Spider bros. That is all.
Spider bros. That is all
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That's a big spider.
for you
Hugz tiem?
Spiders are cool.
I like garden spiders
>Hugz tiem now
Brb gonna water my Socotras so they come out for a pic.
I want to pet it.
Are they cute?
Not a good idea, has urticating hairs like porcupine.
Very. Wait a minute.
are we still doing that?
I want to see the whole vid where that motherfucker eats it like donald trump bk burgers
This, I fucking love spiders 'cause they eat all kinds of bugs, mosquitos and flies, so they're my natural ally. Plus, they're pretty cool, I always want to have them as many as I can, what's the point of buying mosquito deterrent when you can just leave it to your spider bros.
>Oh I can wait for hours
Oh. Shame, that hairy butt looks so cute.
My spiderwife is very cute.
No. Sneed took over
Get the flamethrower
no fucking thank you
I cut it out of a documentary, it's the Brazilian Wandering spider.
That's the kind you shoot on sight.
What would a spider do if elected president?
STOP STOP STOP I CAN ONLY DAAAWWWW SO MUCH!
I want to give him uppies soooo bad!
Looks like something from a movie
Am i allowed to masturbated ti this in the ethnostate?
Ftfy
THE SHOW MUST GO ON user
>fucking skub fags
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Me too, especially the big orange bastards
My favorite are the little orange spiders you can see in the snow on days when the sun comes out.Don't know their names.
Thanks, Australia.
until they drop down infront of your face while youre sitting at the computer reading Jow Forums
Wellw33llwell i do not face these problems in mongol land my kenguru friend
>Turns out it's a black-widow
... awful lot of spider threads today
Nice crypsis.
So I just watered them but I gave them water recently so they aren't thirsty right now. Plus it's daytime and they like it dark. Posting a pic from off the internet instead. I'm a breeder of this species.
>The Socotra Island Baboon Tarantula (Monocentropus Balfouri) is an absolutely stunning old world tarantula. As their name suggests they are native to the island (Socotra) just off the coast of Africa. Due to its spectacular look it is not surprise that enthusiasts are so keen to get a hold of this beauty. The exact colouration can differ very slightly, but the legs are generally a striking electric blue with a sandy coloured body. The light coloured hairs covering their body gives them a look as if they would be satin soft to the touch. They are mid range size tarantula with the females after reaching maturity reaching within 4-5 inches in size.
>This is one of the few species of spider where the female does not dwarf the male in size and weight. This is not the only thing that separates this tarantula from others. They are known to live communally and to be very good parents to their young.
these fuckers used to be all around texas when i was a kid but now you dont see them that often
Yeah,used to see them all the time in PA but don't see them very often anymore.
Nah, I'm totally cool with spiders. If I come across one and it gets in my way, I take it on my palm and then put it elsewhere, I have no qualms dealing with these cute buggers. I wouldn't want to deal with one of them big venomous motherfuckers, they're scary, it's a good thing we've only got innocuous ones in Poland.
Thats cool af
Haha fugg eat me already
I shudder to think what a "spider breeder" does.
Is that the Bohemian Grove?
Yeah, it's something like we got 6/10 of the worlds most venomous spiders, but Brazil gets #1
kek
I kill every spider I see
She (assumption) looks very pretty
They're pricey, the females sell for about $300 each.
Kind of scary, but also a true beauty.
spiders are bro tier animals
It's a collection of rock spiders
Spiders used to be at least a few meters in length back a while ago. No one knows what happened.
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She. The males are skinnier and darker.
four jew
Looks so cool tho. Absolutely badass.
>Kind of scary, but also a true beauty
This applies to some females of all species I guess
Anyway spiderman posting begins
lol
We called em writing spiders and if u see ur name in it's web you have 3 days to live
Those fuckers single handedly keep me from ever visiting your shithole
Yes long before the dinosaurs..We do know why they were so big, all insects were back then. Its because the atmosphere had a fuck ton more O2 in it than now. 6ft Centipeds. dragonflies as big as hawks. Would like to travel back in time...In a tank and check that shit out.
Too bad not everyone is so easily dissuaded
dont forget about the jews
They are, and they are communal. So it's like I have a hive of them. When I water them(mist some water over their webbing with a spray bottle) they all come out and drink then wash themselves. Interesting also is that early breeding attamps weren't successful until it was learned that the young, unlike other species, need parental care. So you just leave the egg sac in with the female and let nature take its course.
Walking beans would always end with a half dozen of these things crawling around on you since they put their webs between rows. Big bastards.
Spiders are real bros. They aren't noisy, quiet as fuck, literally clean your apartment of other bugs for free and they look cool. Anybody hating on spiders is a goddamn fag.
fug
The atmosphere was also as thick as water and the earth was smaller. Today the largest possible land animals are the giraffe(tallest) and elephant(heaviest). The existence of these massive huge dinosaurs is impossible on a planet with out conditions, would collapse under their own weight.
Yeah,I haven't seen one in ages.
theres something wrong with your benis user
American Green Crab Spider
Pesticides?
You're weird for making these bugs but who are the weirdos dropping $300 on a big bug in the first place?
You fucking posted this in another thread it's disgusting
Based pol
Spiders are our friends. They eat all sorts of bad insects that actually harm humans and don't ask for anything in return except for a warm corner. Just believe me when I say they're more afraid of you than you are of us. Now I'm no spider, but I think that they're really beneficial insects. All they want is to be left alone. Sure, sometimes they might spook you, but it's always an accident. Spiders actually really respect humans and just want to get along with them. We don't spread disease or parasites or anything bad. In fact, they prevent the spread of dangerous pathogens by helping reduce the population of dangerous insects. So the next time you see a spiderbro in the corner of your bathroom or pantry, just let him be. He's working really hard to keep you safe!
actually the heaviest land animal on earth currently is the average american woman
That must great to take care of them. I've never considered having a pet, but spiders are great animals. Despite being in the roughly same category as bugs, they are quite distinct in the sense they feel a lot more elegant, graceful and clean if that makes sense.
Probably,wouldn't surprise me.
Some species are even more expensive. You like to spend your money on the latest vidya gaymes, I like spiders, whats the problem?
>Spiders
>Insect
THEY ARE ARACHNIDS YOU PLEB.
How DARE you lump glorious spiders in with the filthy dregs of their food..SHAME ON YOU
I don’t know why I’m so fascinated with all of you talking about spiders... but if you guys are genuinely into them you should check out Dark Den on Youtube. Dude makes pretty good content and makes enclosures and unboxes spiders and breeds them and shit.
I saw a fat American woman drop a porkchop once, it didn't hit the ground but went into orbit around her gravitational field.
BASES
Does your spider like to eat children?
The only spiderbros are jumping spiders
That tarantula species sometimes eats birds