Brit/pol/ - Bash Their Heads In With A Shovel Edition

>Boris Johnson tells Channel migrants 'we will send you back'
dailymail.co.uk/news/article-7389049/Boris-Johnson-tells-migrants-send-cross-Channel.html

>Liam Gallagher says Boris Johnson got the PM job 'because he's f***ing ugly'
dailymail.co.uk/news/article-7389923/Liam-Gallagher-says-Boris-Johnson-got-PM-job-hes-f-ing-ugly.html

>Jared O'Mara: Sheffield MP arrested in fraud probe
bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-south-yorkshire-49451255

>Seagull ‘drops severed puppy paw’ feared to be that of missing Gizmo the Chihuahua
thesun.co.uk/news/9779452/puppy-paw-found-missing-gizmo-chihuahua-seagull/

>Meghan Markle and Prince Harry to fight back against angry criticism 'by ESCAPING Britain'
express.co.uk/news/royal/1169260/meghan-markle-prince-harry-private-jet-royal-news

>Call for witnesses after spate of wheelie bin fires in Telford
shropshirestar.com/news/local-hubs/telford/2019/08/21/call-for-witnesses-after-spate-of-wheelie-bin-fires/

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First

THEME
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reminder that we need to preserve the motherland

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INGURLAND! INGURLAND! INGURLAND!

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There was a new qt barmaid in the pub today

Daily Reminder.

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Name a better ABBA song. I DARE you.

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could you smell her cunt?

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Do tattoo artists get paid by the square foot?

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Just had a crafty wank in the garden and it stinks.

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Wahey

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It smelled of roses and rainbows

Roger that:
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greggs has opened its 2000th store

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better

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Based tbqh

Id assume /brit/ and newbrit would be in the same place if there is somewhere to regather and i dont know of anyone else who had a twitter

fookin' lush mate. love greggs.

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based lad. have a webm

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what kind of samebotting is this?

Always thought of Does Your Mother Know as the riposte to Dancing Queen. Teenage girl thinks she's hot shit on the dancefloor, but actually she looks like a pathetic little girl to all the adults around her

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Based and Norfpilled

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i ain't 'im lad
just love greggs
simple as

>complaining about the success of a british corporation

>Spaniards
>White

ok then i believe you. gerggs is lush tbf

can someone expalin to me who this guy is? i dont understand this meme and it's pissing me off

thank you

an absolute mad lad

Fookin' vegan sosij rolls?! Fook it lad arl eat ennifin ah will.

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It's just some random mentally ill man who makes YouTube videos.

Watch his videos. You'l understand.

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You're from Sainsburys aren't you.

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true, but Brosnan ruined/owned this one.
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He sounds like David Bowie with Down's Syndrome.

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source on the tweet/vid pls

He's a guy who is trying to run for MP in Wycombe.

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Moosey lets in all the miss teddies.

IMAGINE SENDING YOUR PONCE KIDS TO A 20K A YEAR SCHOOL AND THEM COMING OUT WORSE THAN BRIGHT KIDS THAT WENT TO THE LOCAL GRAMMAR

ABSOLUTE STATE OF THE PONCE CLASS AAAAAAAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHA

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Anyone remember surveillance camera man? Why do people suddenly object to being filmed once the camera is off the wall and in someones hands?

the spakker who thinks he runs brit, the one who made this thread and reported mine. youre a faggot, why are you so obsessed with tim? is it because you want to him to get harassed? because you think its funny? why do you autistically post the same tim quotes every thread, trying to get attention about unfunny trash? why are you such a loser? why dont you fuck off with your shit unfunny cancer threads and make something interesting and unique? or are you just a drone incapable of creative thought? a fucking vile turd as your tim would say. imagine that, tim might even feel sorry for you, being so obsessed with him.

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All of Mamma Mia was crap so singling out Brosnan does seem unfair

gonna need a link frend

thats the problem with this country everybody wants to be boss man.

i am honestly convinced the reason why i have outlasted cunts like this is because i keep my mouth shut and do what i am paid to.

you're such a retard. you don't go to private school to get good grades. you go there to network and build contacts. it's just a junior rich man's club.

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You network at uni ya mong

lol i grew up in southern california, this kids a fag. Just stank eye the old sack.

alright mate calm down.

>brits
>white

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not when you're an elite. when you're in the elite, you start building that contact list the minute your rich arse starts at eton.

your not educated until your privately educated.

you're*

peter hitchens

ur*

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Well said lad.

now we're educated

Dont forget getting bummed.

I'll return each day at noon, until I find you.

>can only use one image per post
Smh.

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I went to prison with the Wind In The Willows murderer. Ask me anything.

Something about Stalingrad on channel 5
Amazing to think this is the battle that sealed our current fate almost 80 years later

fuck off, 8nigger. nobody cares about your shite website.

I assumed that was a given.

Who and are you a nonce or a homo?

to think we could have just sided with the germans, and the current crop of neo-marxists who are rotting this country from the inside out would just be ash in a camp somewhere.

twitter.com/TimmyUk
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fuck off you nonce

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for a schizo, Timmy keeps his flat pretty clean fair play.

AYO

This is British youth culture in 2019:

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SAVE ARE TIMMY PLEASE OH GOD OH GOD

Post films shot in your home town: Revolution (1985)

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Why doesn't he move t the U.S?

cringe. its so bad. our ancestors would weep.

i used to be one of the blue cunts staring at the crowd and i am so happy i never have to do that again.

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>Bank holiday Saturday
>posting on Brit/pol/

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He needs to be rescued under the Geneva Convention.
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i didnt think GCHQ was based in southhampton?

im fuckin shakespeare and i'll cheff you up if you say otherwise innit mandemting skrr skrr

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got work tomorrow at 7am so i dont have much choice.

BONGOLOIDS RISING

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it's sunday tomorrow?
>t.wagie

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This dude is broken.
Unless it's an elaborate "yes I need every sickness benefit" ploy in which case well done I guess.

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I think he's a performance artist who's done a number on britpol

i hate the way they spit between their teeth.

yeah. im thinking about claiming im a christian to get sunday off. religions are only worth it for the benefits.

Lads it's almost 9pm and the closest shop is a 20 minute cycle away. Shall I have another peanut butter sandwich or two or cycle to Tesco to get some coke and maybe some chips from the chip shop?

that wind-swept look suits him

that is pretty good

just get on with it mate get on your bike. every second wasted is a sin.

It has nothing to do with the WWII, England was wonderful in the 70s, 80s, 90s. Illegal fags, okay to call a nigger a nigger, etc.

The goyim in the USA got used to the loads of shekels and freedom, and out of the boredom and their loose lifestyle they started this virtue signalling madness and spread the disease across the globe.

Without Jews Hitler would be unable to create a successful economy, it would be a totalitarian shithole like the modern China but within the EU geographical area.