, tap water or distilled water makes no difference. Boil away a glass of tap water, all you'll find is a mg of "minerals" if even that. It's almost nothing to begin with. Distilled water is harmless.
>Doesn't it promote balding?
Only alpha-testosterone promotes balding. For any other reason it's good for you
You're mistaking the role of testosterone with alpha-testosterone
Best way is to lift
Women think you're a dying cancer patient