PRESIDENT TRUMP GENERAL - CAN'T BEAT THE HEAT EDITION /ptg/

>americans got misled for 250 years

maybe whites aren't the superior race after all.....

You realize he does it just to torture them

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Attention:
When you give (you)'s to the pole, this is who you are responding to. Please think before wasting them. Thank you.

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pls dont ban me
t.hobo

UPDATE

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>Journalists passing out in a mild heat think they will be on the winning side in the coming civil war.

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fu

The Trail of Tears wasn't enough.

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Better enjoy your time while you still have it Trumptards. Because your orange cheeto is a one term president

MAGA

Why don't any of these retards CC if they think they might get suicided?

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Not 250 years user. I would say from 1913 forward.
I’m not following tho, are you implying being cunning and treacherous is a sign of “superiority” of some kind?

>Because your orange cheeto is a one term president
yes, one term that lasts 20 years

NO ITS NOW MIGA

Thanks sweaty, hope you had a good time

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After the shit he said about her, that disclaimer was much-needed.

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I'm implying that at some point you gotta blame your own race for your problems and not

>the jews did everything

Not suprising trumpist dont know what one term is

Too late nigga, and, besides, it can be made to look like a robbery gone wrong.

They're good at that shit. Obvious as hell, but good at it.

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DONALD TRUMP!!!!!

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They don't expect themselves to be on the front-lines.

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>tfw no Greenland lebensraum

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OY VEY THIS HEAT IS EXACTLY LIKE HITLER'S OVENS! DIS IS LIKE ANUDDAH SHOAH!

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archive.fo/n7Xwx

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This is what these trannies are spamming now. How impotent.

>he doesn't know
I hope a bunch of your friends kill themselves when he wins again.

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You know it hit a nerve her comms people never respond to stuff like that.

Good posts. Especially for a Leftard.

Is this for real? Did he out himself like finnkikeshill kevin did on accident? Oh, man, too funny if he did. Reverse image search time!!!

dunno how you think ruling over the jews is a bad thing

>Roar into hysteria

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Trumptards are as dumb as Trump

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>snopes fact-checking a site that is well-labeled as satire
Oh, how the mighty have fallen.

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the 4eva is very childish , just like trump the king of the jews.

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Her largest donor in 2016 was Ukraine though.

He really went hard on her.
>dumb as a billionaire playboy who won the Presidency
Thank you.

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Nice

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Feminist decries Adepta Sororitas as antifeminist since "brides of the Emperor implies reliance on man for validation", is immediately engulfed in flames.

Brother Captain Lanius on their xeno aid drops: "Nobody should suffer the indignity of being a xeno. Our plasma torpedo bombardment is humanitarian thing to do"

Grok da Smartboy: eye for an eye is "daft - wot do ye need a nu eye for? A toof fer a shoota, now dats a great deal.Bit suspishuz, mind ya..."

When asked about gays in the Imperial Guard, a Commissar said "All men and women, no matter their sexual orientation, can die for the Emperor"

Newly compiled statistics show that the leading cause of suicide among pacifists is existential crisis after talking to troops from Death Korps of Krieg.

An Imperial Guard veteran: "Join the Guard, they said, it will be fun, they said - and it was! I got to drive a tank, kill xenos, wear a cool uniform..."

Blood Angels attack orks with landspeeders; huge greenskin casualties due to "massive 'da red 'unz go fastah' envy".

Fighting ork unemployment, warboss Gruzgut joins Occupy Wallstreet. "Afta dat, we'z gonna krump Nu York fer good" said Gruzgut, stomped a hipster, shot a stock broker

Imperial Guard orbital-drop a tank on a Bloodthirster, stop daemon invasion. "I was like BOOM HEADSHOT. Wonder how the guys in the Russ felt" - Navy gunner

Scribes excited after finding new information vaults in Holly Terra. "We hope to see new STC plans and find out why there are no black people in the Imperium"

Sisters Repentia strip in a Guard recruitment drive. "Only death in the service of the Emperor can now save me from the terrible penis confusion" - new recruit

Makers of The Host movie tried and executed for heresy. "The film is dangerously underestimating and glorifying daemonic possession" - said Inquisitor Largaran

Am I the only one who sees shills as part of the entertainment of the board lately?

Imperial Guard to deploy Leman Russes from orbit. "The tanks survive the fall just fine" said a Techpriest "but we had to add pillows for the crew".

Ayn Rand Institute assaulted by Imperial Fists. "It's better to die for the Emperor than live for yourself" said a Dreadnought and ripped apart "Atlas Shrugged"

Brother not to apologize for calling sister "a fat cow" after local psyker describes her warp presence as "possessing bovine-like features"

An agriworld discovers ork-farming, Inquisitor Halan says: "orkburgers are heretical... heretically tasty, that is!"

Bjorn the Fell-Handed collects interests from a deposit made while young, buys Segmentum Obscurus. "He wanted to get shit done" comments a Runepriest

Student survey results: 54% less intelligent than a servitor, 13% too stupid to be possessed by a daemon: "In the Warp, they look like a turnip" - Psyker

Poor Imperial citizens to collect bottles for recycling, heretics for purging. "A degree in comparative theology helps" said John, Master of Adeptus Hobonicus

An garbage avalanche in a local scrap yard results in three new Chimeras "They are that easy to make" said Techpriest Onaton.

Leaked porno video of Katy Perry declared a fake; the woman in the video turns out to be a Callidus assassin who wanted to "spice up her love life"

The Tau Empire movie "Road to Peace" ridiculed as "totally gay" and "looks like it's made by a bunch of fags" by the Imperial LGBT community.

Makers of Pimp My Ride sentenced to death for heresy against the Ominissiah. "We're going after the Fast and the Furious next" said Fabricator General Sonyon

Housewife turns into a Warpspawn; husband of 20 years notices only after three months: "I got suspicious because we started having sex again"

Boy's repeated attempts to hook up with a disinterested friend of his criticized as "a slow, painful, unnecessary grind" by Death Korps of Krieg.

Imperial news sites to ban comment sections "Psykers suffer Perils of the Warp attacks every time they read them"

A Space Marine Captain Lamments SM Fursecution: "Even with the Blessing of the God-Emperor, Our Holy Flamers Have Their Limits"

Kharn The Betrayer Comments The School Shooting Hype: "It Is In Line With Conservative Khorne Values Of Blood For the Blood God, Skulls for the Skull Throne"

Overeager Hydra Flak Tank Crew Shoots Down Santa Clause: "We Thought It' a Saim-Hann Falcon". Military Command To Award Medals on New Year Eve.

A Drunk Russian Man Pisses in a Chimera's Gas Tank, Drives Around the World. Departamento Munitorum Names Him an Honorary Valhallan, Ships To The Front.

Apple headquarters under orbital bombardment after the company tried to patent iSkull, sue Salamanders Chapter and Adeptus Mechanicus for patent infringement.

Magos Explorator fleet recovers an STC vibrator, massive defections from Tau-run human worlds ensue.

God-Emperor of Mankind goes on a new diet: will no longer consume souls of fat psykers.

Soh'F'Epok, Lord of Change, demands see to President Obama's Mark of Tzeentch: "We won't rest until we see his change certificate".

Wulfen Solidarity League to sue makers of Breaking Dawn, pt 2 over werewolves: "This is a shameful mockery of a condition that can affect any Space Wolf".

>inb4 ancap fedoranigger shows up right after eva leaves

SARAH HUCKABEE SANDERS HAS FLIPPED

SAYS TRUMP IS MENTALLY ILL, UNSTABLE

Teen sex parties linked to the spread of STDs, underage pregnancies, Genestealer infestations. Officials blame lack of parental oversight, hive fleet Kraken.

Warp Storm engulfs the British Isles. Outdoor masturbation at all time high as local men report horrific daemon faces in the sky to be "prettier than our women"

A column of Eldar infantry mistaken for a gay pride parade, joined by the local LGBT community: "they were pretty uptight, but we showed them how to party".

Chaos warband disperses after their Great Unclean One turns out to be just a Wallmart shopper named Bob.

Dark Eldar raiders capture Honey Boo Boo, crash after engines overload. Archon Asdrubael Vect names fat people "number one threat after She-Who-Thirsts".

Valhallan trooper discovers how to make vodka from Termagant, all fronts see massive Imperial victories against Tyranids.

Keeper of Secrets refuses to posses any member of One Direction. "Too gay" says the Greater Daemon of Slaanesh.

Nice.

niggers are American as apple pie. Hell, most niggers have family lines in the U.S. that trace further back than your jew loving president.

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These communist shits really do their best to sound smug and condescending. They want Babylon bee taken down bad.

But the jews did everything.
All evil in the world is because of jews.

Thinking anyone is going to read your reddit spacing.

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Well I gotta admit he's smarter than you turds who keep falling for his bullshit

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good sign.

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Nope. I do too. I sometimes get drunk and argue with them for fun.

Good summary

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>What is the recovery after the 2007 crisis?

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I get the """jews""" meme but it does get kinda tiring sometimes

I wish. Would be nice to have 75% of the USA have an IQ over 160.

>ywn be the greatest antisemite because Trump exists

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1) How old is this data?
2) Why are you comparing two terms to one term?
3) Obama's economy started in the dumps

>E*a quickly disappears
>224017327
>Chinkleaf returns
Hmmm

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Well, luckily, he has 5 more years to beat King Nigger's record. Also
>yfw not taking into account the Fed's interest rate manipulation

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>when you elect a politician to fight the kikes but he ends up being the most pro-kike president in US history so you start unironically liking jews.

What's duty on the Cadian front without Orks to take potshots at?

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Checked.
Old Hickory did nothing wrong.

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>start out antisemitic
>convert to Judiasm a decade later

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Smart move

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Pls Trump turn on HAARP and send some rain

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There's kikes and there are orthodox kikes. The latter group votes for both Trump and Netanyahu.

lmao this level is cope
Would make obamaleaf blush

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Daily reminder that 22% of adults own a Twitter and 80% of tweets are made by 10% of Twitter.
2% of the US population is represented by Twitter
So why does it make up 50% of Jow Forums?

These guys aren't the fags you see in Antifa costumes. Think Mossad. And say what you want, you don't want those guys after you. I took some concealment/recon training when I was in and I'll tell you that more than 99% of average people wouldn't even see/hear them coming.

>Inb4 No I'm not a sniper, it was just for kicks.

The only ones who really irritate me are the spammers that shit up the thread with walls of text. Otherwise, yeah, they're just free entertainment.
>mfw

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Is Eva the “trump is antichrist” user?

I think you must have an IQ of 73 in order to believe this story.

No kidding.

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The closer the horror of an Obama administration became, the more money fled the market.
Obama was a disaster, in all ways.

Besides not killing more indians and letting all white men vote instead of just white men who owned property. Other than that he was an A.

>in the unlikely (?)

Proof that you're an ECONOMIC IMBECILE! Rates are never lowered unless the economy is weak.

Here's Why Trump is So Obsessed with the FED and Doesn't Care if the Economy Tanks
newscorpse.com/ncWP/?p=42351

I wanna be the very best, like no one ever was.

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TRUMP!!!!

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pssst kid... look who US actually jews voted for

>BRITISH PM RUDE TO UPPITY GLOBALIST FROGS headline
>Boris goes up five points in the polls