Brit/pol/ - Shoe Shine edition

>Teen stabbed boy to death after Facebook row
bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-northamptonshire-49424634

>BAME positive discrimination 'needed when hiring for jobs'
bbc.co.uk/news/uk-wales-49410986

>Leaked emails show Ukip leader comparing Muslims to Nazis
theguardian.com/politics/2019/aug/22/leaked-emails-show-ukip-leader-richard-braine-comparing-muslims-nazis

>Six pensioners seized in swoop on dogging site
dailystar.co.uk/news/world-news/six-senior-citizens-seized-swoop-18983794

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youtube.com/watch?v=Lvp0SfAOEpk
argos.co.uk/product/4425650
youtube.com/watch?v=3KgB-sI2H-c
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Lads, let me just say that i love you so much that i won't end it because otherwise, i would not be able to converse with you.


Even if the bachelor's is unrelated to what i'd like to study?
Thank you for the answer my lad

Bash their heads in with a shovel today.

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Does Timothy James Byrne have a bathroom in his rented flat in High Wycombe?

I can't work out where it may be given the layout seen in the vids.

if you go on the council website, you can usually find floor plans for residential addresses under planning applications

comfy viewing if you like art, plinky plonky music and being depressed

youtube.com/watch?v=_fuIMye31Gw

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love you too mate x
just wanted you to know

Just something about all humans being the same. I just hate how it listens in all the time
ok
>Gender is a personal identity based on a spectrum between (or separate from) male and female. Therefore, there can be as many genders as there are people. Gender is often confused with sex, which refers to reproductive anatomy

Take the building off them, throw them in a ditch and shoot them in the head, today!

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I regret to inform you that the boomers are at it again.

twitter.com/BeccyRyan/status/1164490897041580032

tim you are spilling your tea!

take the building off them and bury them under the building

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>doing it in waitrose
TOP KEK
the middleclass liberals really do need to be collectively lynched

>twitter.com/BeccyRyan/status/1164490897041580032
why the fuck doesn't someone just trample the cunts?
not exactly assault, 'they were deliberately in the way and i have poor balance'

Because they did it in Waitrose. I dare those cunts to try it in Iceland.

NOT THE TEA NOOO

>protesting against capitalism
>in waitrose
this has to be a parody

>boomers
millennials

>I dare those cunts to try it in Iceland.
this
they would get boffed into oblivion

I'm glad you are aware of the importance of the situation

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Why is the tea all pissing out like that. I bet he fucking reaks of BO too.

how often do you think timmy washes?
does he have a shower or a bath?
I reckon he is a bath man

Same type of shit I read in an article about remainer losers getting more and more crazy
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>Afterwards, a protester told me that when she had drawn tarot cards, they showed that Britain would stay in the EU. But it wasn’t certain. “I did that six months ago,” she said. “Energies can change.”

I mean for fuck's sake

Yeah, flannel in the bath jobby.

>why do anti-logging protesters protest outside the office of a logging company

youtube.com/watch?v=Lvp0SfAOEpk

THEME OF THU NORF!!!!!

>tarot cards
this has to e a meme

>Yeah, flannel in the bath jobby.
excuse me what? can you educate me on what that means?

based

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>I reckon he is a bath man
patrician

>she had drawn tarot cards
in the old days, you could burn a witch at the stake for being in possession of tarot cards.

COOM ON ENGLAND!

baths actually get you cleaner i think, opens up the pores more

Timothy James Byrne is a man of exquisite culture

>go away for two weeks
>8ch still down
a-anyone know where the /newbrit/ bois went?

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"This, then, is the basis of Socialism, that England should be owned by the English, and managed for the benefit of the English, instead of being owned by a few rich idlers”

-Robert Blatchford

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they started a subreddit. I hear it's pretty lit.

Actually I think he washes himself out of the sink using a dirty rag or decades old flannel. Got no time for anything else, he's got videos to make!

And just his face. Nothing else.

redpilled

I would also like this information

So is ed dead or has the fat fuck resurrected?

when I worked at waitrose we'd bring the produce onto the shop floor on these big cages like pic related
some of them were heavy as fuck depending what was in them
if you went in a straight line for a bit you could get really fast and do an absolute number on anyone in your way

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he's a shower man
the other day he posted "haven't showered in 24h"

You tried nein?

I was got taken out by one of these as a very small child in a tesco in cardiff

>captcha shows me a zebra crossing
>asks me about "crosswalks"
I want Americans to fuck off desu.

I'm /brit/, not /newbrit/, but all I know is that endchan is still down but /britfeel/ is over on julay.world but willing to accept refugees as long as they don't shit up the place.

Yeah those things are lethal.

>he's a shower man
BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

I like washing my feet in the bathroom sink.

Yeah but he says a lot of things, like his laptop is being hacked when Twitter won't refresh. He fucking stinks.

Bollocks. Your literally sitting in a puddle of your own muck. Sauna then shower ftw

I miss Doogler and the best Bs

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>your

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tbqh i also perused the asmr board I miss that too, to my shame

Start buying guns.

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I remember giving my tackle a rinse in a pub sink once when I thought I was in.

My Nan got something similar to this on the NHS to help with her corns. I tried it, and it's pretty fucking awesome.

argos.co.uk/product/4425650

Conversely, Shopper Bear loves the Ocado drivers.

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What? That's right it's not "You are"

Oh wait the other your. Fuck me rsgged

you new here?

back to school soon son don't worry!
I'm buying your uniform in matalan now

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They actually thought this was funny

>>BAME positive discrimination 'needed when hiring for jobs'
>We all deserve the same chances... therefore, I think positive discrimination would be good for us

>Positive discrimination is currently illegal under the Equality Act 2010.
Thanks goodness, some still are in their right mind.

WHERE IS THE UK LOVING ITALIAN user

I want to be his friend

"positive discrimination" is doublespeak nonsense.

he actually thought this was funny

He'd be called a racist today just for saying that.

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But "positive action", which is pretty much the same thing, is legal. The BBC use it all the time to overlook white men.

based

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Explain

A magpie is now pecking at the remaining remnants of the Pidgeon carcass

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shut up you vile turd

so does argos.
i applied to 2 different argos jobs (one in my home town and one in the next town over).
i sent the same cv for both, but it also asks you your age,religion, skin color and sexual orientation.
i filled in the home town one honestly (white,31, single, christian, straight) and the other one (arab, 20, single, muslim, gay).
guess which one gave me an interview.

I've had my face dragged in
Fifteen miles of shit
And I do not And I do not
And I do not like it
So how can anybody say
They know how I feel
When they are they
And only I am I

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You know damn well that the law doesn't matter.
It's selectively enforced to support globohomo interests, same as ever.

>WHERE IS THE UK LOVING ITALIAN user
Probably somewhere in Italy.

youtube.com/watch?v=3KgB-sI2H-c

what's the lion's name???

Why did you apply at argos m8 what are you doing.

Get a job at a pub or something, fucking petshop has cut girls you could chad atleast.Argos m8 what the fuck.

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After further research I think it was a sparrow hawk and not a peregrine falcon

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Did you get a job in the end?

sleaford mods are a shite version of this

Thanks for the update lad keep us posted.

i read the peregrine falcons are the fastest moving animal, when they do their dive bombing thing they can break the sound barrier.

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Are you trying to correct the fucking record lad

>somewhere in Italy

No shit you bogan cunt.

It may also cold have been a northern goshawk

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Yeah he minced in while in black face shouting DURKA DURKA JIHAD and they gave him a managers position

Probably died for Israel by now

magpies are based

its tru meeert. they fookin arre. 'ate seagulls. luv perrreiwuinz.

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Never heard them

news.sky.com/story/burning-grenfell-tower-model-was-joke-among-friends-accused-claims-11791265

ARE LAD GOT OFF

is that norfwave?

Who says there's no such thing as British cuisine?

good to know

cunts mostly

I saw a group of 8 magpies outside yesterday.

Niggers

m8, i've only had one job as a cleaner, long story short, had a mental breakdown for 8/9 years and have been trying to get my life back together since (didn't go college, left high school with D's)
obivously not. but currently getting the gov to pay for my sia licence, so i'm gonna see where that takes me

Niggers pakis and lefties (French peasants)

Have you seen a blue pheasant?

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just about all foreigners