PRESIDENT DONALD J TRUMP @POTUS
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@realDonaldTrump @TeamTrump @TrumpWarRoom
>b-but Trump hasnt done anything!
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>TRUMP 4EVA 6/21/19
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SCHEDULE/WH Public Pool: publicpool.kinja.com
NEW APPEARANCES
>Pres Trump comments before departing WH 8/23/19
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>VP Pence @Dignified Transfer of 2 Soldiers Killed in Afghanistan 8/23/19
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>HUDSec SleepyBen on FBN 8/23/19
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>HUDSec SleepyBen on America1st w/MyPillowGuy 8/23/19
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>WHTradeDir Navarro on FBN 8/23/19
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>ACC Comdr Gen Holmes @AFA on Air Combat Training&Readiness 8/23/19
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>This Week@Interior 8/23/19
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>WHVideo: Robert Cousy Receives Presidential MoF 8/23/19
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>WHVideo: VP Pence @6th Natl Space Council Meeting 8/23/19
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>StateDeptVideo: SoS Pompeo Interviews 8/23/19
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>StateDeptVideo: Morgan Press Briefs 8/23/19
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>Pres Trump presents Presidential MoF to Robert Cousy 8/22/19
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>VP Pence/CommSec Wilburine @MeritMedical on USMCA in SLC UT 8/22/19
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MAGA!
more bannon
Reminder that one of the strongest bonds there is is between us and Israel. Seething mudslimes and libshits want to ALLAH ACKBAR/Safe Space us apart.
fuck jews & zognald
Requesting fire, grid 224206125.
Fire for effect
MAGA
>t. ALLAH ACKBAR
>t. libshit
That's a negative Awoo-6
Wrong grid identifier used
what are you doing? stop it
STEEL RAIN, REQUESTING FIRE GRIDIMMEDIATE SUPPRESSION
Why is Trump giving that man a rifle? DOTR arrived?
kek, the message is quite ambiguous!
Awoovement commences regardless
>Why is Trump giving that man a rifle?
Because its time to die for Israel
3 round battery, fire for effect on grid 224206125ptg, HEDP, Shills in the open, Spiral pattern, Mix Burst
Be advised this is danger close
Rounds over
This is actually a very good template JEJ
>Because its time to die for Israel
It would be very nice but Iranians and Palestinians keep cutting the line and dying by the dozen for Israel. I'm sure Trump will give them posthumous American citizenship to ensure their deaths are not in vain
Operation awooverlord is a go. I repeat, operation awooverlord is a go
Splash over
Good effect on target
>mfw forgot proper radio procedures
> Not gonna lie, former Obama voter here. This is fucking hilarious watching Obama's legacy crash and burn. But in all seriousness we can't let this nigger VP get the nuclear codes.
> walk away
i still don't believe this hash tag and i don't believe the guy who started it, brandon straka or whatever his name is. doesn't sit right with me
It may not have started in a genuine way but anons truly made the best of it
Hmmm, you're using a Bannon vid that I gave TrumpOP, so you might be him. If so, I'm up and waiting for AF1 landing. Right now, The Sun has live coverage, but I'm waiting on dedicated stream for just Trump/Melania
> youtube.com
texas, what are you doing?
Sounds constitutional
reposting mad skillz
As constitutional as anti obscenity laws
> tfw the sext you sent your ex-gf is used against you in a court of law
> having your nakedness fixated in any permanent media, ever
It’s like you want to be on motherless
right the good ol' retroactive consent withdrawal
Combat Camera got some sweet pics at least
>be on motherless
i'm not familiar with your terminology, and for the record, i don't understand the culture of making sex tapes and uploading them to pornhub and stuff like that
also, would pic related fall into the category of "sexually explicit"?
Shot out Awoo, splash in 20.
this has to be parody like that tatiana account...right?
pretty good
Missing the baseplate, but nobody notices.
I'll explain it real quickly. The purpose of socialism is to install communism. The endgoal of communism is perfect equality. You cant have equality when theres people who are smarter or more literate than others. As such people who can improve on themselves have to be eliminated.
Until the entire planet is a wasteland of mongrel people who cant think for themselves.
That account isnt satire
Holy shit...GE is crashing hard!
youtube.com
Big Tech has strangled the Net far more than in 2016.
That is why Trump has no chance.
> he doesn’t know about motherless
Truth be told when they started having to actually moderate it it lost all of the appeal they had with /b/
If that is new OC do you have anymore?
> also, would pic related fall into the category of "sexually explicit"?
Not really but I can only imagine what type of shit pajeets, spics and niggers text women they manage to get their dirty pawns in their phone numbers.
Anyway, I would say “sexually explicit”’is anything that could get you banned by a mod in this board. What you posted is more “sexually suggestive”
Baseplate tends to get dug in and covered in dirt after couple of dozen rapid fire max range shots though.
>would pic related fall into the category of "sexually explicit"?
those feet absolutely are
I don’t know how Trump does it ...
He manages to attract the best MILFs
> DEFEND THIS!!
ICE destroyed her family, are you OK with that?!? Call the governor now!
> DON’T THINK, JUST CALL! NOW NOW NOW NOW
waiting for Trump pics
will post them when I get them
oh cool....thx
Trump hasn't landed yet. AF1 was suppose to arrive @6AM EDT
Does this bitch honestly think you can pardon illegal entry? Thats a federal offense and thus only pardonable by the president.
Sorry, I thought. I shouldn't be doing that.
Is Jow Forums going to take /o/ to the winterball again?
>penis inspection day is now illegal
In texas. So some of us still have to do it in other states
That was nearly an hour ago, user. Its also nearly 6 central.
ITS FUCKING NEWSWIRE! I loved the Japan pics
is the yellow jacks still a thing?
fry the bean, pay the lien
should land in 6 minutes if not late
umm EXCUSE ME SWEATY any RASIST law can be overturned by a governor or jew-in-black-robes!
I suspect the heatwave killed it but I dunno
You know Trump is always fashionably late
commies everywhere
What does the banner say? I don't read trash language
that might have been effective in killing his chances in 2016, it doesn't matter as much now, anymore than the media going all in on trump derangement syndrome kills his chances.
>the time has come, goy
Fits well
Yeah? DEFEND THIS!!
> pro tip: you can’t without being a racist
Why doesn't she move to Mexico with her husband?
He got A-B-DUC-TED!
> that timeline tho
It’s really a blast, filing it on the “lulz” folder with the “for future trolling” tag
>The Epoch Times is operated by members of Falun Gong, a Chinese spiritual group that “believes in a coming judgment day that will send communists to hell and says Trump is helping accelerate that timeline,” a recent NBC News investigation found.
>“It is so rabidly pro-Trump,” former Epoch Times writer Ben Hurley told NBC, adding that the Falun Gong practitioners “believe that Trump was sent by heaven to destroy the Communist Party.”
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> adding that the Falun Gong practitioners “believe that Trump was sent by heaven to destroy the Communist Party.”
JEJ, they’re not wrong tho
she waiting 1 year to cry about it?
Now remember, Frenchies, President Trump is The Chosen One, so you have to do what he says and kiss his ass, or you'll piss off God.
Based. I fucking love falun gong now
I’m sitting here browsing her timeline filtered by some keywords and laughing my ass off for the best part of the previous 15 minutes.
Am I the bad guy?
20 years to become a legal citizen, no sympathy to be found here. The stressed out wife should be charged for harboring a fugitive.
Falun Gong honestly dindu nothing. They started with full commie party endorsement preaching “healthy body healthy mind” and only got the n the wrong side of the party when they reached some 500M people doing morning exercises and listening to someone not in the party. That pretty much could become a second party in China and they can’t have that, can they?
>Am I the bad guy?
Not really.
Health update?
> 20 years to become a legal citizen
That’s something said very often but there is no path to citizenship for an illegal alien that jumped the border.
You must apply for citizenship in your country of origin and must prove legal residency for a set period. If you claim you live illegally not only your request is denied but also you get blocked for 10 years from applying, and after the 10 years period your request will still be denied.
These stories tho, they’re reaching “locked with a bear and an eagle” level of fabrication. I’m starting to think they’re right and that what Trump is doing is exactly like the holocaust
> Not really.
DELET THIS!
> ywn have a date with “Trump’s niece” where she tells passionately about her love for her job, before asking if you would like some guard prisoner role play
WHY LIVE?
trumps looking good, feeling good
>more tariffs
lmaoing at le chosen one xD
hope no one bought into this market
>WHY LIVE?
Why live indeed....That sounds romantic
pancreas transplant was a success, the donor's funeral is tomorrow
why doesn't bannon work for the trump admin again....
Pardon me but Congress makes laws, unfortunately previous admins failed to enforce them. This is a return to a LAWFUL society that enforces it's laws and defends its boarders.
If there's a issue Congress is the answer.
Reminder that Tucker Carlson wanted to join the CIA when he was younger, but failed the very first - and most basic - entry exam.
Because he’s an emotional bitch who thinks it’s a good political strategy to leak internal information about people he doesn’t like within his own team.
Excellent advisor, piss poor team member
>Mfw she yells at me to make my bed
God he's lucky
Needs bit work for the next photo op.
Good morning everyone.
just now
