Greta Thunberg Tracking – You Shall Not Pass Edition

The sea claims another life

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Boat sinks from tidal wave.

Here we go!

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SINK OR SWIM
>SINK OR SWIM
SINK OR SWIM
>SINK OR SWIM

But of course

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kek

dies

the one time it's hurricane season and there are no hurricanes. WTF global warming? I thought you were cool!

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Shamelessly rolling again

Pancakes

The boat will get rekt by UFOs and disappears for ever.

Tidal waves BTFO.

She will have to be rescued by a gas guzzling helicopter, completing the joke of this trip.

We need posidein to sink this bitch. I'm in favor of the idea of her falling overboard while taking a shit in her toiletless ship

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i hope the yacht gets drone striked

How about fucked to death by whales

quick somebody tell obama that michael hastings and andrew breitbart are on that boat

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Epsteins Island was actually a Lovecraftian creature that awakens in hunger after lack of sacrifices, and swallows Greta Thunbergs boat.

climate potato lol

This is a bad case of fetal potato syndrome.

Climate Change did dis!

>>trips decide fate
you'd better start polluting more, 'cause the trips ain't gonna do nothin'.

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>Thinking she’s actually on a wind vesel

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Guess they’ve never heard of the great circle route of the North Atlantic. It’s a real hard concept to use the prevailing winds. Go south from north Europe till you’re off the coast of Africa, go west, up to Florida, to Bermuda, then across back to north Europe. We’ve used that route for 500 years. Are they on the Failboat?

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>thinking wind doesn't make shit ocean conditions for any boat

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the crew gets a lustful urge and rapes her.
her father tops her off, then kills her.

She will arrive safe and unharmed, according to these digits

THE SECOND A PEDOFILE LAYS AN UNHOLY HAND ON HER AUTISTIC BODY THE WRATH OF POSEIDON WILL BRING DEATH TO THE ENTIRE CREW

>being this retarded

Also rerolling for entire crew is swallow whole by the sea

>go by ship instead of plane to make some retarded non-point about carbon credits or something
>forget that boats take fucking weeks to cross the atlantic
>by the time she gets to the US, nobody remembers who she is

I kind of want her to make it, and have everyone shrug and ask who the fuck she is.

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Boat heads to Epstein Island.....

You don't have to do that with a boat as high performance as the one she is on. They aggressively tack into the wind I believe.

Minute flaws in the hull due to it being partly made of recycled materials will lead to a catastrophic failure of the entire vessel with all hands lost.

Davy Jones Locker

Rolling for pirates

>go by ship instead of plane to make some retarded non-point about carbon credits or something
>forget that boats take fucking weeks to cross the atlantic
>get lost, lose contact, sinks w/e
>millions of dollars and gigantic amount of carbon emissions spent looking for her

lol don't worry, Elton John will pay for the Carbon credits. Remember kids, only the rich can afford to do as they please!

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If quads she dies on US soil, of mysterious sources.

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greta is the queen of pol

they have a bucket and then they flip it overboard to empty it

Isn't the route odd? The route was right headed towards a small island with an airport... Mmmmm

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>what's close-hauled sailing?
i bet you plebs dont even own a yacht, they have the longst part of the journey behind them

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