Are Therasophids the White Man's ideal mascot?

Sandnigger detected. Whites have traditionally lived with spiders as they are used for pest control.

>y-you wouldn't squish me would you user?

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No I mean which orb weaver is hallucinogenic?
I know the banana spider venom causes priapism

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snakes are turbo-based, especially since jewish desert religions hate them. spiders can suck a dick though

>Prompt treatment is needed. Options include draining blood from the penis (aspiration)

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>Whites have traditionally lived with spiders as they are used for pest control.
REEEE

NO! The saying goes, you are not to kill a spider, because that is bad luck. but I god damnit don't have to like them or put them inside my house. it only means I don't kill them and put them outside

also btw we're not supposed to have big spiders here, so I thought.. until one time like 9 years ago now when I started to work after college, I rented this flat in this cellar of a house for almost a year before I bought my own shit...

then I am scared of sneks not primarly spiders, but this one was fucking big I could see the hairs on him like one of those taruantellas... Eventually after freaking out and jumping up in my sofa as he ran over the floor. I still used a news paper on him and trapped him in that, and put him outside

yes norwegieans and supersticioun, we would ofc never squish it our selves... sorry that I tried to give bad luck but those fuckers creep me out man

I am not kidding btw, you are supposed to just take them outside or is bad luck. No and I didn't mean to to inflict bad luck on you, that one was just way to big for me to think

All orb weavers, venom neurotoxic. Unable to find web resources of its hallucinogenic properties atm.

Dope. I want one now. Wat do?

Suicide vest yourself, Amhed

I'm perfectly fine living with them, I have to keep my Therasophids contained though, for their safety not mine.

>snakes are turbo-based
REEEEEE

NONONONONONONO

look the spider thing I dunno, but sneks. when I was about 5 someone had left a toy out in this .. lack english word for hit but you now "a sloping height" with stone boulders in it... this is viper town they just love to get out on a hot boulder and sun them self and can just hide there

so I went for the toy... and no I wasn't bit, but almost.. it was on holiday here so I ran to my grand father and he went and killed it

still though things in your childhood man they stick to you forever, so sneks they fucking freak me out. later we did a family trip now I was "adult" we did a family trip to bulgaria... my fucking sister took this big as python snek around her nek and made a picture, everyone laughed because at the moment that bulgarian showed that snek to us I was already long gone...

they found me later sitting at a pub talking about sneks

There are forums and individuals who breed them. Myself I'm breeding the Socotra Island Blue Baboons, they are the only species known that lives communally. I have a small "hive" of them in my bedroom. They come out at night, mostly. Would be a shame if someone got too curious and opened their box.

Have you ever seen how primates and niggers react to spoders and sneks? Pure terror! Why have we not weaponized this?

fun fact
when I was growing up
the most macho of us, the natural leader in the entire perish at then at least when we were teenager.. not important
>a tiny spider, like the ones you almost don't even see
iiiiiiiiiiiikkkkk
like a woman

omg that was so fucking hilarious, now were not talking about those that are so big you see the hair on their legs, but no a tiny one

I don't like this big ones with hair on their legs, but wtf man these tiny ones? he freaked out completely and still do, and this is a big ass man most of you prolly would shit your pants when you met him
>but a tiny lit itsy bitsy spider crawlign down you..
no he freaks out is so fucking weird

well they do it for god damn reason. spiders can't gas you here, neither can sneks

but they can elsewhere man, maybe not spiders but at least sneks

small spiders for me are ok, but small sneks are not they all freak the fucking shit out of me

kill the bitch :DDDD

Spiders don't have hair it's called Setae

That's an irrational fear. All the venomous critters are friends of the White Man.
>Pic related White Woman wards off nigger rapists with her pet vipers

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huh how about that, after all these years I didn't actually have an emote/afraid folder..

huh I guess you found my weakness. how fucked is that

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I don't like them, but as I said is true, is very bad luck to squish a spider here, so you never do it

Just imagine a species of spider that lives communally and will swarm you if you piss them off, the bite of each one potent enough to kill a camel according to the locals.

Theres spiders in my garage that are becoming territorial. They keep fighting each other. Its intense. Their webs are getting crowded.

Theres a spider called a wolf spider that will try to attack you. It doesn't make a web to catch food it chases its food down. One time one landed on the desk in my garage and started running at me.

Species?

Daddy long legs.

Their bite is very bad, causes necrotic lesions. It wasn't attacking you though, just scared and running towards you.

Those aren't spiders though.

Supposedly theyre e most venomous spider on the planet but their fangs are too small to puncture your skin. They kill black widows and shit.

look @ dis boi

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Right, but they aren't actually spiders. Get a magnifying glass and look and one, they have little miniature scorpion pincers folded up in front of where a spider's chelicera would be.

>I'm not venomous
>I'm not like the other girls!

tbqh is just those hairs that for some reason freak me out

but sneks though whole other thing. until recently it was illegal to have sneks here, but people still did, several in my family and shit... freak the shit out of me..

but with these spiders not that hard fear, they creap me out as fuck yes, but sneks scares me

btw is not a new thing with importing sneks here, they did this massively in the viking age. So at this point you all know Ragnar Lodbrok trhough tv, not the real though. The reason why they call him just lodbrokk, is because he was king over denmark and took a lot of the south most part of norway

then..
>there was a big snek there, that spit people! and they got sick and some died
there were indians closeby because they went to india and kidnaped goldsmiths because they were the best, so there indiands in tonsberg
this snek was just a bit further west of them

so everyone was scared of this snek, it just spit at people. So Ragnar came and he took a cloak and boiled it in this oil like substance, this way the venomn from the snek could not get to him, then he killed this massive snakes, that through ages only got bigger and bigger by the word of tongue

obviously isn't it today though, somone brough a spitting cobra and that became the story of ragnar loddbrok

I am not kidding man, check it

things usually have a very obvious explanation....

Actually i watched a video where a guy made one bite him and it didnt hi. The reason your skin rots is because of bacteria infecting the bite.

All he needed was some antibiotics. He kept the bite clean but some bacteria got into his veing and you could see his veins turning brown. But it was gone in like a week.

Fuck, no.

the heathens would import snakes from everywhere, very tied to mythology and rites

so it's not strange if someone got a spitting cobra, as they got sneks from everywhere. Nidhogg, jormundgand, etcetc

all over the songs

this song is shit, but it's there just an example

no wait this one doesn't use scripture... nvm I am drunk man. I can't be your lexicon right now

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no just drunk or?

You know that a therasophid's "hair" is as soft as owl feather? Sometimes I get nekkid and let them walk around on my skin, it's erotic somehow.

>If you get bitten by this species your prefrontal cortex shuts down for awhile.
So it won't effect most people then?

That's just one component of the venom, the others cause muscle cramping and extreme burning pain requiring hosptalization.

Das amazin'. You haven't ever been high off orb weaver venom, have you? Poisons are a strange thing. It's said of Bogar that he constructed an idol at Muruga by mixing nine poisonous herbs together.

Lay of the Alcohol, it makes you weak.

>wolf spider
they are fucking huge, and cunts. always around my woodpile and basement. fuck those fucking things

It was either a wolf spider or a brown recluse. One of those he made bite him to prove that it wasn't as dangerous as most people believe.

Spiders are gross, senpai.

Never tried it. I do love my toxins though.

>If you get bitten by this species your prefrontal cortex shuts down for awhile.
it turns you into a nigger?.

Pretty much what I figure.

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Not as big as the spiders hanging out in the palm trees around my house. It kind of looks like pic related. The body is like the size of a quarter. I think they eat the little fruits in the tree or something. I don't know how they get so big. I almost walked into one at the side of my house. It spun its web between my house and the tree so it was face level.

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REEE I only know I don't want to even know.

this statement made me lift up my feet from the floor as a fucking woman

hehe woman and mice though all of them. I got many stories there.

First one is my grand mother, a mouse had entered the house. and she was standing on the chicken table screaming... that's female though.. not a single man is scared a fucking mouse

I was 4 at the time I think. But then we went to england, this too was family thing. so I shared room with my sister
>IIIIIIK OMG MOUSE OMG OMG KILL IT!!!
So I took my shoe and as I was about to kill it... it squeeked and guess what then she went
>OMG IT'S SCARED DON'T KILLED IT
well I tried to but he ran away...

>OMG OMG HE IS SCARED
so I said to her then.. then what yuo want us to rent him another room?

well hotel standards in the uk are like afrika tier, I kid you not. We lit had a room where the glass in the window were missing half part of it.... okay then lets go down try to speak to them

then came the next part, the ones who worked at this hotel, they couldn't fucking speak english. I had to do gestures, mickey mouse peep peep, in the room....

don't got me wrong though the uk is great nation I love it, but seriously... it was never the mouse thing that even remotely ... it was the part when the ones at the hotel reception didn't know english, and didn't know what a mouse was, so you had to do gestures....

Pretty sure such gestures have been made illeagal now btw

I tried to shoot it with my airsoft gun one time.

fucking fit moron you can do both if you just keep it to the weekend, yeah is not positive man... but ffs live alittle

sneks.. they still illegal at iceland right?

my god.. never saw anyone there with a snek so I assumed it was the same as here.. what is snek status? I hate sneks

Yeah but the alcohol really dumbs you down. While you drink the Jew plots your demise.

spotted the nigger

Gross meme pets are degenerate.

spiders are cute
though some are kind of creepy, its about leg to body ratio and other proportions. The more spindly the spider the more creepy it becomes, whereas the more like a multi-legged mouse it becomes the cuter

>implying a spider gf wouldn't squish you

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it that a spider than can collapse flat to hide or is that a mottled carapace?

go slap ur salmon retard

About a month ago i was getting shitfaced every day for like two weeks and i legitimately started to feel retarded. It took like a week to get over the hang over.

pfff.. alchohol is how we always multiplied you fuck puritan... where do you think mead comes from, bjór we dont know, vodka is russian, but the real shit 96.6% that is here

that's ultra booze, you have never even been properly drunk before you have drank pure norwegian ... I don't know to translate... but mountain, creek water.. that's 96.6% industrian grade pure. at that grade it become narcotics

Nah. Spiders like to be left alone

>WHITES ARE LIKE SPIDERS GOYS
This thread definitely wasn't made by an assmad jew.

also what kind of ethnicity do you think these people living around scottland there on all this islands, making whiskey.. my god where did they come from

nono no scottland, in no way so ever are we here trying to take credit for something you made from your hands your self. I no way. just pointing out here that all these men... they have certain roots, not taking credit for your work, never

I was binge watching this show called fugget about it. Theres a drinking game. Drink everytime you see cheech.
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Yeah I know the feeling
You know that modern distilleries use (((GMO))) yeast in the fermentation process? Your mead has been weaponized against you.

no they don't you fucking asshole they just run over the floor and go under sofa and you go
REE
REEE
NOOOO
GET OUT OF THERE
REEEEEEEEEEEEEE

but you can't smash them because that is bad luck, so you have to use a news paper and try to get them outside and you

iiiik ree iiik
and burn the newspapers

damn looks like a cyclops-eye

user, are there any species you'd deem too dangerous to raise yourself? Also, are you saying it's true that daddy long leg venom is more potent than black widow venom?

We call it moonshine, or mountain dew.

It's not like it will get you more drunk, because you just drink less of it, because it fucking burns, or you mix it with shit and it becomes regular alcohol.

It also has a chance of being partly methanol that might make you blind.

But the bright side is that the cure for methanol poisoning is ethanol.

>t. United Spider Ltd.

>t. Orb weaver

>alchohol is how we always multiplied
Oh my, I hope this ignorant sentence is a joke

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nice try iran

you can't get mead commercially anymore, just locally. take your anti booze rhetoric back to Ali.

Also so you just know, I know several of your country men here, they are base and they all fucking hate your degenerate fucking shit, they are smart they are based. you are cave level tier, denying everyone to think... all you go is to ask russia for gibs tech gips because you are so degenerate to manage that your self... you deny everyone in your country that has a fucking brain for being some anti this or anti that

so in all tech .. is from russia... yeah we have people in universities here too you go, they are just not allowed to you know...

all hail the big golden whaleruss

YOU SUCK IRAN

From what I've heard daddy longlegs venom is extremely potent, they just cannot penetrate human skin luckily. As far as species too dangerous to raise yourself I'd say that depends on your skill level. With the really hot spiders there are techniques you use to prevent accidents. Only one species, Scolopendra, will actually get aggressive and chase you down.

is not...

Eh looks pretty gross to me but glad you found something to enjoy user everyone should have that. Think I’ll just stick to dogs because they are the true white mans best friend

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Not Iranian, I'm a bit of an alcoholic so I don't drink, I get really, really mean. Like slash your throat mean.

Spiders are frens.
I usually let them in and they stay in a corner. But I'm very clear with the rules. Don't crawl around while I'm takig a shit or a shower and never get too close or pull a Mission: Impossible on my shoulder. That's death penalty.

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Dogs are the first line of defense, a properly trained dog can save your life in the event a home invasion etc.

Fuck that made me laugh

Absolutely my pupper is very well trained and even prevented a nigger from breaking into my house.

what do you mean, do you mean I just pushed this information randomly for you to get.

Sir that is very anti semitic

I get really mean to user, way too mean. is when we north norwegians get mean too you know. what you would say "that is mean".. then vs "omg call in the helicopters this bersherkgang" ... I wish it was just a joke, but is not

so I try as good as I can, but when the police here from oslo man... I snap I will admit it's so offensive to us, I just snap a nd lose it and have control

nothing
nothing
nothing

don't come here
Gå tilbake til oslo jævla soringer

Not as cute as jumping spiders.

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I wonder if they actually enjoy petting.

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>pupper
mr puppers was banned from twitter

my dog was a big fan of his

is how the jews keeps on doing this radicalization and polarising people.

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>Those aren't spiders though

Depends on which type you're talking about. There are different critters referred to by that name, some of which are spiders en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Pholcidae and some of which aren't. en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Opiliones

And if you are a soring, you should leave Jow Forums right now

go back to oslo you fucking homo mackrell eating fairies
>don't belive you, you don't don't call us hæstkuk

that moment is way over, go home you fucking tourist

they are also pretty smart for spiders