EU is thinking about invading Brazil

>invading the shithole

lmao

>tfw you can tell exactly where your province is from space just by looking at the preserved vegetation
feels good

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Christ you’re retarded.

You and your impoverished country.

Enjoy your pathetic standard of living, low wages, etc you second world savage.

>Implying we would have to invade more than the coast to completely shatter Brazil.
Europe can take the entire world twice over. What chance do you think your shitty country has?

Are you stupid? even small european countries could defeat brazil.

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>EU is thinking about invading Brazil
Just as Chico Xavier predicted.
Brazil is expected to receive nearly a billion """refugees""". Southern African countries and Australia will see the same happening to them.

RIP Nothern hemisphere. Screencap this.

The moment you touch Brazil America will activate the Monroe Doctrine. Within 24 hours of that American warships will have solidified their dominance in European waters. Another 24 hours and troops will have made landfall in France while the airforce runs bombing campaigns against Germany. Once those two countries capitulate the EU surrenders and become territories of the United States of America.

Why would the jewiet union invade trannyland?

The EU needs to nuke you to prevent you doing any more damage. sure it may be worse in the short term but in the next 2000 years of so it'll pay dividends

>implying we would give up
You don't know how retarded the brazilian people are, we would become the new terrorists.

EU countries are all neutered. They won't ever use nukes.

Which country in Europe meets the logistical requirements of fielding even a single division in combat in Brazil? I'll wait.

>He thinks size matters
Read up on the Congo and Belgium. You're next rubbermonkey.

depends on what type of war this is, also the objective.

I'll send batallions of Polish oildrillers and coalburners

UK. Russia. Probably France.

>You don't know how retarded the brazilian people
No shit, look who you elected.

>implying that anyone wants to invade a 3rd world shithole like brazil

kek

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lmao you could probably fit another one in there too. Nice try OP but US has you beat

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Brazil doesn't even have the ammunition to last a couple of hours against Venezuela.

>only cuckmerica has the technology to send a division of mutts over seas to protect Israel
kek Here comes the retarded americuckold armchair general

The entiere Brazilian "navy" is made of second hands ships decommissioned from Europeans Navies. Your most recent vessel is 25 years old.

If Yurop decides to do something you will just sit and watch.

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Neither of which will move without the proper financial incentive. Power shifting money.

Dumbest thing I've ever heard. Both US continents have a mutual defence pact that states if any country is invaded then the other countries will come to their aid.

This exists to basically stop a foreign country from invading a south american shithole and use it as a staging ground to attack the US. But invading Brazil means fighting the US.

Good look with that!

bros...

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Also we can drop Claudia Roth

Even the UK only has two amphibious assault ships in service, and there's not a chance in hell they're capable of making that assault across hemispheres. Get real.

don't worry brazil brosef Ameria will keep eurocucks out of Americas hemisphere.

a falklands style war would do wonders to shut you up

Brazil is not an american colony retard

Brazil is literally the biggest shithole in the world, why would anyone want to spend a single second there.

Buying impoverished Mercenaries locally works wonders and gives you two degrees of separation from any human rights violation that may or may not happen :)

The only thing you will do is oildrilling and coalburnering

Doesn't have to be an honest war, Just a war where you can't get caught fighting.

You were just asking if we could rather than if we would.
The UK would make do as we always do. Seize the ocean and we can land with any random boat. It's not like Brazil has a significant navy.

Literally all from western europe, i will not even add France or Britain to the issue (like we have seen on falklands), so it's laughable.

forces.net/news/britain-worlds-second-biggest-power-says-report

But yes,even Italy, Netherlands, Spain, Portugal would not lose a war on open waters with Brazil.

lol, it literally is.

Found the fag

Fpbp kek

>Seize the ocean
You would be doing so from us, not Brazil. I promise you don't want to do that.

You cant be that retarded

>Russia's a part of the EU.
The absolute state of britbongs

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Monroe_Doctrine

Go ahead and land troops in Latin America. I dare you.

the only cocksucker is you who support a guy who is literally selling his country and its industries out to the US

Not anymore

Pic related is all they need to do

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>ww3 fought over a bunch of sticks and stones

Remember what happened the last time we had a war with a Latin American country? That's right. The USA sat to the side sucking their collective thumbs.

The question was Europe not EU.

Well at least have toilet paper, venezuela doesnt.

Hey Brazilian fren, has Brazil calmed down a bit ever since Bolsonaro has taken over, or is it still as bad? Just wondering.

France and UK have overseas territories all around South America.

you can't do anything, you are too busy oildrilling and coalburnering

me country big so strong haehuehaehue

>a bunch of random ass islands not connected to the mainland is the same as landing troops in brazil
heh

Oh, so threatening. If they want to attack this hemisphere then it would take a lot of money from some unfathomably wealthy financiers.

>Lefties making noise on twitter and instagram
>Doesn't realize nobody gives a shit about the rain forest and it's just another global warming ploy
>already being used to beg people for cash and helping vegans claiming moral high ground

This shit is being stirred up by the spooks/global warming hoaxers and all of the usual suspects.

*laughs in missed emissions targets*

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Ever heard of Monroe doctrine Europe ?

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"It's over Anakin! I have the high ground!

kek

Meanwhile, in an actually good country.

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Daily reminder your entire landmass was conquered by eurofags.

I didnt mean that type of oil and coal

Even if Europe attacks Brazil.brazil will probably arm all of its citizens

Do it once. Do it twice. A woman only loses her virginity the first time.

Based Huemonkey, day of the sopa has been delayed

And how many troops are even their on those islands ? Barely 1000 in 1 island

Which language are you jungle niggers speaing again? Brazilian?

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>The part of Quebec I live in is red

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Portuguese

Could probably have more luck sending men

We are nuclear ready. We have the rockets, the uranium and the nuclear tech, plus plenty of space to relocate.

It’s never too bad, with all those native girls down there

Imagine geeting colonized by Portugal

Top KeK

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You cant even defend yourselves against the MiddleEast invasion

The Falkland war

haha is if size ever did matter anything at all. i bet every single country on this map except brazil, has a military strong enough to invade brazil.

The Monroe Doctrine has literally nothing to do with our territories, retard. Putting it simply for your smol brain, it means that if Eurofaggits invade anywhere in the Western hemisphere, the US of A is going to put a size 12 boot up their asshole.

Not that there's a single country in Western Europe with the means to transport and supply an entire army group across the Atlantic, conduct an amphibious attack on Brazil, set up beacheads, and push inland.

Even without American involvement, you would never get such a force to Brazil. You would not be able to sustain operations for the months it would take to cross the country. You would not be able to withstand attacks from the millions of hues.

This talk of European invasion of the new world is simply retarded. Here's an example: Britain had to commit its military to retaking the Falklands from Argie conscripts. They could not repeat that operation today. And you think that the EU military is going to invade half a continent?

> In a combined effort the Nato defeated India in 2020, forcing them to adhere to global sanitary standards. To this day rebels fight for their right to poo in the street

South Africa, China and Russia have all deployed troops to South American countries before you dumb blaxican mutt. We also know that Macron speaks with the words of the Rothschild's on lips. America hasn't been to war for the benefit of anyone but the jews since the Philippines. If France goes to war, you'll be good goys and render aid.

Save the rainforest. Kill all brown people except for the ones that live in straw huts in the rainforest.

Portuguese, but God willing we will speak latin soon, as it should be.

It's because we don't see them as a threat. The only real threat they pose is the suspension of democracy. If you have 99 slaves is the slave mansion ruled by slaves?

>having this inflated of an ego
You people are insufferable. You have no idea what the real world is like and think America is the savior stalwart of man and can never be defeated like life is a Hollywood movie. It will be satisfying when you get yours.
>inb4 proxyfag

No save the native girls. They’re hot

French are the biggest cunts how do they expect to transport a shit ton of troops in the first invasion and keep it supplied as well as deffended

We should sign a defensive alliance with Brazil just to raze the Iberican penisula to the ground. Hispania delenda est.

Are you retarded? They are ugly af. 10% Indio is hot. More than 25% isn't. That's why everyone calls Peruvians uggos